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We Tried the DUMBEST Celebrity Alcohol [EXTENDED]

NOTE: THE NOTIFICATIONS ARE NOT OUR FAULT. PLEASE TWEET AT PATREON AND TELL THEM TO FIX THEIR BUGGY APP!!! THX

Where do we even begin with this Extended Cut? So many things happen that I can't put it into words... 

In the episode, two of the dumbest fellas try some of the dumbest Celebrity Alcohol. Enjoy!


 Edited by Jess

 We Tried the DUMBEST Celebrity Alcohol [EXTENDED]

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1:15:31 "ahh the earth is spinning while flying!!" *proceeds to break the stick* there's actual tears in my eyes

mbriacodepaese

One for the records, boys

Zoso Cox

The pain is severe...

Christoffer Niva

Knickers

Fisher H

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KonkeyDong

how did u manage to get that knicker twist thing uncensored on yt

con

max has eaten a cake baked with actual pubes and vomit but yet a beer puts him down

Mason Glaub

i joined the patreon just so i could see the full cut of this. so worth it

Optimus Piss

My knickas

Alejandro

The ending was too fucking funny

Tainted Cain

Shoelace moonshine

Bellathekid

"Auwwh...! huwh...! huwh...! huwh!-Leather Belt!"

cooleyeking

They should do a drinking challenge where they watch one of their videos and drink everything darcy says "come on man"

LeDankDoge

I actually love this seeing everything before it’s condensed into a video well worth the 5 bucks

Cameron

Yea me and all my homies love anal and the butt sniffers

Kyle Conlon

Salamanpogi

BBlair88

Darcy got a fatty

Popefootjobs

OMG i love amyl and the sniffers kudos to who ever listens to them

voxary9

The whole comfort to me album goes so hard

Taven Buttelo

I bet they do seeing them live would be something else

Taven Buttelo

Amyl and the Sniffers put on an incredible show

Trevor Moore

how do i obtain Grog Sticker

Libby

https://youtu.be/ySGeyzQbyn0 LA Vlog. Top replayed moment is him eating pavement lol.

shitdick

I loved that bit. reminds me of the good ol days. punished chad is top tier content.

shitdick

Yeah he posted it on instagram

shitdick

i dont think many norwegian people reach 7 meters in height

Sergio Gomez

you can't deny the big door from Norway logic was big brain

astro

gog is dead

raybansale

had to shazam that shit as soon as i press played jess be pickin bangers

Oliver Williams

bangin intro song

Taven Buttelo

Everybody type in the chat Chad is a stupid knicker

Jordan Myers

RIP CHAC YOU WILL BE MISSED

Skrodda

Chad sure loves his knickers !

Marka 301

Did Chad actually go to the hospital?

SleepSam

lmao "this is the final time Darcy will be able to make us disabled" Darcy: Actually makes Chad disabled

Jack Noire

Steve salami

Callum Buxton Mateer

love amyl and the sniffers in the beginning

Joey K

Chad had no hesitation when Darcy told him to fire off the extinguisher.

Shockmaster

The Meter measurement is defined by earth being 40.000km or 40.000.000m in circumference. The distance from the poles to the equator is what defines 10.000km. This also means one meter is 1/40.000.000 of earths circumference. Basically you can easily remember that its 40.000km by the pole-equator distance being 10k. That's really long, people tell me 3 inches is also pretty long but im not so sure.

The Drexter

Chad sounded like peter when he rolled his ankle

Lucky

Why would you not include Hawkstone from the Orangutan or better known as "Jezza" or full name "Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear"

ProRussianMan

As seen on TV products. The one with the Snake cam 💀

Ronaldo A.

get well soon chad

markus

why does Chad always bust his entire fucking body in every video lmao. deady twister 2, super trash bros, that max vlog where they went skiing and he fucked up his shoulder etc

Yousuf Al-Waheb

balsamic

Mad Fly

Drunk Chad could do better math than me sober

Drew G

rip chad ankle

Prestley Nelson

nacho cheese doritos

shitdick

glad it made it to youtube

shitdick

that ending made me feel so sorry for chad, that shit looked so painful, no wonder he was crying. hope he's feeling better!

Magpie

thats what im sayin!

Vontyko Succa

In which episodes can i see chads ass?(the censored parts)

Critical

Gog?

Jesse Glock

I have a sealed pack of Tesla Gigabier! If you want it pn me! (Germany)

Tommy Heinke

Okay, this one was really good. As most have stated! Even on YouTube

Angus Keane

What’s the yellow bag of chips

Ethan Ivy

Im on that rn

Drew G

Scuffed Timothee Chalomet gives 2 Australian retards copious amounts of famous alcohol

Drew G

the knickers bit was so risky, but really funny

Salty

Love the vids guys!! Thanks for the edit!

Lïva

Took a huge fat shit

EngagingBus

Yea but he lived in the UK, so it might have been an Indian restaurant in the UK, and not in India itself.

EngagingBus

I got lotion on my dick

giosng

Amy L on the intro big up legends

Aaron White

B or D would’ve worked for Gordon’s, India is in Asia. Thought we would miss that didn’t you darply

Jacob Lassiter

Leather Belt

Isaiel

RIP chad ankle bruh its so good to see the actual event after hearing about it for so long wtf

crimetoad

That amyll and the sniffers? Shit bangs

Jared

When chad set the fucking flare off 😂

Seb Vettel

Rory is such a bro

Johachim Gulstad

All I’ve learnt from today is that other people don’t seem to live in peace and have their phone on sleep mode all day, the one day my smooth brain has come in handy

Bearnaise

The Alaskan survival channel Chad mentioned with 'Hoop Dawg' unfortunately passed away today. 'Hoop Dawg' was only 5 months old but unfortunately he passed away. Very sad time at the channel. Go show 'Will suevives' on YouTube some support

Riley Hemburrow

Darcy the type of mfer to squeeze his little Nike bottle and squirt someone with the mist.

Cameron

yo no notification

ivan

best extended cut ever

Harrington

Did…did it stop??

Ted kaczynski

21

ProbablySam

Did she die to Chinese asbestos?

Eemeli Anttonen

37

Kari Kalliojärvi

Well he doesn't know what 10 plus 9 is.

Lixerium

someone tell chad 7x7 is not 14

Nat Long

Double the notifications and give it to the next person

Scoos

Egg roll

Biggsy

but what was last alcohol

Riddyl

damn, i didnt get a single notification.

cog n ball torch

Darcy is a fag

MattY

thanks guys for being so considerate! I almost didn’t wake up for work, but you came through bless 😂 (i dont work today)

Bailey Schroeder

can the next notification be in chinese

Rockin

fuck.. someone clear out a hospital for all of us 😭

Bailey Schroeder

Notify me harder daddy

Kyle S

IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS IM TRYNNA PLAY BINGO

Big Barry Bastard

Really getting my moneys worth thanks guys

Ebony Lawrie

Pleaaaasee stoooop

Lina

Oh shit this video is so fire, I'm so sad I didn't get notified of it 😭

Kari Kalliojärvi

1 notification every 3 min wtf

Likedat Poney

I'm saving this video for tomorrow arvo so I appreciate the notifications. It's very considerate.

Castly

Just one more notification please

Ghosty

Holy shit please stop with the notifications

James L

My condolences, she would’ve loved this video 😪

Mol Pol

Hey guys! Love the videos. I always want to see them as soon as they’re uploaded, so I was wondering if there is any way I can be notified when a new upload is available to watch? Side note, I have short term memory loss, so if it’s possible to have maybe 50 notifications be sent to my phone that would be really helpful. Thank you!

Adam F.

Im pissed off now

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

You’re done

Adam Lohrey

new drinking game: do a shot everytime this video gets re-uploaded

Rockin

Thank god I thought I was the only one

Jacob Perry-Finley

You too 🤣🤣🤣 I have SO MANY notifications coming in from this post

Safron Silver

FUCK FINE I’ll watch it

Audrianna

Jesus chriat what is wrong with you guys. Like the 40th notification on this

Sean Purcell

Idk if I can take any more of this lads

Minimized Mushroom

STOP SPAMMING

Jack Richards

I’m literally deleting the app I’ve turned all notifications off and still got 72 of them

Julian

As I sit at my Asian grandmother's funeral pondering the meaning of life. Over and over my phone vibrates in my pocket. I wonder what could be so important, maybe a close friend giving me their condolences or maybe just maybe it's my ex who had heard of my grandmothers passing telling me that she wants me back. But as I open my phone in anticipation it is yet another Cold Ones Extended Patreon notification. I stare blankly at Chads face as I see his lifeless oversaturated eyes stare back into mine. I look over to the left and see Elon Musk laughing at me as if to mock my current feelings, the red background reminding me of my grandmother's Chinese heritage. "Why Cold Ones?" I ask myself, "Why do I get so many of these notifications? Do you wish for me to watch this video right now? Will this relieve my pain of the 50th notification for this video?" I open it whilst at my grandmother's funeral and shead a single tear as whilst I am watching the video, another notification appears for this exact same video. The whole crowd looks at me as I play the video out loud. I am their weeping as yet another notification appears but neither the less I continue to watch begging the Grog gods to save me from this torment. Another notification, and another, I continue watching until I finally finish the video. I look up, everyone is gone, the funeral is over and I am left standing there alone. My phone vibrates and I look down, another notification for the same extended Cold Ones video. I look up to the sky and wonder if this is truely hell. I guess I have my answer as yet another notification goes off.

Salt

Please patreon I've seen the video already, stop spamming notifications

Jaykie Lowe

Cmon bruh tryna make the snake cry and all I can think about is cold ones we tried the dumbest celebrity alcohol extended cut

Tyler Trindall

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting SPAMMED with notifications. I'm about to shut them off cuz holy fuck

Itsuhmazen

Jesus cunt

Adam Lohrey

Chad better send me some forgive-me-kisses

legoagent2

My shi is getting spammed

creamy

my wife thinks I’m cheating again

Audrianna

Bruuuuh my phone is exploding

Zyn

WHATS WITH THE NOTIFICATIONS HOLY SHIT IM TRYNNA PISS IN PEACE HERE

Big Barry Bastard

1:48:07 total cumshot

Stanley Buttlover

Does someone count that?

Grumpy Moloko

Chads such a cutie patootie

Kaylah

Bruh what is going on 💀

Bling

Chad looks so emo after wiping off the facepaint

Virtual Boi

Nearly missed this! Thanks for the reminder

Sam Austin

it is 4am let me sleep pls\

nloverduin

Almost missed the video. Thanks for the notification

Ryan Takacs

Dam this cut was really good hope people got notified! Don’t wanna miss it

Kaylah

Amyl and the sniffers intro saved my life

izabel caggiula

Thanks for the notification ... almost forgot it

Grumpy Moloko

There’s no way anyone has missed this video at this point

Earthnutz

hey cold ones editors, you should upload this video again just to make sure u did it right

Rockin

there's no way they are still going 😭😭😭

Paige Butler

THE FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS BBBRRROOOOOO

Nikolas

please god. make it stop.

Pumpkin

Just remove and re-upload the post?

legoagent2

Stop the notifications oh my god, I am gay and Chinese

Noah Stanton

Same, thought my phone was just being stupid

Ryan Wade

Darcy is a pussy so he should get it

Leemo

I thought I was going insane until I read the comments

Madi

Would’ve have been nice with a notification

Magnus wernby larsen

More blood will be spilled if I get another noti

Gus Donnelly

STOP POSTING IT

Bussysommelier

Yo this video is sick. Wonder if anyone has seen it yet

Check748

Okay wich one of you gets it max? Chad? Darcy? Scott?

Kaylah

IM LITERALLY WATCHING IT FUCK OFF

Charlee Marie

Can I have another notification pls

Grumpy Moloko

Source?

BifidusRegularis

Rip penis :(

Ducksto234

That’s it, I’m cutting it off

Leemo

I quit

Ebony Lawrie

Nah im about to bust

Kaylah

Hey I think there’s a new extended version of that latest cold ones vid.

David Kovacs

Good vid boys, the notifications were worth it

Jake Poggiali

If I get one more notification I’m going to castrate myself

Leemo

Can I watch my porn in peace pls

franklin lopez

STOP PLEASE YOU CUNTS

Ted kaczynski

Aye new extended cut thanks for notifying me 🤙

Alexa

Chad imma throw hands in a minute

Kaylah

One more notification and I’m cumming

Enderman

grogged asf awesoem ep as always

Virtual Boi

leather belt

pra

oh an extended cut, thank you, oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn.

GlitchArtistz

Please send more of those sweet notifs

Nekku

shut the fuck up cunt

Poki

Ughhhh guysssss

Ebony Lawrie

Please one more of those dirty notifs i'm boutta bust 🥵

Kari Kalliojärvi

You guys should post extended versio and not extended

Nikolas

Is this a bit

Phil McKraken

Ok, I am ready to drop a bomb, if I get one more notification I let it blow. (In minecraft)

Gus Donnelly

Get aids

kimchea

Please dear god make it stop

Kaylah

If my notifications are anything to go by, y'all have alcohol poisoning

Jacob Churchill

Mmmm yes I’m edging

Ebony Lawrie

Bruh stop sending notifs im tryna wank

Alex

Hmmm 91 notifications… go ahead send 9 more

Juan Rodriguez

The notifications have inspired me to develop late stage fetal alcohol syndrome.

Rick Axe

Lizzo catching a stray 💀

Ronaldo A.

I’m going to krill myself dog

Comet

It’s Lizzos fatass sitting on the resend notification button 🫠

Saeko

Please stop, I’m begging you

Earthnutz

You really tried the DUMBEST celebrity alcohols for 100 times in a row 😵 at least that's what my notifications tell me

Kari Kalliojärvi

Got two more I’m just going to turn off your notifications, it’s 3 am here and this is getting ridiculous.

Andrew Houck

Good fucking hell dude FUCKING STOP. “EXTENDED” boutta get this extended fist in your mouth

Colton Ream

Guys I love u but please this is toxic

Ebony Lawrie

Oh shit new video?! Glad I saw the notification 🥵

Alexa

Alright fuckers stop it

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

FUCK OFF

rotisseriechicken.world

can i get some notifications please boss?

Steven vincent

One more fucking notification and Istg I’m gonna commit some crimes

Kaylah

I'll watch the fuckin video when I finish work

Shamus

If i get one more fucking notification, I’m killing myself

Earthnutz

GOD DAMNIT FINE ILL WATCH IT JEEZ STOP ASKING

Lex Wright

Bro I'm trying to edit, listen Chad's cock is not that important right now

Ethan Richard

Blocked

Ebony Lawrie

Please guys, I’ve got 4 emails and 12 notifications about this video, I get it I’ll watch you later :(

Andrew Houck

guys i think they might of uploaded an extended cut 🧍‍♂️

Shibes

FUCK OFF

french keet

One more notification and I will commit crimes against God *My lawyer has advised against this course of action*

kingcoon

hey boss i think some more notifications

dubsteptiny

I just audibly sighed

Ebony Lawrie

wow i had no idea this got uploaded

nokisreal

Oh man, I'm glad I got that 20th notification, I might not have seen this posted.

Jacob Churchill

Felt very Chinese watching this

Ryan Patterson

Knickers.

dirty hobo

Knicker AND blackface in one vid. Is INSANE lmfaooooooooo

dirty hobo

Why am ping spam it's like every 30 mins

Toxin - Toxy - Toxin_UwU

Who was in Paris? 🤔

Ronaldo A.

I got like 40 notifications last night on my first night in Paris 💀

Grandma knarf

Patron CEO

Gus Donnelly

I'm glad to be notified of this video about 100 times so far today

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

came here to check if I was the only one with like 20 notifications for this vid lmaoo

Hayley Avis

GUYS COME ON MAN (stopped driving now)

Ebony Lawrie

Bro… we get it pls stop

EmbraceChaos

Bruh

Joey Cedillo

Lads I get it. You uploaded. I’ll watch it after work ok

BifidusRegularis

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO TELL US?!?!

Charlee Marie

Jesus fuck what the hell

Chelsea Moore

CHILL

EmbraceChaos

one more time!!

Sindre

Guys I’m driving I can’t do this rn

Ebony Lawrie

Someone’s tweaking on sum good shi rn

Joey Cedillo

Okay bro you win I’ll watch the extended vid

Matte Black

did you kill someone mate

Benton Dreasher

STOP FUCKING UPLOADING THIS VIDEO!!

Cnoli

I have aids

itsgrrrrate

I keep getting notifications about it dude wtf I watched it

Eli

Reyt… stop wi notifications I’ll watch it

Sam Austin

Ok we get it you uploaded the video good job guys

Zachary

this episode was sooo good haha

Dana Smith

Bruh

Ebony Lawrie

I just did something I’ll regret… watch the news tonight

Gus Donnelly

Another one

Nick Cowell

i’m NOT watching until i get another notification (it’s likely that’ll happen)

Velharii

Please.... Patron... My kids miss me, my wife is leaving me... I have seen this 19 timed now... Isn't that enough patron? Have we angered you somehow?! Please! Mercy!

Not my real name

I'm going to kill

Kino

MANEEEE FUCKKKKK STOPPPPP

burger

hey did you fellas upload a new video i haven’t been notified yet

Kenjoda

Another one?!?!?!

itsgrrrrate

He's taking it like a champ, I've broken a ankle, shit fucking hurts, good job Chad.

ligey bowles

I feel so bad for chad wanna give him a hug hug

Zanen Coy

gott damn bruh

Sav

I’m gonna slaughter…

Max

anotjher banger 2024 off we eatin good

Ayescrem

He put knicker on a can

Alex

I'm so glad I'm not the only one receiving notif after notif

Chyna

What’s going on bruh 😭

Joey Cedillo

Send out more notifications!! Turn the noto dial to the max!!! CRANK THAT BITCH UP

VanGrog

We’re on like notification 18 of the day going strong

Ebony Lawrie

stop giving me notis damn

pour24s

The notifications for this are gonna make me kill myself

operez17

The knickers sequence was absolutely amazing

dirty hobo

just delete the vid at this point

Benton Dreasher

ik it keeps popping up i'll watch it now

Joseph

Imma keep asking cause I'm curious, are we getting re uploads of the older vids anytime soon? Still wanna rewatch that original as seen on TV vid

Dylan Otte

Made it up to the knickers

Ebony Lawrie

Fine I’ll watch now since you’ve sent 10 notifications

Jake Poggiali

Knicker twist was the best scene in the world I’ve ever seen

Tish

Can't wait for the 9th notification

itsgrrrrate

Why the notifications. My fucking phone is blowing up

Colton Ream

Patreon fell off

Ronaldo A.

Bruh my knickas twisted

J

The Morgan freeman sent me hahahahahaha

Tish

LMAOOOOOOO

xluttex

Sorry about the notifications guys. Patreon has a bug, we've reached out to see what's going on!

Cold Ones

According to a reply chad gave on the reddit it's a bug thats happening on patreons end.

Peachi_Tea

reupload as many times as it takes lads

Justin R

Wtf goin on bruh

Big Mike

AIDS

Elias Murray

How many times w the n word

AnakinballSack117

These notifications remind me of the battle pass

MasterPogway

STOP

elina

mmy namma cheg

Oliver Williams

If I see this notification one more time I’m going to do something I regret…

Gus Donnelly

this gotta be a bit

Juicyjas

AMYL AND THE SNIFFERS RAAAAAAH

Walker Collins

Could you at least give a reason why this is being re uploaded 50 times?

TreeFood(Jake)

ENOUGH

elina

AGAIN?! No wayyyy this gotta be a joke now 😂💀

Liam

OKAY. I WILL WATCH IT. Damn.

dirty hobo

been notified like a dozen times now LMAOO

Nathan

Fr commenting everytime I get notified

Ebony Lawrie

Bruh

Zoe

Got another noto

legoagent2

Man wtf with the notifications

Zac Kear

i need max's beanies pls

Elkermit

knickers

Mike 나는 신이다

Matt Watson be like

Ronaldo A.

chill bro they said the n word like 22 times

Joseph

Y’all be spamming my notifications with this one fml ahahaha

Liam

Boys I think the notifications are spamming again.

MasterPogway

Its doing it Again

Vapourware

Not again

Ebony Lawrie

Stop it, fucker

rotisseriechicken.world

Another re upload????

ツ Skycruizer

I’m about to piss my knickers

Gus Donnelly

Amyl and the sniffers!🙌🙌 hah you guys are fuckin hilarious 🤣

Mel

4th reupload, get your shit together guys

Ronaldo A.

BRING GROB TO AMERICA

Alexxander Woodhead

Cum

nloverduin

I CAME

Elias Murray

I’m going to touch chad

Unknown Jpeg

Hey boutta

Jacob McElhannon

return of the legend

Zieln Zyrinx

Gonna shit myself ong

ChefCornChip


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