Oh my, some retired old moms like us being pirates? That seems rather fanciful, doesn't it?
Although the pirate's life does sound appealing, in its own way... Just think of the nautical puns! If you'd really allow me and my... apparent... twin sister here(?) to come along on your ship, I don't quite see a reason to say no... in fact, a part of me certainly feels a calling to agree... maybe the pirate's life might have been for me all along, now wouldn't that have been something!
Oh, why don't you have some of this Pie first? It'd be a shame to let it go to waste. Plus, it's Butterscotch! Once I had a bite I simply couldn't stop myself from eating the rest...
Commission for Eman230 on FA.