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Opening the $30,000 Chinese Mystery Crate [EXTENDED]
Added 2023-12-02 00:15:31 +0000 UTCFINALLY. LE BAR CAR.
Enjoy this banger of an extended cut with Max and Chad going goblin mode, buying some of the craziest items they could find on Ali Express.
What was your favorite item? Tell us in the comments!
NEW LEMON ICE GROG IS OUT NOW! http://grog.shop. 🍋❄️
Edited by Jess.
Comments
Max sees a Chinese person and goes into hysterics
Kyle Conlon
2025-04-27 17:13:52 +0000 UTCThey see me rollin…. They hating!
Spencer Mclain
2025-02-18 00:16:44 +0000 UTCGenuinely: Get some masking/duct tape and a roll of paper to put over the logos/addresses of parcels you guys order. It's barely any work which would result in less editing and a less blurry/distracting vid.
Phil W
2024-12-01 08:22:13 +0000 UTC1:20:50 That what gay sex sounds like
H3ll9_FR13ND
2024-11-07 20:22:59 +0000 UTCYou should do an episode of this but you both have a budget and you buy stuff separately, so neither of you know what each other bought. Then when everything arrives you show each other what you got and the other has to guess the price or something. Just a different take on it.
Amos Sharam
2024-08-05 13:50:00 +0000 UTCS no
Danielle Dessoye
2024-07-16 00:43:40 +0000 UTCIm here for chads pug dog energy
Ethan Paget
2024-06-03 04:06:38 +0000 UTCRoid rage Darcy is one of the most underrated bits in cold ones history
archiebromilow_05
2024-04-14 23:14:14 +0000 UTCwhat a epic video
paul sutherland
2024-04-01 15:30:14 +0000 UTC1:42:00 Chad's chimp noises are so perfect
Mr. Sloppy Porkchoppy
2024-03-17 07:05:29 +0000 UTCwhy is max such a puss sometimes
charlez morse
2024-03-01 10:29:50 +0000 UTCPoor Darcy man, You had him working harder than the sweatshop workers who put all that stuff together in the first place 😭
Jake Boorman-Cross
2024-02-15 11:50:52 +0000 UTC1:04:20 literally "👈👀"
T34
2024-02-09 01:01:35 +0000 UTCim in pain
T34
2024-02-07 22:08:38 +0000 UTConly one loopty-loop?
Alexander
2024-01-16 03:05:00 +0000 UTC“Guys I’m Iron Man.”
Michael Baze
2024-01-11 10:38:08 +0000 UTCCold ones should use their platform to spread more misinformation
Torjus
2024-01-03 06:15:37 +0000 UTCle bar car is sick!
lil_xoomy
2023-12-16 04:45:20 +0000 UTClove seeing max suck off a realistic circumcised cock
Zac Kear
2023-12-13 13:01:16 +0000 UTCAustralia has fucked alcohol tax
Herr Schnitzel
2023-12-11 07:41:38 +0000 UTCHahah I love this! Darcy being all buff was hilarious and actually fits the guys haha
Steven Cabrera
2023-12-10 00:40:38 +0000 UTCThis episode was sick. The live vasectomy and circumcision was wild.
SoriMasn
2023-12-09 13:54:25 +0000 UTCit feels like chad has matured a bit and max is ever youthful. it makes for a nice dynamic.
Moo Rooster
2023-12-07 02:37:08 +0000 UTCHahah loved it, you guys need to learn some craftsman skills 🤣 pls start too export GROG to 🇨🇭
anim-encore
2023-12-06 18:39:33 +0000 UTCtwo cavemen trying to open a wooden box with a crowbar
Nekku
2023-12-06 15:48:29 +0000 UTCeasily the best cold ones episode to date, good job boys.
Chris B
2023-12-06 05:22:04 +0000 UTCI am a small chinese boy who is 3 years old
Tadhg Bristow
2023-12-06 04:32:30 +0000 UTCAh yes. The cold ones I signed up for
blueberrypomegranate
2023-12-06 04:27:48 +0000 UTCIt's amazing the contrast between these vids and their Youtube counterparts. Youtube makes it seem like they're drunk and silly boys, but the extended vids do an amazing job of portraying just how low functioning these oafs are. Genuinely incredible how they made it this far, and it just makes me want them to make it further. Like one of those monkey experiments. "We gave 2 monkeys some beer and a camera. Let's see what they do with it."
Smurfkong
2023-12-05 18:16:56 +0000 UTCWe still need those cold plunge pics of Chads leather pouch. You guys talked about it in the “therapy” episode. That whole episode was so funny!
Alexander Moser
2023-12-05 13:40:25 +0000 UTCthe 4-5 minutes of max heavy breathing in the moon boots
toiletfuneral
2023-12-05 10:27:04 +0000 UTCChad chill on them biscuits i want you around longer
J Lyle
2023-12-05 08:32:17 +0000 UTCLiterally LMAO
Marwa Benzou
2023-12-05 08:31:23 +0000 UTCHe be hearding chad and max
J Lyle
2023-12-05 08:30:27 +0000 UTC19 dolla flexible cock. who wants it?
Callum Buxton Mateer
2023-12-05 07:46:21 +0000 UTCWish there was uncensored version of the YouTube video.
Colin Dye
2023-12-05 05:11:10 +0000 UTC12 liter slushie machine. who wants it?!
Not Kokay
2023-12-04 21:35:49 +0000 UTCNot gonna name names but somone was being a negative Nancy for a few items that would have looked fine on camera and been hilarious.
Paco Hell
2023-12-04 18:27:38 +0000 UTCThese patreon vids put it in perspective of how far back they record the vids. Cracks me up seeing them plan around what places grog is available in. Cant wait to get grog from first choice after work
Rhyaano
2023-12-04 03:16:28 +0000 UTCI like chads restraint in this, he clearly wasnt drinking enough. They call me... Deez
Jayden B
2023-12-03 21:39:49 +0000 UTCI stg if we don’t get to see Mac in the Walter white shirt after he begged for it omg
Kendall blah
2023-12-03 18:33:03 +0000 UTCAs a furry, who has been to furcons, no furries would care if you came to a convention in a gorilla suit. In fact most would absolutely love it. I've seen people in those inflatable dinosaur suits. In Millitary gear, in general cosplay and as a balloon dog.
JDoawp
2023-12-03 14:45:57 +0000 UTCSchoolies without peach grog would’ve been horrible
Adem Shaholli
2023-12-03 12:19:46 +0000 UTCNice grog site. But is uses http.
olly ruggier
2023-12-03 11:54:29 +0000 UTCyall better take care of the bois bts
Marwa Benzou
2023-12-03 10:00:54 +0000 UTCDARCY i love you for putting effort behind the scenes. this is the most coherent wish vid
Marwa Benzou
2023-12-03 09:54:48 +0000 UTCthank you darcy for your heardwork
Marwa Benzou
2023-12-03 09:53:43 +0000 UTCNo way Max sucked that cock hahaha
BVDXENT
2023-12-03 09:05:29 +0000 UTCIn fucking tears over the revolving car hahahaha
Tish
2023-12-03 08:17:24 +0000 UTCthey wont let me on the roads c i dont have le bar car
Transitory
2023-12-03 06:23:51 +0000 UTCNEEDS MORE LE BAR CAR! lmfao
Bob saget
2023-12-03 04:16:30 +0000 UTCAlso in need of an exporter
Jacob Lassiter
2023-12-03 03:57:47 +0000 UTCMore big vids 🦍
Jacob Lassiter
2023-12-03 03:57:09 +0000 UTCScott’s just peeling Darcy’s skin off in the back
Jacob Lassiter
2023-12-03 03:55:44 +0000 UTCcongrats on wedding max
Xiax4
2023-12-03 01:21:58 +0000 UTCHoly shit was that a Joogie reference?
Jack Noire
2023-12-03 01:18:55 +0000 UTCChad going green goblin mode?
massivechegghere
2023-12-03 01:07:55 +0000 UTCChad is looking really good in this video, nice work man
Bob Ross
2023-12-03 00:52:47 +0000 UTCthe Obama mask is from the game series payday so probably not racist?
Isaiel
2023-12-03 00:47:45 +0000 UTCOkay you guys NEED to make the Grog Frog mascot a thing
Jack Noire
2023-12-03 00:02:10 +0000 UTCthe Obamna mask was so fucking funny
Nate McPherson
2023-12-02 23:06:25 +0000 UTCFINALLY Crate unboxing
Speedy G
2023-12-02 18:11:51 +0000 UTCTell my boy to hit leg day 😭😂
Balin
2023-12-02 17:59:55 +0000 UTCForget things being "visually interesting" I like seeing the drunken apes inspect fake Chinese tools
TreeFood(Jake)
2023-12-02 17:42:45 +0000 UTCLe bar car lit af
Matt G
2023-12-02 17:11:10 +0000 UTCI agree
Ella Watkins
2023-12-02 16:28:35 +0000 UTCThat grog commercial was giving me huge lyrical lemonade vibes. Super clean, great sound design, all around bussin.
Cameron
2023-12-02 14:00:11 +0000 UTCExpected more nudity from chad 😓
Megan
2023-12-02 13:09:36 +0000 UTCPLEASE mic rowie more often i love hearing his laugh
Velharii
2023-12-02 12:48:15 +0000 UTCdude the le bar car is actually kind of fire
Preston Cormier
2023-12-02 12:23:19 +0000 UTCSo we can get more vidz like this
Sebbe Loré
2023-12-02 12:05:39 +0000 UTCThese videos still looks like a mess to film. Max being a negative nancy (and somewhat smart) and chad being acoustic just wanting things for himself haha. Thank god for darcy. I love it, i want more
Sebbe Loré
2023-12-02 12:04:47 +0000 UTCI am Chinese 3 year old and want Le bar car.
Josh Feltrin
2023-12-02 11:25:56 +0000 UTCwhy grog so expensive
Harrison Scott
2023-12-02 10:05:06 +0000 UTCJust out of curiosity, for those lucky champs that will be getting their grog hand delivered, what date would that be getting delivered 👀
Jacky B
2023-12-02 07:30:04 +0000 UTCDon't listen to 1:20:50 with your eyes closed. Unless you want to hear what max sounds like as a bottom
jacob lawford
2023-12-02 06:46:23 +0000 UTCGrog
kaithy
2023-12-02 06:31:24 +0000 UTCThe Iron Man suit looks more like a Spy Kids 3-D suit
Trippah 97
2023-12-02 06:19:44 +0000 UTCWhoever is responsible for 3 hour vid.. I love u
CaptainTrips
2023-12-02 05:56:51 +0000 UTCyou boys know i deserve the le bar car
Thomas Chilly beckham
2023-12-02 05:22:23 +0000 UTCI would do anything for the le bar car
James M
2023-12-02 05:17:54 +0000 UTCI’ll trade you a 19 dolla Fortnite card for the le bar car
Jack Smart
2023-12-02 05:07:03 +0000 UTCThe frozen grog looks fucking heavenly
Crispin
2023-12-02 04:09:58 +0000 UTCBought time man...
Spetashashy
2023-12-02 03:55:10 +0000 UTCWHen Grog New Zealand
Jonathon Hill
2023-12-02 03:48:47 +0000 UTCwe call it a bounce house
Carlo Sarmiento
2023-12-02 03:18:11 +0000 UTCThe moon boots mainly for Max's noises afterwards.. 🤣🤣
Charlotte Cairncross
2023-12-02 02:36:54 +0000 UTCThe Obama mask is from the president dlc in the game payday 2
Tabtabkiller
2023-12-02 01:31:12 +0000 UTCEPIC, up there in my book with the William Creek vlog
Herr Schnitzel
2023-12-02 01:22:19 +0000 UTCI was today years old when I learned that Australians say Zebra instead of Zedbra
Lixerium
2023-12-02 00:51:06 +0000 UTCIdk how y’all do it, but ur my exact definition of funny I fucking love u all
Lytra
2023-12-02 00:43:05 +0000 UTCI laughed so much . Thank you
Tiffany
2023-12-02 00:37:36 +0000 UTCAy anyone in Australia wanna ship me that new grog flavor to the US I’ll PayPal then 🙏🏻
John Robinson
2023-12-02 00:36:48 +0000 UTCThis is one of the best videos you've done yet, le bar car killed me
Danny
2023-12-02 00:36:09 +0000 UTCYeah they've been releasing them simultaneously these days.
shitdick
2023-12-02 00:25:49 +0000 UTCLeg!
Hunter Jimenez
2023-12-02 00:25:24 +0000 UTCBest episode in a long time can’t wait to watch the extended cut, definitely want that bar car though, it looks fun as hell
Austin Boyster
2023-12-02 00:25:15 +0000 UTCoh hell naw he on xgames mode
jeonglegym
2023-12-02 00:24:43 +0000 UTCcongrats on lemon ice!! thanks for the get extended cut boys🫡
shittany
2023-12-02 00:24:30 +0000 UTCI love china
Quin
2023-12-02 00:24:14 +0000 UTCThis vid went hard as fuck. You all are legends on the yellow ham grindset. Also put buff Darcy on the pod
M
2023-12-02 00:21:15 +0000 UTCOk this is epic
Jack Noire
2023-12-02 00:20:25 +0000 UTCLiterally just finished the youtube vid and went to check if the Patreon version is already out lol. One of the best vids of the year, so excited to have almost 3 more hours of it.
Rowan Bean
2023-12-02 00:18:12 +0000 UTC
