After a blurry night of karaoke, Cassie Cruz is beginning to feel at home at Evil Inc. While demon-possessed beverages and assassination attempts marked her early days, Cassie now enjoys a more peaceful moment at her desk. As she reflects on their evolving workplace dynamics, it becomes clear that βnormalβ is a relative term in the world of corporate villainy.
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Panel 1:
Caption: Several days later...
Cassie Cruz, sitting at her desk with a red mug:
βI... I think the gang has warmed up to me.β
Jeremy, standing across the desk:
βIt must be nice to enjoy coffee that hasnβt been possessed by a demon.β
Panel 2:
Cassie, smiling and looking at her coffee:
βI dunno... I kinda miss seeing dirty words spelled out in the foam.β
Panel 3:
Cassie, smirking:
βMy favorite was βtwatwaffle.β It really required precision.β
Panel 4:
Jeremy, surprised:
βHave the assassination attempts stopped?β
Cassie: βI think so.β
Jeremy: βYou think so??β
Panel 5:
Jeremy, alarmed, reacting to a mass of green tentacles rising from the drawer that Cassie has just opened:
βWell, you tell me... Whatβs this about?β
Panel 6:
Cassie, calmly sipping coffee while Jeremy is tangled in the tentacles:
βIβd say boundaries... and about three new Human Resources policies.β
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