MONDAY 6 p.m.

Crap I'm late. <b>Agent Allister</b> Please quickly check out Matt Hopper's vehicle, the bar owner said they police still hadn't taken it away. There might be some clues left over. And maybe steal it? Ahem, commandeer it for official APEX business. <b>Agent Frank</b> Did your father ever mention the numbers 5 13 11?

Crowbar

(I like the tiny details like the stain glass hunk) Agent Frank : Get a whiff of Damien's breath. He just helped save your life so its very unlikely he's part of whatever group that just targeted you. It will help us determine if the cigars have animal products in them that might have triggered your scent of cannibalism on Ozzy, or tell us if everyone in town has unwittingly been consuming meat. Agent Allister : Maybe explain to the staff showing up for work at the pub the situation with Ozzy and the back window.

RexFurry

And, especifically WHO or WHERE you may have heard them from. Be very thorough in your descriptions, especially if anyone told you directly. We would also like to know if YOU ever talked about any of these rumors to anyone in particular as well.

MdHatter

Agent Bellows: Hey Frank, how about you tell us exactly how you “accidentally” came across classified information like that? I would also like to hear all these so called rumors about APEX you’ve encountered. It’s important that we know of any potential security leaks.

Rick

Hmm, it's difficult to think of things to add when everyone covers pretty much everything. I'll just continue to wait this out and see where the story leads.

Cid

Agent Allistor - You have several strong leads to investigate. The cover-up sheriff, the manimal storefront, and the cigar factory. Do you have any defenses you could set up for an entity with power the likes of which you recently described? If so, set them up and if not, you will have to make do without. You are likely to meet trouble at all these locations but they must be investigated. I will leave the choice of which to investigate first up to you. Agent P: Agent R you little shit! I saw that! Goddammit man if you want the director’s dick so bad just go ride him yourself or something.

Plague

Just throwing around theories right now. I’ve looked over the victims and suspects, and noticed they are all male. It is possible that the entity’s abilities are less effective on females. It is also possible that the entity has a strong male prefference, supernatural entities are known to have a gender prefference after all. We may want to set up a chatroom (discord server) to discuss our next moves.

Plague

Agent A - Head to the Manimal Retail Store marked on your map. Try to find out where the name Manimal comes from and who is responsible for the brand. Agent F - The guy who confronted you couldn't have been there by chance. You haven't been in town long, and Ozzy was in no position to call a hit on you. The only other fur who has been aware of your presence in town, that we know of, granted, is the stoner from the Inn. It might be worth conducting an interview with him.

Austin Wonderer

Both: Agents, it will be wise to collect the cigar to do some tests on it, if you have the equipment. If not, make sure to buy some supplies to run the simplest test you can from the nearest convenient store! Maintain low, and learn all you can form it. Be sure to bring Mr. Damien with you too! From the looks of it, whoever was that attacker, was no friend with your Hippo friend, and not to mention that Mr. Damien already wishes to help you out, since he drove agent Alister all the way to agent Frank. He might help you more than any other local too! Make sure to protect him!

Xeralex

....urgggggh, I tried to stay neutral last time but I sorta wanna be a chaotic degenerate this run too, it seems so much more fun. You even set up such a clearly horny plot to ruin all these special agents and everything! Agent Allister: Don't worry snowflake. We won't tell frank how bad you wanna get hogged down by him and his dad. Be sure to pick up that cigar as important evidence though

Newt

Oh yeah &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 Himbo Boss is so sexy M.A.D. Direct Cortex Command - Agent H. Look at your Director's cock, rookie, you love it! Its the only thing that matters. You've been waiting for a chance to prove yourself and now you've got it, impress your boss. Pleasure that glorious cock anyway he wants it. But make sure to give him a nice sloppy kiss first and taste some of that Lion's cream. M.A.D. Direct Cortex Command - Apex Director. Your wishes have been granted, that dummy thick Crocodile has arrived and he's down to fuck. Quickly, without raising suspicions, rush him to your private office and spread him over your desk, make him moan and show him why you're the boss.

Retronicus

Agent H: "As much as I'd love to, under any other circumstances... Something is clearly wrong, and could be contagious, or even worst, -sexually- contagious" Action: *Slap him in the face to bring him back, just like slapping a faulty computer, and then back away*

Hinner

To Agent Frank: Agent Frank you should drive yourself and Allister to the Church and drop of Allister there so he can investigate any recent deaths or burials, if some people here are cannibals maybe they get bodies from the church or graveyard? Then go to the sheriffs office to see if you can interrogate the sheriff or other officers about the missing people.

Both: Be more careful with civilians in the future, you’re in a dangerous town and your investigation could stir up trouble. Make sure they’re somewhere secure before you leave them alone. In the meantime keep an eye out for Sheriff Wright. The last thing you two need is a kidnapping charge along with destruction of property. -------------------- Allister: Happen to have a few Nazars (amulets) on your person? Our suspect now knows you're in their territory, best to take necessary steps to once again protect yourselves and the civilian Damien. Burn some sticklewort in the Van's ashtray before heading to the Manial Retail Store. Once there purchase plenty of packaged carbohydrates, dehydrated fruits/vegetables, nuts and bottled waters. Everyone will need to be at top of their game for this Case. -------------------- Frank: Make sure to lock the Bar for Ozzy before leaving and let him know about the damages to his window. While the evidence are fresh analyze the DNA samples extracted from the Cigar and the Condom. Check for similar abnormalities such as Sulfur or any foreign/unknown substances.

Fe5ter

I'm a little curious. Why did the prisoner just take damen's car and not take damen with him?The prisoner could have taken damen, with him in a car, but left him where he was.lol

Loving how this is going so far even if I don't have much of a desire to influence things just yet

Allister: Try to breath any smoke from the cigar but keep your mouth closed. The effects may only work through sense of smell. We can also see if there is any similar change in attitude like what Agent Frank had. Frank: We suggested Agent Allister check and see if the cigars work based on sense of smell. Be ready to knock some sense into him if he starts acting odd.

DePanda

To both agents: check if any manimal factory/store (former?) employee have gone missing. Also interview the manimal employees you find and assess how much they know about those cigars' 'effects'.

RPL

Is it possible that the ghost or hallucination or whatever of Frank’s father has possessed the hippo? Allister, maybe you can exorcise it? Director: you just keep doing what you’re doing. Doesn’t it feel good? Can you feel your balls swelling and expanding with seed? You’re going to have to find someone to breed soon.

Shiny Skunk

To Both Agents: Keep Damien close but under tight supervision. We believe the way the cigars affect behavior is by making people act more fatherly. We need to use him to observe if this theory is correct. Frank: Use his phone to contact his family and use your charms to smooth things over with them. Make sure they know he's being held for his safety. And go easy on Alister he only pulled the gun because we stressed you were in extreme danger.

Lee Evergreen

Agent frank and Agent allister, it seems that M.A.D has been compromised. For the time being think and act on your own accord. Trust your instincts.

TiredFins

Frank: Interview/interrogate the hippo. Feel him up and offer some... sexual motivations for the information. Gropes and kisses can help him get focused. As for the good Polar Bear. Put the cigar in a sample bag and locate any shops or factories on your mobile device. Be warned. The director has been corrupted by the chip. Controled by it for sexual use. Someone has infiltra- *line cuts out to moans.*

innerDesign

I zoomed in on the front sign.. yes I think so.

innerDesign

((Is that a Blockbuster on Page 144?!))

Fe5ter

Allister: Is there any way you can commune with Bellows who ran off via the cigar? It was his possession, and you might gain more from a thorough spiritual reading of it, especially his mental state Frank: We think the law here must be corrupt, so heading for the police station and learning more is a good idea- perhaps going in gung ho and in control will be a good one, show them who is boss and catch them by surprise

Robert Smith

Interesting, Frank, Allister. Try to go through town again and see if anyone knows any information about this cigar brand. Agent H: Get in that stall and ride the Director's cock X3

Kageichi