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We Spent $5000 on FAKE Temu Products [EXTENDED]

HELLO PATREON!

Lots of fun little extra trinkets that didn't make it into the final YouTube video.  

Be honest, how many of you are here for chad's ass?

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing bootleg games on my GS5. 

Edited by Jess

We Spent $5000 on FAKE Temu Products [EXTENDED]

Comments

Darcy taking that hello kitty camera home

The worm

Poor Darcy went for a hug after being called too tall and Chad missed it

Dillon

I like the little tbh creature sitting on the table for a while. It was endearing. :)

Flamboyant-King

tu

megan

i love the beauty and conplexited of chadfs holes :)

Just Toph

Nothing prepared me for the way Chad says turtle

Cameron Dean-Schroeder

This is the episode I've been waiting to see behind the scenes heh. Had to make my way down through the other videos first!

Sam

Max was actually cooking on that hand pan

Daniel Emke

Do you know the amount of shear effort and time it would take for someone to edit a 2 hour long video to the standard that they are on the main channel… isn’t the whole point of the Patreon to see the extended cuts…. And chad’s asshole

Jack Gamble

I love these videos so much, but I wish it was edited the same way as the YouTube channel… it’s so funny on there :/

Madison Kovac

God I hope not

Isaiah Wright

Max’s ability to recover that Temu sponsorship joke is some very solid improv.

MudChumper

I have found another of the original middle eastern man mughttps://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1089421030/mcm-50s-vintage-toby-jug-sheik-with

Trinity Cash

Bro who the fuck is faceless and why do I keep seeing random cunts ask about him. I know him and zuckles had beef but wtf does that have to do with cold ones

Harry Stylianou

honestly, just here for the colonoscopy parody aka chad's ass

margaritas

Max is wearing my fav cool shirtz item In the opening it's such a cool hoodie

Zanen Coy

I’m handsome… anybody think so ??

Northstar L.J.

IM SHIT! :DD

finger

another banger

lock

Little crocodile is now sold out on Temu thanks guys

Pablo Sanchez Rojas

Same 😹

Kohl.<3

To be fair, eating anything from the airport will make you ill

Dev

Did max just mention the show BooBaa? what a legend.

Angus Keane

Max getting shirts is always my favorite part, Chad please let him cook 👨‍🍳

Virtual Boi

I can't believe that Darcy had to explain Max how to open a belt

Nekku

this comment at 0:01

Riddyl

I would love to get that game emulator but I don't want the Chinese knocking on my door

Rustsea .

A tuhtel

Michael Baze

Anyone else feeling the little red glasses Max tries with his normal glasses give Coraline vibes?

Morgan Quillen

YIPPEEEEEE

raybansale

halicon

What’s your favourite alcoholic drink?(other than grog)

Keelan Morrish

Only someone as dumb as Chad would singing Ave Maria wrongly

Ronaldo A.

If when log?

J Lyle

love me a lucky nugget dip

Domble Brandy

Can I just say , I subscribed today as the tipping point to buy the patreon was to see the camera go up chads butt

Willy or Squilly

i actually have one of those arabian man mugs, its a toby jug that they dont make anymore. i scoured the internet for one for hours after watching the games video

alf

for the love of christ dont add music to these.

TreeFood(Jake)

I know it feels so weird watching on patreon because on youtube they have like adhd cuts that keep things interesting

Max Perrin

Man, Chad sure did fell off.

Katsuri

The editing was WAY TOO FAST! No idea why the change in vidro format, the last few were great. Add another 10 minute to thr video

Saar Hay

No. Just open another tab and put some lo-fi beats on if you need that royalty free elevator music

EdTomBell

Nah bro they can’t release the full video yet because of ongoing litigation. I heard Chad slipped and fell onto one of the people in the video and crushed them.

Ranjeet Biscoff

I know these are meant to be like the raw cut, but I think having music in the background like normal videos would go a loooong way. It just feels so naked and empty without the background music

Jake

Next time Chad shows his bare ass, someone erection check Darcy. I’m like 86% sure he’s bi-curious.

Ranjeet Biscoff

Bring grog to England please fathers

Emre Raven

Gel

Ranjeet Biscoff

Max's oral fixation is getting out of hand

Josh T

Can Chad just open an only fans 😮‍💨❤️

Justanotherfuzzball

Now we know where the Freddy Fazbear mask came from. I’ve been paying heavy attention to it. lol

pizzaroche

d&d with Chad would go hard

Sebastian

FINALLY, bug.

Marc102

DUDE i thought this was my bank app fuck you nice cool new video thanks

Skjalavott

I've been scammed no camera in Chad asshole refund

Credit_Menthol

I like the way Chad says turtle 🐢

Tabby

1:44:15 NO WAY THAT ASS AINT REAL

T34

Finally, Timestamp for Chad’s bare asshole

Trevor King

hes on a watch list confirmed

james sanderson

Chad said taiwan and that phone immedietly started beeping at him just saying

james sanderson

I collect those character jugs! The Arab Shepard jug was vintage, made by Royal Doulton. I have several of the other designs, all of which have the same cheeky smile.

Herr Schnitzel

Yes

Java

Loving the gunts

Barnabas Wilson

Redbubble model guy is from Melbourne you should get him on the pod

Dransdayn

Asshole rating: 3.4 out of five stars

PlatypusBear

So you’re saying you want chad to have an onlyfans so you can see his chode and asshole?

Michael

I love that Chad got violently ill after eating that fly at the airport but does not even hesitate to eat the cricket…

Jimmy

They boys are back

Ben

Nice asshole Chad. Respect.

Balin

i missed you guys

dory

new cold ones, new DUI charge 💯🤑

Virtual Boi

yummers

XGAMEGUYX

Boys, in addition to these extended cuts, you should have shorter Patreon videos that only show the censored bits from the YouTube vid. I subscribed to Patreon for that specifically, and I can’t be fucked trawling through long extended cuts to find them. Divorce finalised.

Ranjeet Biscoff

Based

Big G

Ayy

basicallyabush

Someone please tell Chad he can push down on the mousewheel to open the link in a new tab

Jack

When you bringing grog to the states I’ve been wanting to try it 💕

Cheyenne Lamb

omg i was wondering the same thing

Mol Pol

Why don't patrons get to see the vids earlier than the peasants on YouTube?

tetard

Weird that no one says anything about the Christmas video, so uhh...what happened to the Patreon version of the Christmas video of 2023? Did it fell off.

Katsuri

Yall should get a 50k hazben hotel porn animation of your character, but not have any actual porn in it

king slayer

My girlfriend looks like Max, I have proof!

Toddsworth

send me the chinese camera reciept picture immediately thanks xoxo

ThotDog

They 100% said something about faceless at 22:33 when the camera cut

Joey

piss and fart

Zieln Zyrinx

is that the turtle costume max was wearing in one of the pods? or are you insane and have multiple turtle costumes xoxo

amy baird

Damn Chad has a nice ass.

Bunny Stark

fuck you chad for killing the autism creature me and my boyfriend loved you chad why!!!!!!!!!! ;-;

basil parry

Jess you are hot and I love you please sit on my face also again I love you

Jacob Hettmansperger

Yea a new video ! 🦋

Tiffany

My nama Queef.

P. Goddard

thank you prezo for the the ass time stamp <3

basil parry

I’m watching this version before the YouTube one to see how the editing is different, also Fuck you

JRGT04

I pay the 5 dollars specifically for chads ass👀

Alyssa Sanchez

I LOVE U GUYS

Eforic

Nutz

lon

HIV positive

J

i wish these extended cuts were as well edited as the yt ones, id def pay more for it

Warp Doctor

Chad's ass just a bonus 😉

Dylan Otte

YIPPIE

Zachary

My answer to that question is yes

Kari Kalliojärvi

Finally, the japan vlogs

Bruhartguy

let’s fucking go we LOVE a near 3 hours extended cut

shittany

Deez

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