82 - The Eternal Sleep
Added 2024-02-02 00:35:14 +0000 UTCSKIP LIKE 43 SECONDS IDK WHAT HAPPENED
I cast an evil spell on homeless people, I embarrass my self online to make money, I beg for the eternal sleep, and my belly predicts this years harvest.
Edit: GUYS IM JOKING ABOUT THE $15 A MONTH
Comments
This whole podcast is a cry for help. Keep it up man! (All seriousness you good?)
Slader
2024-04-24 10:45:45 +0000 UTCOK IM WATCHING AN OLD EPISODE RN BORED AF SCROLLED DOWN AND OVERWATCH MENTIONED PLS i love when my interests combine (hamzah play with me iโm masters)
liv
2024-04-11 05:13:59 +0000 UTCrewatching this and the pig farm story reminds me of the movie okja on netflix i believe. it does deal with animal abuse so don't watch if you're sensitive to that, but it really is a good movie! made me never want to eat pork again
chloe
2024-04-04 15:28:39 +0000 UTCWhen Hamzah activates my Alexa it feels like a 4D experience ๐ฅฐ
Quincy
2024-03-04 19:31:13 +0000 UTCMARTIN PLEASE WE NEED MORE MUSIC ON 2006WR PLEASE ITS THE BEST MUSIC IVE EVER HEARD ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Landri Skye
2024-02-18 18:55:33 +0000 UTCWhen Iโm driving to clinical at like 4am after only sleeping 2 hours, I think about how ready I am to rest. Like Iโll just be thinking โcanโt life just pause for a second, so I can rest my eyes.โ Iโm literally so exhausted from all this shit but itโs not like โI wanna die:(โ, itโs more like โI wanna rest.โ So I absolutely know what you mean, and I try to explain it to ppl but they always think itโs a cry for help.
iguessitsleanne
2024-02-15 20:02:14 +0000 UTCwtf so how did Kazuya recover tho?? did they stitch his tongue back together orrrr?
amandaxoxo
2024-02-09 06:13:35 +0000 UTCbountiful harvest ๐โค๏ธ๐
Alexa
2024-02-08 22:13:31 +0000 UTComg brene brown is so good. i recommend braving the wilderness and dare to lead srsly changed my communication skills
lily r
2024-02-08 05:42:54 +0000 UTCtaxes are stupid take my money and buy some dzam vegetable๐๐ก
lily
2024-02-07 20:38:13 +0000 UTCcanโt wait to move out i totally agree w what you said ๐ญi need that distance before i start repairing these family relationships
nell
2024-02-05 19:31:42 +0000 UTCiโm watching this in math class
annabelle
2024-02-05 12:38:29 +0000 UTCtheyโre NOT fucking with youโre $15 joke in these comments ๐ญ๐ญ
shadia
2024-02-05 10:59:14 +0000 UTCjust do the next pod w no pants
gyatt eater
2024-02-04 08:18:13 +0000 UTCi heard $15 and said HE-HELL NAW.
monse
2024-02-04 01:34:53 +0000 UTCHE-HELL NAW
mari
2024-02-03 06:54:26 +0000 UTCthe camera look better ngl
Rob
2024-02-03 01:09:57 +0000 UTCYou have the funniest experiences, Iโll always pay to listen
mowa
2024-02-03 01:08:02 +0000 UTCDownloading the woman in the dunes rn + homegoing is one of my fav books ever omg u should read the beekeeper of aleppo or (the classics) the kite runner/a thousand splendid suns
Lina
2024-02-02 22:11:08 +0000 UTChttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8W3MYLG/ the results are in hamzah spring is coming early this year ๐
Ashanti
2024-02-02 20:17:40 +0000 UTCMy phone loves ground hog day
Elly
2024-02-02 20:17:17 +0000 UTCYou got that gnome hat on!
Gentle darling
2024-02-02 16:59:58 +0000 UTCwhich part? wanting to die or sleep is time travel..
shaya
2024-02-02 16:10:55 +0000 UTCActuallyyyy I canโt face the idea of dying m cause it WONT BE CHILL LIKE SLEEPING OR DREAMING itโll jus be nothing and we will never know anything different. Anyways I hope I come back reincarnated in Brookhaven
caytamine
2024-02-02 15:48:51 +0000 UTCthat's something I would say omg ๐ญ๐ญ๐
Jesse Guasch
2024-02-02 14:45:30 +0000 UTCexaaactlyyy you get it
Jesse Guasch
2024-02-02 13:50:38 +0000 UTCalso once a couple years ago i let the โi canโt wait till iโm deadโ line slip out at work and the rest of the shift was so serious and awkward..
shaya
2024-02-02 10:57:07 +0000 UTCwow iโve thought sleep is like time travel since forever. i have a vivid memory of child me trying to explain this concept to my older brother and him staring back at me w a blank face and me getting increasingly panicked bc the idea of people having different perceptions on the human experience was scary to me and i decided to never bring it up again with anyone. felt healing to hear you say it thank you ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ซถ
shaya
2024-02-02 10:54:38 +0000 UTCi love a premium podcast
Lilly Erb
2024-02-02 08:41:47 +0000 UTCfighting for your life telling everyone the $15 was a joke LMFAOOO
Carla
2024-02-02 07:14:17 +0000 UTCI agree with youโฆI thought it was stupid but I was intrigued to see how the story would end so I read the entire thing anyways. I think I just heard people hype it up too much
jas
2024-02-02 06:20:38 +0000 UTComg that posters got me so excited for the new ooc merch:) can't wait to get some at york:))
aa
2024-02-02 06:16:36 +0000 UTCi remember when i paid $15 for the patreon ๐ญ iโll be ok paying that again
vic
2024-02-02 05:47:35 +0000 UTCi miss when u were a hater ๐
vic
2024-02-02 05:44:53 +0000 UTCLove brene brown but she should not narrate her own audiobooks I had to find an ai voice version on yt instead
A
2024-02-02 05:36:46 +0000 UTCHammy Hamzah sitting on a tree
Brooke
2024-02-02 04:50:00 +0000 UTCIm gonna take a shot 4 every time youve mentioned the apple vision pro
adeliya
2024-02-02 04:39:17 +0000 UTCPlease check the description ๐ญ
Hamzah Al-Emad
2024-02-02 04:38:01 +0000 UTC$15 respect the grind but HE-HELL NAWW ๐ญ
adeliya
2024-02-02 04:37:33 +0000 UTCCan you make it $20 so Iโll be motivated to grind harder #weallhavethesame24hours #dinnerwithjayz
Dia
2024-02-02 04:04:01 +0000 UTChappy hamzahโs bountiful belly day to those who celebrate
ruby larue
2024-02-02 04:02:51 +0000 UTCruh roh flew to close to the sun with that 15 dollar joke
safiya
2024-02-02 03:50:42 +0000 UTCPlease elaborate on โhalf his tongue fell outโ please
asmaa
2024-02-02 03:50:11 +0000 UTCthx for the pre bday feature crusty pants; Iโll give you an extensive review post haste๐ซก
meionaise
2024-02-02 03:07:00 +0000 UTClearn to grafitti, vacation mode, find toronto hot spots (?), embarrass myself every chance I get. noted. thank you. see u round.
lilly
2024-02-02 03:01:44 +0000 UTCI KNOW! THATS THE JOKE ๐
Hamzah Al-Emad
2024-02-02 03:01:02 +0000 UTCITS A JOKE ๐ญ
Hamzah Al-Emad
2024-02-02 03:00:47 +0000 UTChamzah i thought you were for the peopleโฆ$15 is simply too much
annalitha
2024-02-02 02:59:58 +0000 UTCAre you kidding I just joined wym $15???
Val
2024-02-02 02:59:54 +0000 UTCRAHHHH
Snoop
2024-02-02 02:52:51 +0000 UTCJust got back from a rather ass night out this is exactly what I needed to make my night better and I would happily spend $15 on you hamzah this is why I paid for the patreon #slushynoobzsupremacy
angelica
2024-02-02 02:33:54 +0000 UTCcanvas warriors rise ๐ช but on a real note if you donโt have it already get the โTasks for canvasโ extension on chrome the to do list is gorgina!
aprilhemp
2024-02-02 02:27:28 +0000 UTCI'd spend $15 on you hamzah, anything to get u some more pants
ponnie
2024-02-02 02:24:23 +0000 UTCleave the man's pants alone he's down to all but 2 pairs that's the price of having a dumpy guys
kat
2024-02-02 02:17:52 +0000 UTChey listen man (or not a man idk) I'm still gonna finish the book but it seems kinda overly (on purpose) edgy and it's hard following the girl protagonist when she's so privileged-core anyway that's my two cents on the matter maybe I will like it soon we Will find out ok bye
Jesse Guasch
2024-02-02 02:17:51 +0000 UTCHamzah when was the last time you washed those pants
sophia dabu
2024-02-02 02:13:48 +0000 UTCLmao
Jesse Guasch
2024-02-02 02:13:27 +0000 UTCAfter you said the Patreon was gonna be $15 I actually started thinking about canceling my membership ๐ญ๐ญ Iโm not balling yet Hamzah
Ashanti
2024-02-02 02:13:16 +0000 UTCThe people unsubscribing ๐ญ๐ญ
arina
2024-02-02 02:12:58 +0000 UTCHow dare you say that
Campbell
2024-02-02 02:12:48 +0000 UTC15 dollars๐๐โฆ.. greedy capitalist bastid
Addie
2024-02-02 02:12:45 +0000 UTCLOL THE EDIT
Emily Sophia
2024-02-02 02:11:56 +0000 UTCi love how you can see him reliving every story heโs telling ๐ญ
aaliyah
2024-02-02 02:10:44 +0000 UTCGUY IM JOKING
Hamzah Al-Emad
2024-02-02 02:10:33 +0000 UTCunsubbed i cant do $15 good luck tho
luka
2024-02-02 02:10:09 +0000 UTCpls ham.. donโt increase to $15โฆ. iโm too broke for that
Kora Nojd
2024-02-02 02:07:20 +0000 UTCmy social work professor cancelled me in class today for saying homeless bc apparently were supposed to use the term โunhousedโ now๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
karina
2024-02-02 02:05:04 +0000 UTCngl im just as terrified of going to the live podcast event as you are ๐ญ
karina
2024-02-02 02:04:09 +0000 UTCi use reddit now bc of the slushynoobz subreddit i feel like an incell
kenna
2024-02-02 01:52:23 +0000 UTComg yeah apparently toronto has only had like 30hrs of sunshine this whole winter compared to last years 200hrs by this time -- but it was literally sunny all day monday bro how did u miss that
kat
2024-02-02 01:48:05 +0000 UTCim too broke for $15 a month hamzah pls dont do this to me
kenna
2024-02-02 01:37:43 +0000 UTCanother week, another banger episode!
aisha
2024-02-02 01:37:22 +0000 UTCDAWG!!!! My mom named me after the opps so Maddi the Muslim-Arab it is. but yea independence is truly a goal of mine but its scary and expensive as hell till I graduate. I just wish I could brainwash them as easily as WhatsAss does nonetheless we move. Thanks for your input
Peanus butter
2024-02-02 01:34:11 +0000 UTCbook is low-key not that good though
Jesse Guasch
2024-02-02 01:22:42 +0000 UTCupdate on lookmaxxing tutorial guy you and martin gave me advice on: I GHOSTED HIM ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ yall humbled me so bad
Carla
2024-02-02 01:22:32 +0000 UTCHamzah's year of rest and relaxation (Reading that book rn)
Jesse Guasch
2024-02-02 01:22:09 +0000 UTCthe eternal sleep is the only thing iโm looking forward to iโm a chronic sleepyhead ๐ญ
charlize
2024-02-02 01:21:54 +0000 UTCI always appreciate your โIโm gonna take a sip of water gimme a secโ warnings as someone who is using AirPods from 2018 that have gone through the washing machine twice and canโt tell if the pause is from them disconnecting or from u not speaking . ๐๐ผ
jas
2024-02-02 01:21:45 +0000 UTCA Quick One Before The Eternal Sleep Devours Connecticut
familyguyandablunt
2024-02-02 01:17:10 +0000 UTCWAIT me too! :(( So sad for us ๐ฅฒ bye pumpkin ๐
Emily
2024-02-02 01:17:04 +0000 UTCcant make it to york... heard that nova scotia is the new toronto, come visit
nina scott
2024-02-02 01:16:12 +0000 UTCitโs ok i got $0.00 and crumbs in my bed weโll get through this โค๏ธ
norelys
2024-02-02 01:12:32 +0000 UTCa new ooc episode AND a slushy noobz video on the same day that I have NO homework?? life is awesome!
arina
2024-02-02 01:09:15 +0000 UTCI have a whole .50 cents rn, missed the mark by ten times ๐
Mila
2024-02-02 01:09:11 +0000 UTCthis is my last patreon ep too goodbye everyone iโm officially broke ๐๐
norelys
2024-02-02 01:05:41 +0000 UTCeverytime an episode comes out while Iโm at the gym an angel gets its wings ๐
Jocelyn sitko
2024-02-02 01:04:27 +0000 UTCty! we have the same name
vic
2024-02-02 00:51:10 +0000 UTCDo u have any other pants
bowl of pho
2024-02-02 00:50:08 +0000 UTCi just subscribed today๐ค
minecraft freak
2024-02-02 00:48:41 +0000 UTCthank you for one lasts episode before I lose my membership tmr โค๏ธโค๏ธ #hamzahtherealest
Mila
2024-02-02 00:48:36 +0000 UTCHAMZAH*** LOL
bowl of pho
2024-02-02 00:47:56 +0000 UTCI tried to watch this at work but im too overstimulated iโll see you later hamster
bowl of pho
2024-02-02 00:47:44 +0000 UTCI like your username
Victoria Jonathan
2024-02-02 00:47:15 +0000 UTCI AM SO GLAD I PAID FOR THIS CONTENT!
maxie
2024-02-02 00:45:32 +0000 UTCbeanies serving that coneheads movie
aprilhemp
2024-02-02 00:43:11 +0000 UTComg come here ๐๐น
shaunna
2024-02-02 00:42:57 +0000 UTCiโm not skipping ๐
vic
2024-02-02 00:42:41 +0000 UTCFeeling blessed๐
aarushi
2024-02-02 00:41:32 +0000 UTCwas opening canvas to get studious as hell and then got this notification so I have to wait to watch...SIKE ill take the L on homework ๐๐๐
aprilhemp
2024-02-02 00:40:51 +0000 UTCyes itโs me we can date ๐๐
charlize
2024-02-02 00:40:50 +0000 UTCstop gatekeeping where ur crusty pants are from
charlize
2024-02-02 00:40:10 +0000 UTCI vote for the Hamzah Groundhog Day tradition
Abby
2024-02-02 00:40:08 +0000 UTCI always forget itโs Thursday til I get this episode notif
Lina
2024-02-02 00:39:39 +0000 UTCcome to groundhog day fest in illinois!
Althea
2024-02-02 00:39:11 +0000 UTCis that u in ur pfp can wr date
shaunna
2024-02-02 00:39:03 +0000 UTChi
charlize
2024-02-02 00:38:40 +0000 UTCBoohoo I love my crusty pants
Hamzah Al-Emad
2024-02-02 00:38:33 +0000 UTChamzah would you allow me to buy you another pair of pants
Gozalyn
2024-02-02 00:38:07 +0000 UTCPointy ahh beanie ๐ฅธ
Reggie
2024-02-02 00:38:01 +0000 UTChey yall
shaunna
2024-02-02 00:37:43 +0000 UTCbro edged us...
familyguyandablunt
2024-02-02 00:37:38 +0000 UTCbless up ๐
Jesse Guasch
2024-02-02 00:37:29 +0000 UTCHamzah๐๐
Olivia
2024-02-02 00:37:11 +0000 UTClet the yapping begin
alycohol
2024-02-02 00:37:02 +0000 UTCfirst comment i think
carrington
2024-02-02 00:36:49 +0000 UTCan hour long yay yay ๐๐โค๏ธ
heather jean
2024-02-02 00:36:40 +0000 UTCGOD BLESS ๐ป
paria
2024-02-02 00:36:37 +0000 UTCoh em gee my first time being this earlyyyy hi hamzah ๐
charlize
2024-02-02 00:36:35 +0000 UTCHamzah im victoria u made a cameoo for my 18 bday thank you
Victoria Jonathan
2024-02-02 00:36:32 +0000 UTCWhat is going on
bowl of pho
2024-02-02 00:36:09 +0000 UTCFIRST ๐คช
Victoria Jonathan
2024-02-02 00:36:03 +0000 UTC
