Note: Page 33 was finished, meant to be posted Friday, 19th but didn’t go live due to a draft hiccup on my end.
Rather than drag things out, I’m releasing both pages back-to-back so the story flow stays intact.
Thank you for reading, and enjoy the extra Zippers this week.
This week we follow our favorite disaster-man in a doe suit: Billy-Ray, currently operating as Caprie and trying his absolute best to pull off a stealth mission with the elegance of a brick in a washing machine.
His objective?
Retrieve Caprie’s backup suit, get to the airport, pick up his sister, and pretend his entire life isn’t a spiraling tangle of lies, anxiety, and latex-based biotechnology. Easy!
Naturally, nothing at Zippers is ever simple.
👉 Shove an entire life-sized goat girl body into a tote bag and walk out like it’s normal.
“That’s not a suit,” you say.
“That’s laundry,” Billy says.
Laundry that looks like a nude goat girl and occasionally squishes, totally normal...
He’s so close to pulling it off. One hallway. One exit. One tiny prayer:
“Just smile, breathe, and don’t look suspicious.”
…
He looks extremely suspicious.
Enjoy the new page, and buckle in, next week, the universe punishes Billy for having even one moment of confidence.
💙✨ More chaos soon!