#483 - There's Human DNA In The Hot Dogs

Frankie is now coined the pork dork

Comic

You’re ma’s horcrux! Where’s ya nose, kid?! Hear me out… Robert De Niro as Dumbledore?!🔥🔥

Taylor

‘2000 was a quarter of a decade ago’

Dominic

"Frank, you're a human being, not a septic tank" just took me out

Ashley

Frankie singing Hurricane sounds like every Bob Dylan song ever 😂

Samantha Colarelli

Them not realizing the “call him by his name” pun they made

Gabi

The “that’s not many that’s not many” from Joe was so spot on I had to double take 🤣🤣

Amber Toogood

joe’s santa laugh sounds exactly like jeff bezos

lainey anderson

“our fuckin gooch” LMAO jesus fucking christ

Miranda Worley

“your mothers a horcrux” took me outtt

macie

No it's blocked for me too

Nadya

Is this ep blocked for anyone else or just me? :(

Ardea Vujica

Also these hunnie bunnies working their way thru figuring out human anatomy is just top tier.

Jillian Hedges

I’m so excited for you!! So much content to enjoy!

Jillian Hedges

Room temperature water is superior. But I’m a good host and ask is they want ice when offering.

Jillian Hedges

Thank you! Omg I just went and checked, and he only added it in the video and not the audio, and of course I only listened to the audio

Jeska

Joe announced it at the beginning of episode #481. He filmed it in his apartment and it was edited in before the episode started.

Victoria DeLuca

I think Frankie meant quarter of a century , a decade is 10 years lol

Mike Mascarelli

7% is wildly accurate I’m impressed

Bailey Goldberg

The fact that most of what I know about Harry Potter is from these two 🤣 and I’ve seen the first 4 movies still don’t understand most of it

Jillian Arceri

Not quite… it would be pointless to drink water if we just filtered it and we didn’t use it, we’re not Brita filters😂😂 the water is actually absorbed into our bloodstream by osmosis in both intestines. The kidneys actually filter our blood. The water we drink is actually more a toxin transporter so we can get rid of the ammonia and other toxins in our blood. This is also the reason why pee is sterile in a healthy person.

Hana Sherafati

The movie you're looking for where they release frogs is Flushed away🤣

Brianne Jones

So…are we getting the pigs in a blanket power hour y’all said or what? 🤣

DeAsha Napier

Jane Goodall is still alive. She’s 95!

Betsy Sylvia

Can’t believe they talked about shows at the end of the ep but still didn’t mention the fact they’re doing just for laughs in Vancouver in February! I’m so confused because I don’t remember them ever announcing it, other than on social media, which seems super weird to me! Or did I somehow just completely miss them announcing it in an episode?!

Jeska

I got their Patreon subscription for Christmas and im so geeked!!!

Anyssa

a quarter of a decade 😂 i think you mean a century 😂😭

Amara

Little did they know Timmy Tam is also Bob Dylan in his new movie lol

Kylie Sturbaum

I always thought it was because he was too high lol

Kara McGuire

Ngl, I just came on here to see if anyone else picked up on that lol

Kara McGuire

frankie, 2000 was a quarter of a century ago, not a decade💀

Leah Suhr

When Joey does the Pow at the end of the episode like the good ole times :’)

Laura

In sixth grade we discected cow eyes. Very underwhelming.

Brooke

better have something big planned for episode 500

Tommy Stewart

Guys in Canada we had to cut the animals... I could not do it teacher pushed my hand down :'( RIP

Brittany Taylor

I love how they talk Harry Potter every episode

diane

Why is frank holding mustard in the thumbnail if he hates it 🤔

Kit Booth

the way I’m 25 and had to google Sybian… yall need to chill LMAO 🤣 also JEANS? that’s crazy

maddie

I love when you guys sing! Joey singing Santa's "ho,ho,ho" part at the end had me dying🤣 thank you for always making me laugh guys! Merry Christmas♥️🎄

Nikkiecola

Frankie gives Nick from New Girl vibes

Cheyenne Wendt

I want to be in a book club with Joe, I've been reading some non-fiction books this year that I think he would enjoy - Frank would also probably enjoy them

Kennedy

“2000 was a quarter of a decade ago” lmfao

Sarah

"everybody out there been good, or what? Ohh its not many not many, you guys in trouble out there" -Brucey Springysteeny

Jenna Smith

Human anatomy is one of my special interests so it's so hard not to answer your questions because I know you don't want the answer

Tbone

Not only do I drink my water room temp most of the time my beer is room temp too 😬

Chris Bright

Just have to say that im screaming into the screen as yall try to figure out the gastrointestinal/urinary tract

Gabriella Y. Padilla-Tirado

As someone who has cared for great apes, including gorillas, for 10 years, i got some baaaaad news for you Frankie.

Cortney Norris

This post saved me today. Grateful to be a patron

Amanda

Walk Hard mentioned hell yeah

Alyssa Clemts

Genuine tears at the ho ho ho’s

Alyssa Kenney

“2000 was a quarter of a decade ago” … century, but worth a shot Frankie

Samantha Sullivan

I was definitely the weird kid that liked the dissections 😂

Giovanni Alessandro

Why the hell does Joe have those sun glasses on the whole episode 😂😂😂😩😭😭

Kelsey Alysse

Neither one of you took an anatomy class lol

Grace Evangelista

my water needs to form icicles on its way down my throat. anything above that is nasty

Mackenzie Simmons

As a 7th grade math teacher listening to Joe’s mental math with the percent moment made me so happy

Jessica Senbetu

You are right, I forgot about that

Kara Felix

i immediately thought the same thing and remembered we get advanced episodes

Layla Arredondo

I could listen to these guys talk about Harry Potter for hours.

Steve VanDerMaelen

Not even a psychic could predict the words that come out of these humans mouths

aperose420

As someone who failed grade 10 science whenever these two don’t understand something about science that I know it makes me feel very smart thanks guys

Madison G

I broke an ankle coming to the comment to see if anyone else caught that. No Friday or Monday episode?

Kimberly S

“2000 was a quarter of a decade ago” yeah, something like that!

Kelsey L Proffitt

Hey just wondering. How cool does Joe think he looks wearing sunglasses indoors? 😆

Dabdarling16

I ran over an owl once....

Kailee Wise

Fellas, I’m a zookeeper in Chicago and I work with a rhino. Check your DMs

Molly

“Your mothers a Horcrux” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

BaileeMay

I wish Frank could’ve met Steve Irwin

Kendal Subia

Them just skating right past that is killingggg me

hw

Am I the only one thinking that the 30 it’s Monday so we have another episode before the year ends?

Kara Felix

Any time I see Joe in his sunglasses for an episode I just assume he’s massively hungover and can’t handle the bright lights 😂

Rose Lemieux

Anyone else gonna buy TBY holiday remake playlist? We need this as merch! Along with TBY tumblers!

Allison Carr

idk how to get up to the 9th floor because the floors keep moving 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

kurupting

FRANK!! YOUR PANCREAS?

Kristin Kirby

Joey cannot be a Timothy Chalamet fan 😂 he said “let’s just call him by his name” and didn’t make a pun or joke!! 😂

Sarah

frank please. water goes into your stomach when you drink it, then your small intestine, large intestine, kidneys, ureters, bladder.

Kristin Kirby

Right?! I was waiting for Joe to grill him 🥲

Abby Taylor

“That’s not many that’s not manyyyyyyy”

Chloe Ciccarelli

I caught that too.. so surprised Joe didn’t catch it! 😂

Sara Hessefort

i need frank to watch animal fight night s3 e4 or sum on disney+. he would change his mind about gorillas so fast

Lilly

Thank you so much 😭😭

Arica Miller

“2000 was a quarter of a decade ago” 😂😂💀 Frankie never fails

Ryan B

Loving hug for you💛 that is brutal and I’m terrified of losing my mom cause she is that person for me. It has to feel so incredibly hard to want to talk but they are infinitely far away😭 I’m thankful this show could make you laugh and know that I believe in you! It’s sounds like your dad has taught you everything you need to know to handle what life throws at you, and if not, you’re smart enough to learn! You are loved and cared about us and all of us here at the basement yard will support you! 💛

Zakk Ross

The Bruce Springsteen version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town makes me want to actually commit suicide. It is the WORST.

Becky Friday-Helsen

I have no idea if Joe & Frankie will see this but I still want to say it. 2024 was one of the my hardest years. I was broken up with by someone who gaslit me into believing we had a future, my mom lives states away from me, and then in April the worst of all happened... I got a call that my dad had passed away. One of the most consistent, dependable people in my life. Just gone, like that. Grief has been one of the hardest things to navigate and I'm not sure I'll ever be able to figure it out. Anywho.. all of that to just say that some of the only times I genuinely laughed this year was because of The Basement Yard. Joe & Frankie are so funny, genuine, and such a breath of fresh air when everything feels too heavy. Thank you for sharing your lives with us and thank you for sharing your humor. I know for a fact I'm not the only person who benefits from knowing that you exist. Thanks, again. I hope 2025 shows TBY all of the love and appreciation that it deserves.

Arica Miller

when joe’s got his sunnies on, you know it’s gonna be a good episode 😂

Linda Berisha

“2000 was a quarter of a decade ago” 😂😂

Abby Taylor

“What’s water?” ~Joe Santiago 2024

Sarah Valencia

And I just had a convo with my husband about how humans can't regenerate... They can heal... Your liver, hair and nails are a bit of an exception to the rules lol.

cateryna matieshin

wowww we need a clip of them singing Bruce Springsteen's Santa claus is coming to town!!!

Isabella Garreffa

Frankie, 2000 was not a quarter of a decade ago 😂 but I knew what you meant. Merry Christmas! Cheers to 2025

Anna Kinsella

I'm losing it.... I have had a few happenings where I've watched an old movie or talked about something weird and the next episode of the basement yard ironicly mentions it. But my son got a toy skeleton (with organs and all) for Xmas and I just learned that the kidneys get the waste from your blood not your stomach.... I'm officially sure that I live in a simulation... ☠️

cateryna matieshin

Bob Dylan is from where I’m from… can’t stand that guy 🤣

Bridget Hosek

Joe’s Santa laugh sent me

Katelyn

bro is hating while paying a monthly subscription to keep watching

paisley t

The fact neither of them caught Frankie saying that 2005 was a quarter of a decade ago is hilarious 😂

Darian

NO YARDIES???????

Dude Guy

While dissecting our frogs in 8th grade our teacher told us the frogs eyes are bouncy so the person sitting across me started bouncing the frog eye and it bounced and it hit my cheek 😭

MamiitaG

Frank, 2000 was definitely not a quarter decade ago. Try a quarter century 😂😂😂

Leah Kate

we did a frog and worm in 8th grade. the anatomy kids in hs had a cat and in my college biology class I had a pig 😩

Kels

oh Frankie btw it’s a quarter of a century, not decade 😂

Kiara

They’ve been on a real scientific kick lately and I’m all for it

Yari Melo

it blows my mind every time I remember that blue whales aren't just the biggest animals on earth, they're the biggest animals that have EVER lived 🐳

Nadia

No but Frankie’s right cause the pigs and cows eat from the earth and hotdogs are made of them so yes, we in fact eat ourselves in most/ all food

Kayla

Keith

"Your mother's a horcrux" made me WEEP 😂

emily bowers

When animals come up, does Frankie's brain just shut off?

HungChachi

fun fact. whales are so big you can swim through there blood vessels

Neo

Frankenweenie is the movie the dead frogs come to life

Maddie Allen

merry Christmas guys!!!

Kiara

I cut a frog open. 🤢

Shawna Star

Only thing I’ve ever disliked about these two. 🤨 Possums are great. I feel like they must have only ever seen upset hissing possums to think they’re so ugly and gross. They’re just little guys.

Tory Dixon

When they were talking about “reinventing the body” I just kept thinking about my gastric bypass surgery! When I explain it to people, most do not know I essentially have a sort of leach field system now lolol except all the waste bypasses my stomach. I feel like if they knew the specifics of how the surgery works, it would absolutely blow their minds! Maybe I should reach out to OPL😂

Erica Gantea

Joe saying Velma is better than Daphne just rearranged everything for me

Natalie

This ep was a belated birthday gift to me and I couldn’t be happier

Hinna Parmar

Harry Potter with a New York/New Jersey accent.... kinda makes it more funny

Reilly Niles

Boys, lets get St. Louis on the docket next tour. The amount of money id pay for a ticket is boarderline disgusting,

Jesse McCombs

Patreon video idea: the boys have to label anatomy for the body and genitals 😂

Tayla

🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

Joey S

i’m so early omg HI FROM NORTH MACEDONIA boys!

Frosina Kekenovska

We been knowing tbh

Andres

can’t wait to see yous in australia next year o know yous have it in ya for a world tour

Lucy Henderson

merry christmas boys

Lucy Henderson