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Final Destination: Bloodlines Reaction

A cursed family, a design as old as death itself! WE BACK!

This is an early release (and slightly less edited version) of our next Youtube watch. Just wanted to thank yall for your support with an ad free drop. The next eps of HoHH and our first full length movie watch-along are also coming🙂‍↕️. Have a beautiful night and a gorgeous tomorrow, sweets!

Final Destination: Bloodlines Reaction

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“Unsupervised demon” 😂

Richard

Almost a month later and I'm still mourning Babygirl. My sweet baby golden retriever Bobby deserved so much better, but I'm hoping he's having all the peanut butter cups he wants in heaven.

Aidan Halliwell

♥️

Laryssa Almeida

I think death backed off to give them a false sense of security. Like we know the seer can learn and adapt, but so can death.

Ethan Sin

Finally catching up on all 3 of your episodes! Living for this patreon

JACOB DOSS

That coin took that restaurant out like that candy bar wrapper took the lab out in Jurassic World. We need better engineers in these fictional worlds. As a Clever Girl, I love this for me, but the humans should do better for their own safety. Cuz what is this? Not quality workmanship. Lives were lost.

Clever Girl

As an inside joke, the director should have had Meghan Fahy cameo in the opening scene. Why am I seeing rotating restaurants in two or more films this year? I haven't seen Fantastic Four yet, but I feel like there will be one in there too.

Clever Girl

I loved seeing this movie in theaters. When this was first announced I didn't want it because 5 ended so full circle and so perfect but this was so good. And I loved the confirmation that Kimberly (and Officer Burke) are the only survivors of the franchise. Tony Todd's scene here was so great, especially because they allowed him to improvise the ending of his scene because they knew he was sick and it couldn't have been more perfect

DylanWirta94

I agree. I really enjoyed it. My son and I saw it and I was amazed at how good it was.

La Toya Sheri

As soon as i saw this it became my favourite of the franchise too!!!! its just the PERFECT final destination movie.

Finn Burke

Yay. Ive been wanting this forever! You go girl! U have my support. We love ya 🥰

La Toya Sheri

Alanda, girl, PLEASE watch Oculus, The Autopsy of Jane Doe, 1408, and the Skeleton Key!

Epiphani

Im so glad you enjoyed it!! Fun fact, the final scene from Tony Todd was improvised! Towards the end of his scene when he starts to give his monologue, they let him say whatever he wanted. So that's what he lead with. Those final words to not only the characters in the movie, but to his fans and fans of this franchise :,) Hurts even more

Christian Arciniega

bobby, how’s your head?

punyparker

it should hit streaming somewhere soon too and you can get that free trial 🙂‍↕️

Alanda

omg dont watch anything here that will make your life harder please! I def have hard limits with the stuff I watch!💛💛

Alanda

love it for us both 🥰🥰🥰

Alanda

was it not giving decayed soul and even further decayed teeth 😭

Alanda

I loved this reaction compared to the edited versions we get on YouTube, money well spent can’t wait for more of your reactions on Patreon 😊

Ryan Cheshire

“Proud boys training course” is wild. 😂😂

Marissa Moore

@AlandaParker girl I just watched the new legacy sequel of I know what you did last summer and wow omg so good they pulled off a twist that not even scream would ever do it's such a bold move and it worked. Jennifer's back as Julie and no spoilers but whenever you can watch it for the channel once it's on digital stay to the end credits sets up a sequel and you'll be GAGGED at who the cameo is.

The Cinema With James

Fr

misery (the pig) 🐖

Being able to watch this without the gore being blurred out is so much better 👏🏻😍

Daniel King-Thornton ❤️‍🔥

When the piano hit the kid 😚👌

Daniel King-Thornton ❤️‍🔥

I had no intention of watching this film, but I just spent an hour and five watching Alanda watch this film. Was a good time. Thanks, girl! 💛❤️

Clever Girl

I'm half way through and Young Bam Margera is very entertaining so far .

Clever Girl

I’m livingggg I’m so glad you started a patreon let me get my lil tequila and get comfy 😊☺️🍺

Ashley bee Hooper

I will be so upset if she skips Bly Manor and Midnight Mass. Midnight Mass is Flanagan's magnum opus. They are both worth watching. Beautiful storytelling and character building.

Polly Keown

RIP BOBBYGIRL. Heaven gained a new angle. 👼

misery (the pig) 🐖

Tell me why I was just about to say 13 Ghosts and Wrong Turn 2

Marius

Loved watching this along with you. Would love if you watched 13th ghost 2001 too. Would be such a great reaction xx

Lisa

I lovee this movie and its my 2nd favorite of the franchise, the 3rd one being #1 ofc loll Watching this one in theaters also added to the gaggery for me.

Julien

Also looking forward to you watching Chucky! Sweetie Charlie is in it too as a ... very different sort of person!

Blackjack

I know it sometimes must sound trite but genuinely, Alanda, girl, thank you SO MUCH for creating such a positive, generous, and genuinely GOOD space for us all. No matter what you watch I AM SEATED if just for the vibes you radiate. That said this is definitely my favorite in the series, That MRI! poor Eric and Baby Bobby they did not deserve!

Blackjack

This one had likable, funny characters and did not take itself too seriously for a second. I absolutely loved it. My ranking is Bloodlines, 5, 2, 3, 1 then 4.

Aaron Johnson

My Personal Favorite of the Series I can not wait for the 7TH Film. Just don’t take another 14 Years Please! 🤣

JWUniverse

I said the exact thing when the credits rolled in the theater! I love how this movie expanded the lore while respecting what came before. And of course the beautiful final scene for Tony Todd.

Lara Farahani

Also, Alanda, after you've wrapped "The Haunting of Hill House," please skip over to "The Fall of the House of Usher." The other two series before it are very slow-paced and somber.

Mo Mi

Alanda, love seeing your joyful face and experiencing your calming (but still realistic and grounded) spirit. Loved your review as always. "Bloodlines" is definitely a great movie. I'd have to still give the supreme spot to the first film, due to it being the beginning. It was original. Still, this one has greatly lived up to its predecessor. That's extremely difficult to do, especially after all of this time.

Mo Mi

i'm so happy you started a patreon!

tallasianchick

Immediately rewatching, this was so damn funny. Love your vids

Tylor Gaxiola

Best movie in the franchise after the original from 2000 🔥🔥🔥

Nicolas Loewenstein

Hunny this gives “Find a penny pick it up and all the day you’ll have good luck” a whole new meaning. This is by far my favorite of the franchise besides the first one.

Quinn

Idk if anyone else caught this but in 5 there are a bunch of callbacks to the first one and with bloodlines i noticed callbacks to the second one… I would LOVE if they made a seventh final destination and most of the callbacks are to the third

Jacob Young

Oh Midnight Mass will destroy you… you'll love it!

Mateo Here

I can’t afford the movie so this is how I’ll watch it😭

Bravo Six

So I faithfully watch you on Youtube but I like the non filter videos (probably saves you SO much time) also on the new set up for suggestions just make you a TAD smaller & the audio was a bit off but everything else was great

Rob Valentine

Hey Alanda , didn’t expect this one so early but grateful as always .. ❤️… was watching your Halloween 2 review and it made me think of 2 more classics both staring Jamie Lee you should add to your list … 1. The Fog (1980) not that horrible remake from the 2000s … 2. Terror Train ( 1980 ), also not the bad remake from the 2000s..

Calvin Tetterton

Okay, listen...the final destination films speak to a fear deep inside of me that has only recently been diagnosed as a phobia related to my OCD but I will brave this for you with one hand covering the film and just looking at your reaction to it. It is the best I can do because I appreciate you. It's taken me a full 20 hours to get 35 minutes into this reaction but I will power through. Lord, have mercy 🥺

Nyssa Rawther 🍉

Not the Amaya reference 😭

supervalor

The way I was laughing so hard at Alanda's knee-jerk rage over Penny Boy and then trying to pull it back since he was a child. XD Absolutely relatable. This is easily the best FD for me. It's such a wonderful love letter to the series as a whole, the angle of generational deaths and family trauma, and that brilliant yet devastating final moment with Tony Todd (RIP to such a legend) really made it something special. It made me laugh, flinch, and cry a little. And man, oh man, do I feel so bad for the dad and the aunt. Death didn't target them, but it made them suffer so much loss.

LurkingTrashPanda

Proud Boyd training ranch 😂😂😂

BeckyU

I can't believe you waited for us to all watch together, you are such a lovely sweetheart ! Also I was not as strong as you ,I cried immediately in Tony Todd's scene.

Ryn Shipps

This was my favorite FD. Easily.

Drac Wyatt

The only problem with this movie is Charlie should have died before Stephanie. If she didn't die and end the chain, he still saved her from drowning. So it should've skipped Stephanie and circled back around when Charlie died

The Plum Satyr

So much fun watching this with you! And i was the same with Tony. I met him once and he was such a great guy.

Waylon Jordan

Girl I’ve always been dying to know your rankings for different franchises!! So glad you included that at the end!

Normand Caissie

Did you watch till the very end for the tribute to tony todd? I watched this in theaters and it has been a while since a movie had me jumping in pure terror that much..the way the story weaved together? Yeah definitely a 10/10!

J'aime Black

I can’t believe it circled back to the damn LOGS

Carly

I can't believe a Final Destination movie made me cry! RIP Tony Todd!

Josh

This movie was everything I needed her to be 😭 LOVE the idea that Death was 90% of the way through Erik’s elaborate death scheme at the tattoo parlour before checking the paperwork like “hold awn… this mf was not your daddy! thats my bad.” And Death and Grandma Iris’ sitcom ass relationship 😭 “I see you, you fuck!” And Tony’s last lines were perfect 💛🥹 rip to a legend

Daniel McGuinness

Mama death said: “oh you want to see drama? Honey I’ll show you drama”

Wilna Nel

You & me both with the characters in this movie: baaaabbbbyyyy boy. Baby girl. Babeyyyy.

Allison

Finally watched. I sobbed in theaters when Tony Todd had his scene. Fun fact: it was pretty much unscripted and he wanted it to be his final words to us Also, when you finally get to the Chucky series, you will be seeing Charlie's actor again 🤗

Kadiesha

You have us eating good 😍

Connor Castle-Boulay

What a lovely surprise!! Gonna watch this with dinner tonight 💜💜💜

Kadiesha

Totally!

Bellah

Does anyone else thank that, the final scene is Stefani having her own premonition.

Jonathan Blevins

Can't wait to see your reaction.

Dreamer777

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH!!!

Jonathan Blevins

One of my first thoughts when I watched this movie was “I can’t wait to watch Alanda react to this.”

Vicki M

A movie, too, and Final Destination, no less! HAPPY TIMES

Ana Fox

Definitely the best one!!!

Lauren

Casting Gods did us right with this cast! And baby Bobby might as well be a baby! The actor is 24 😭

Ashton Drewello

Oh my gosh so excited to watch this :D

WalrusWallace

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ chefs kiss. That was great.

Amari Parrish

Truly the best of the best

Daniela Sannino

Alanda you a light in this dark world

Offred84

ahhhhhhhhhh so excited for thiis xx

Lois Robinson

I've been waiting for this! So nice to watch it on my birthday morning. Awesome reaction...and I agree, this is the best movie in the franchise.

BlacKnightSun

Yeah. This one is my favorite too.

Joe

Why do I keep watching reactions to this movie at work? I’ve cried literally every single time Tony Todd’s scene comes up during a reaction, and I’ve been at work every time. 😭

Daniel Taylor

Finally!!! ❤️

Martín Palonsky

I know you've gotten comments like these on YouTube all the time, but it's true so it needs to be said again: I hope you know how much joy and positivity you bring to people with your content because you're genuinely so funny and always bring light to whatever is happening to this messy world we're living in ❤️ when you started singing "We're All In This Together" and then whacked Universal by singing "Greedy" 😭​​

world of tinashe

another mike flanagan show you should add to your list is Fall of the House of Usher!!

K Rose B

I hated the movie but I'm sure I'll love your reaction <3

Vinicius Roza

i still can’t get over the hospital death 😭😭

Augustine

midnight mass is a must !!!

Augustine

This is definitely my second favorite FD after the first one

Christopher Nicholas

I was as excited to see you watch this movie as I was to watch it myself. You are such a ray of light in these dark ass times. Thank you for what you do.

RiffRanger

Lmao @ "...Julia, death said imma make a fool of yuh" 😹😹😹😹

the3Awakened1

🩷

Cameron

Woo hoo!!!!

The Cinema With James

Omg i cant wait to see it tonight! 🤭 Love u alanda!! U working hard for this patreon!! Im seated!

H V

Unsurprisingly, great reaction as usual. I fully agree with you about this one. I genuinely loved this. It was so good and they did an amazing job bringing this back after so many years and probably delivering the best of the franchise. Pretty good characters and acting, well-executed deaths and that Tony Todd scene was so amazing and heartbreaking! Also Alanda, going to see I Know What You Did Last Summer tonight. Are you excited for that one?

Dominik

Bloodlines is a great movie and the only thing greater than Bloodlines is watching you reacting to Bloodlines. I’m so glad I saw it before you reacted to it so I didn’t have to hold off on watching your reaction. I too think Bloodlines is probably the best movie in the franchise. It was very well thought out and put together, I was very surprised after what was for me two pretty disappointing movies before it. Stef and Charlie dying at the end was sad but necessary in order to explain Bludworth’s absence from future movies. With them all dead, we can assume death got him afterwards so for me it was the only ending we could get.

WorshipTheWalrus

I had such a fun time with this movie. I loved how it brought everything full circle & looped in why all the other movies happened. I think it's my new fave, as well. But damn if that scene with Tony Todd didn't make me cry. He wrote the last part as a farewell to the audience. 😭😭😭

Kai d'T

This is the only way I will watch as I'm tired of some of these reboots lol

the3Awakened1

They had to kill them all off in order to explain Bludworth’s absence in future movies. He said that once they’re all dead, death is coming for him. So with everyone else dead, it can be assumed that death got him afterwards. So for me the ending doesn’t ruin the movie.

WorshipTheWalrus

I saw this in the theater and I gasped so many times 🤣

Ken

Knowing Alanda, she probably has that movie memorized line for line. Love that film!!!

Lailah Johnson

This was greaaaattt, please watch speak no evil when you can. I'd love to see your reaction to it❤️

Andrea Williams

your reaction of this movie made me like it more i don't think i appreciated it enough but you pointed out a lot of stuff i didn't note ilyyy

K Rose B

It is almost 2 o'clock in the morning but I stayed up so I could watch Alanda. I loved everything about this movie. I actually cared about all of the family members unlike the previous films that have one or two characters you're meant to hate. The explanation of Tony Todd's character was so good. They really put some love into making this movie. Rest in Peace Tony Todd. ❤️

Joshua Scott

She always arrives when we need her most! A generous queen lol I can’t wait until you upload more stuff! I’m never leaving lol

jahara daughtry

This is a bit if a deep cut, and non horror, but I'd love for you to watch "To Wong Foo: thanks for everything, Julie Newmar". Its a very refreshing watch for the current climate. I think you would enjoy it very much, and it has Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes as drag queens!

SuperNovaStudios

Me and Billie eilish agree that this is the best reaction you’ve ever done

Liam Rendos

Actual tens across the board

Liam Rendos

Omg this was so good your reaction was exactly what I needed thank you

Liam Rendos

Been waiting for this one! Saw this in theaters twice and it was a blast each time. Some trivia you might not know: a) the older woman on fire in the premonition holds the record for the oldest stunt person to be set aflame. b) Tony Todd’s final lines before he exits about cherishing life and appreciating the time you have left weren’t in the script — totally improved. c) if you pay close attention, during Eric’s MRI death, when the rods of the wheelchair impale him through his skull chest tattoo, it replicates the poster for FD5. d) during the end credits you can see that the shitty ass kid from the beginning grew up to be a thief and ended up dying by a truck that was moving a piano.

Robbie Wethington

I teared up when Tony Todd said his farewell speech 😢 🕊

Angelo Trevino

I honestly gasped at the reference for Clear Rivers. I've always felt she should have had a greater send-off then what she got in number 2

Zach Boardman

i will agree that this has quickly become my fav of the franchise, next to 3, but the ending honestly ruined it a bit for me. it is a massive slap in the face (imo) to get an audience so deeply invested in a movie’s characters, just to kill them all off!! (at least in this context) however this reaction was just what i needed 🤣

Johnny Boy

Hard agree with you on this being the best one, it was so nice to like and care about every single character, I hope this is the standard going forward. (Also those ribbons are SO cute).

Andrew

Miss Dee-Dee took out her earrings for this family. She been WAITIN!!!

Joe

For better or curse 🔥

MD

“BabyGirl-Bobby” 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

Joe

Amazing as always! Highlight of the week

Janeen W

I was just about to go to bed too ! 😭😭

Omartian👽

The way you could feel how excited Miss Death was to kill this whole family lol

Joe

Yes! Been dying for this one!

Joff Prubst

Just when I needed a movie to watch before bed 🙈👀

Jordacious

BLESSEDD

Lailah Johnson

HUZZAH🥰

Esteban Wright

Thank u lord *Brenda voice* 😌

I.H.W.T

Same

Joe

Was just about to wind down for the night with a book. I swear I’ve never closed a book so fast in my life.

Jazmin

You need to watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon…that and BALLERINA. Sorry. I’m just excited lol

Joe

She’s an angel

Joe

Bahahahhahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣 sir…you don’t need to attack me like this lol you right tho *shoves child*

Joe

Not even 10 minutes in and Alanda mad

Joe

Oop DeDe’s back at it again! Let’s gooo💀💀

Deejennay

Also? A little bit of Joe Lore…I’ve been to one of those Sky Needle restaurants. I am afraid of heights and the floor is literally made of glass…I couldn’t even eat I was so nervous. But the lo mein was next level

Joe

Tonight my braids and I will be watching…. Bahahahhahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣 you look so good!!! It’s giving Angel in the darkness.

Joe

Hey Mama. Honestly? Life has been kickin my ass and you getting a Patreon? Is literally saving me. You’re amazing and I’m sorry I’m so annoying but Miss Alanda? Mother? Ruler of all the Supreme? Thank you. Truly. You mean a great deal to me and so many others. You’re a bright spot for me. And I’m really glad you’re here.

Joe

“But atleast im a little funny” -amaya papaya ALANDAAAAAA do you watch love island ?!?!?

j

FINALLY! cant wait to watch this a hundred times!!!

punyparker

WERKIN MY PUSSY, OUT!!!!!

Joe

OMG YESSSSSSS 😭 I think we collectively were dying for this one!!!! 💖🫶🌟

Ally

YASSSSSS

Rose Aquino

Just bout to lay it down like fresh set of dominoes 😆

HBK713🏄🏾‍♂️

Hahah so amazing to be part of a community tripping over themselves in a SPRINT to see Alanda 😭🫶🏼

Joel Amatore

I was going to go to bed on time tonight but now I’ll end up watching this when I get home from work instead 🤣 Worth it

Brandon Blackthorn

Just in time for my late night meal ❤️❤️🥰

John Grad

Just made my night! 🥰

Emerald Jackson

The way I just got the notification, put down my bong, and picked up my phone to watch! 🤣

Zombies_Are_Real

THE WAY I JUST GASPED TY ALANDA

j

Alanda is spoiling us 🥹🥹

Axel

Awesome!!!! Edit: I was just happy to get more Alanda and fully expected to roll my eyes like I did with most of the later films of this franchise, BUT WHY WAS THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY GOOD AF?!?!?!?! Hollywood needs to give them writers a raise!!! It wasn't cheesy, had a lot of foreshadowing that wasn't predictable, and that TONY TODD MONOLOGUE MADE ME CRY!!! 130 out of 10!!!

Pierre Brown

Proud to be an early bird 😌 been loving the Patreon content and looking forward to more!

Rafael Gallardo

I have never clicked this fast a notification

Luis

You made my night omg

ELI

YAYYYYYYYYY

Ashton’s IPhone

Look at god

Destiny 🩵

YASSSSS

Juan Toro

LETS GOOOO

Jinx


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