eh, this probably wouldn't work but... Zombies, stop all aggression and go stand in a corner
Innocous
2018-12-13 08:21:51 +0000 UTC
Hoo boy. This escalated quickly. Pepi, you're the closest thing to a divine caster in this party, so I'm gonna cross my fingers and hope this works... We grant you the spells and abilities of a 5th edition Cleric as befits the power of the sun god, and the knowledge and proficiency to best use them!
Star Ringer
2018-12-12 22:20:28 +0000 UTC
One way to help would be to have Roro zap some of the zombies to ash, not that he needs to stop pounding on Chuck for that.
Roro, try and give your new partner the greatest orgasm he ever had with a full body zap as you attack the zombies with your sparks, his "possible prostate" will feel the jolt too, but be prepared for his butt to clench on you like a vice.
Darkaos
2018-12-12 14:12:50 +0000 UTC
this is so fucking funny to me because it's like a horror movie where at any moment people can randomly start fucking
guys now is NOT THE TIME
Newt
2018-12-12 09:53:23 +0000 UTC
Hug the mummy
Rudy Blues
2018-12-12 06:51:49 +0000 UTC
Hug
Rudy Blues
2018-12-12 06:51:24 +0000 UTC
Roro & chuck: Perhaps it's not the best time to fuck since you're a tad close to being zombie chow.
TiredFins
2018-12-12 06:29:00 +0000 UTC
Pepi can you light up the room with your powers. You don't want any siprise attacks
2018-12-12 04:49:18 +0000 UTC
Roro: A proper speech pattern for spare parts? RORO YOUR INTELLECT IS YOUR DESIRE TO FUCK dail it down to 1 and your LUST TO FULL. FILL CHUCK like a baloon.
Ivan: YOU are the BUTCHER and you have your KIFE, SLAUGHTER any zombie that gets to close. But BEWARE your host is skin and flesh one bite and he's probably dead.
Muku
2018-12-12 04:25:43 +0000 UTC
Chuck : Yes! This is the life! A cock in your ass and not a care in the world. Remember this skeleton - you love this, you want this feeling to last forever. You DESERVE to feel this good!! Clench your chubby cheeks around Roro's monster length and experience the most POWERFUL orgasm you've ever had in your puny existence!
Crowbar
2018-12-12 04:01:52 +0000 UTC
Ivan : Your time to shine, help out your new found comrades by turning any zombie that gets close to them into a pez dispenser, but please be extra careful to make sure your host Lucas doesn't get bit! Masked Guard : Tell us your name human, we grant you the power of increased PERCEPTION. Scope out how many zombies are left in the room and if possible some sort of fuse box. Lead us to exit via Observation Room 2.
Crowbar
2018-12-12 03:40:12 +0000 UTC
Ivan: Give Roro your butcher's knife. Possess Roro. Take care of current problem.
AnotherMeekOne
2018-12-12 03:33:05 +0000 UTC
Holy shit, this story continues to be bloody amazing!
Crowbar
2018-12-12 03:06:47 +0000 UTC
Roro, come back to your senses. You're all in danger now.