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A Month of Inactivity

Hi all, Scott here.

I wanted to just give you guys a quick update about the lack of content recently, and the lack of updates.

Rest assured, the filming team has been working hard making new content over these past two months, and we have 8 banger videos filmed and ready to edit that we know you guys are going to enjoy, but that editing part is unfortunately where we've dropped the ball.

For a myriad of reasons, including our soon to be ex-landlord removing the air conditioning from our office (during Australian summer), our editing team has  been unable to return to their usual work routine. 

Currently, we have 3 videos that are about a week or two from release, which have just taken slightly longer than we usually expect to edit. To remedy this, we've now found some new talented members to join the team and get started on some of the other videos we have filmed.

We're aiming to return with a new video next weekend. And following that, we're aiming to be weekly for the next two months straight with Podcasts, Collabs, Vlogs, Alcohol Vids, and more!

As I said, we've been filming like crazy, so crazy that our editing team hasn't been able to keep up. But with these new additions to our team, we're feeling confident that we'll be able to avoid having lulls like this in content again.

Also, we'll be introducing our New Patreon Exclusive Podcast Series in the coming weeks, which will be a more laid-back traditional podcast for you guys to enjoy on here in Video format.

In summary, we've been quiet this month, but we'll be making up for it.

Cheers for sticking around!
❤️ COLD ONES

Comments

🖤🖤🖤

Snaids

Leg

Kaizxn999

Sheeeeesh Camel on a stick

JustCrash

Can’t wait for more content, take your time

Bob Ross

Oi kiss me faggot

Jayden B

all good. take care of yourselves!

sterling plot

Roasted ham

Scoobert

hey, take the time you need. fuck your landlord

Daisy Maki

Holy shit Scott the woz reference

Chris

Did you turn it off and back on again?

amaddox

can you sue a landlord out of their land?

Jeejjj

our money tho

grablogg

lol its been two weeks, cut em some slack man

Colin Regan

Keep it up yall. Dont mind the wait for good content

Gh0st 7580

one month later they only uploaded one video lol

Caleb Simmons

Or at least reup videos that are disabled still

Jacob Lassiter

Weekend is nearly over where is the video that was promised. I want content

Jacob Lassiter

Hold landlord down and t-bag

C breezee

cunts

Jake Trubisky

kill landlord with bomb

parker

Do we get a free month of pornhub premium?

Albert Flushington

Do we get a free month of patreon?

IHTB

Been over a month now though ……….

Alex Batsford

landlord more like gaylord

Taylor Moss

Australia SUMMER?

Zachary Bengtson

LETS FUCKING GO.

olleelle

Thanks scoot

The Guap Doctor

I understand bro that Australian summer heat is enough to cook raw kangaroo meat in a cast iron skillet left out in the sun. Stay cool gamers

Hens1123Gaming

how does one drink fart and wiz at the same time

Angelique de Reeper

With that I gotta peace out of the Patreon for a couple months until all this new content gets uploaded. Thanks guys for the laughs

ALifeinVegas

scott the woz reference

Mikkas Schumacher

Fuck up tony. You shitcunt

IHTB

I think they're just upset because they pay $5 a month and haven't gotten anything for a month so they've wasted $5

Chris B

I wouldn't say they suck, but they could be a bit more in line with what we all love about the other content. Gotta get the guests in on the shenanigans more. Maybe combine some of the other video concepts with the podcasts, like have a fiverr segment and make the guest come up with some of the stupid ass prompts and shirt designs or whatever.

Tony Snark

Whoever gets all ruffled at y'all for not being consistent enough needs some more hobbies or something. I honestly can't keep track or really notice when it's been a while lol. It's just a treat whenever new videos pop up. You're some of the most entertaining people with some of the best funny-weird editing and I'll keep supporting regardless.

Tony Snark

yeah like it says literally buy us a drink

ASPLUND

How Chad looks suspiciously like Finlay Bealham the rugby player

Alex Mac

People who get mad at cold ones for not posting are retarded

Krienko

thank you for the free content ❤️

salpairzzz

air conditioning fell off

alumi

My girlfriend was about to file a missing persons report

Tonyo

Scott is truly the backbone holding this gelatinous mess of talent together

Matt Shaver

Bring back replay

Isaac clarke

Common cold ones W

i dont thibk so...

So worth the wait

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

love u boys cheer

JBiggy

If you need help editing i am a freelance video editor in college for digital film production. I would love the experience and it would be amazing to be able to help the content flow as you guys run an awesome channel!

Chris B

Scog

Nreggs

Everything you boys put out always goes astronomically hard, always worth the wait fellas. 👍🍺🥶

Marc Hughes

Common Scott W

Harvey

The podcasts kind of suck would rather see just Max and Chad up to their usual shenanigans

Northstar L.J.

Maybe reup the two sub specials elongated ok?:3

Paloma Preeria

shoutout cold twos

logidhl

Make video

Jose Davila

Appreciate all the hard work to make amazing content! You guys are amazing and I wish nothing but the best to everyone on the team. -name Geff

jacob gendusa

epic

Rudy Salazar

as a first month subber, i appreciate this update and i will wait for the wonderful ChadMax content. Thank you for the update Scott. P.S Fuck you for a month of my patronage cunt, better post more ;)

Casper Zierden

As long as my money is going up Chad’s asshole in terms of snake aids, take your time 🥺

TVHasGottenBoring

his pr team would never let him do a podcast lmao

Micah

I've waited years for my aids medecine. A month or two without content is nothing compared to my blood shitting years

Ayoyedon

I have waited a year for jontron to upload, I think i can wait a month for the homies

bubba triezanberg

Yeah i actually canceled my sub due to the lack of consistent updates/uploads. Kinda feel like a dick no but hey it is what it is

Jon Dierks

fr tho i’ve missed cold ones podcast so much. this is a really smart move

Sacred Moon

Can you do a shity live stream to scratch our cold ones itch ?

Beermann(thisismylegalname)

Ayo

Beermann(thisismylegalname)

Nah it was taken out

Beermann(thisismylegalname)

Best money I have ever spent

Beermann(thisismylegalname)

Thanks for the update, Leg

Mithras

Eich’s lunch new editor confirmed

Jack Braun

Papi chulo

yo diggitty

!!!!Unacceptable!!!! (Insert meme)

Gary Hoover

Stfu scott

Sam Davis

Yes boss 🧍‍♀️

Sara Moakes

Well yea we just paid for a month of nothing.

Pedos Zaka

Thank you scogg

Todd Jr Nelson

Probably not. I don't think that fella would agree to a full on podcast

Andrew Claassen

Do we finally get the Joji podcast episode😭

Karson Kane

I luv cold ones I luv cold ones I luv cold ones

Ethan Hernandez

Thanks for the update Scott!

Brady Letteer

Fuck landlords. Me and my homies hate landlords

Mike Ox

Finally, acknowledgement

Sav

All good fellers. I get it. I wouldn’t want to be cooked either. It comes when it comes. Cheers boys

Scott

Is that jogi bog?

Mitchel Om

Man AC fell off

Alexi

all good

How To Sam

it’s cause prezoh left the upload schedule has been slowly going down hill please don’t let cold ones turn into maxs channel “not uploading in 2 years” but I respect that your trying to make up for it and you care about your fans. Tbh it doesn’t really matter when you upload because every videos a banger but it would be cool to see at least 3 videos a month minimum.

MyNameaBeans

Prezoh add my massive boner to this comment

keeehlan

Eight episodes? Holy shit that's more than seven

James Taylor

AC is out in the office? Make your editors work from home 🗿

RedactedRyan

balls

Tadeáš Palička

Is joji gonna be in one

Kappa

The content comes when it comes. Barely any channels I watch put in the effort that you lads put it ❤️

Rory Wright

Didn't ask

Sammy Roberts

landlord fell off

Leo Was Here

Thank for the update Scott, can't wait ❤️

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

Much respect guys, you worried me for a second there xx

Drew Knight

The real question is where are the Pokémon vids >:(

BifidusRegularis

Thanks for the update. Good boy Scott. My leg itchy.

NameJeff

We appreciate you and the entire editing team Scott. But FFS I need a video soon, I'm starting to develop withdrawals

Alex Trippy

FINALLY, CONTENT UPDATE

Ronaldo A.

Hope the landlord dies xoxo

Adam

Beautiful

L Nordin

Ayo drop the Landlord's name 👀

XanderJMC

Y’all got chicken sandwich?

Zac Scanlan

Bitch you better

Isaac clarke

Now make a skit where Max shoots the landlord

CreatorTope

cant wait

ZackRock

Fucken hell thats criminal for the scumlord to take ya AC. Its been fucking hot round these parta

Layla Saturn

U fell off boss

NENNA

Thanks Mr. Breast. Take all the time you need to heal your Crohn’s

Armond

scogg

alumi

Also Marka 301 is right we need cock and balls

Thomas Arney

I hate to feel like a privileged viewer, but I do appreciate the consistent content (as long as they aren’t retired.) it’s nice to have a few drinks and watch the boys every once in a while. It’s one of my favorite things to do.

Thomas Arney

I wanna see some cock and balls

Marka 301

"It's a passion project"

Sabrina Villanueva

Scott the Woz

James Bonfan

Are yall going to upload the podcasts to Spotify again?

Sabrina Villanueva

If there's one thing i can trust ya'll with is fire content so take ur time, I'll be waiting and ready, alcohol in hand

Slyskyseamen

FINALLY.................................content update

lydenn

W team ✊🏿

Demian Muro

you guys are doing good, dw about it

PurpleHaze

Can't we just have Chad's nudes

Tyler Howerton

Love y’all fucknuts, take the time needed.

Adrial Fisher

Scott just stop

Nicolas Haynes

I have a strange addiction to sniffing hooks please help me

HookSniffer

I want Darcie

Dylan StGeorge

Legg

Dylan StGeorge

shutup scock

Tucker Kovalchek

Cocksucker

Buurman Hans

As long as y’all make a surprise visit to my house I’m chillin

Kenna

Don’t lie the lack of content is because max has aids

Allen Wenger

Mr. Potato Head Speedrun

Sharooz Imran

Cool homes

Nate

FINALLY!!.........content

Jken

Aye yall keep doing what your doing we shall wait for some fire ass content keep up the hard work yall putting in m8.

Duk

Thanks for the update Scott! Can’t wait to see more from y’all. We really appreciate the hard work you put in for us

Jaxon VanWagoner

Thanks scogg, you a real one

Misaka__10032

Love the content, wild I’m still paying for this tho lmfao

Carter Bahlow

Sexy ass Scott

Mya Butler

I was just thinking it's bout time for a new vid

Brandon Small

Feels like yall do this every few weeks.

Luca

I would totally split some prezzo cheeeeksss

Samuel long

Scog

Toroloco11 _

nah

Cold Ones

Ngl thought you guys decided to follow maxs post routine

spidey.e_x_e

appreciated

kay

how long it took is the last thing on my mind when i see a new videos posted! just excited to see yall again :)

Kyra

Does Scott respond?

Chris

is it bad that i didnt notice they were gone for a month 💀

Alec Porter

My balls itchy

Kuosis

it was so nice of scott the woz to write this lovely update for you giys

Alec Porter

Thanks Scott you are legend❤️❤️

Carlos Nevarez

literally me late at knight xP

Fowl Burger

Just recently got this app bc of cold ones and idk if messages like that are customary, but that’s amazing that you guys keep you viewers and subs up to date on everything. I can’t say I’m a day one but I can say that your care for us is the reason I’ll stay thank you, all of you for everything you guys do

Javier Rodriguez

Excited for the new videos :)

Shea Taylor

thank u for the update <33

ValkyrieB

So you're saying, I should give more money since you are back. I'm all for it.

Jerry Vaz

tell your landlord to suck my nut

Moefuca

Despite the length of time, I usually never notice because the quality is so good that it’s like a miniature movie and I just jump right in without thinking “motherfuckers took y’all 3 months to post this”

Corbin Tomes

You guys will always be my favorite channel!!!

Johnny

Awesome, thank you for the update!

Brevi

I luh you

Jason Carter

Cheers Scott im drunk right now, tell max and Chad to take a shot for me

Terry Love

my dick itchy

caitlinhaslegs

Leg

Skinkneenut

Get back to the sweatshop monkey

Nathan Groom

Hey ya what the heck was the 1 month of quiet all about. Not even a twitter post

Jacob

I love scott

Evan Tanner

scott woz reference

Big D

Thanks Scott

Sergio Oliva

My nuts itch

bus

Got a little fella tattoo today 👌🏼 love you guys

Jacob Lassiter

Grog

Grayson whitten

Can’t wait for this new podcast series. Keep it up guys 👍👍

Nier Ludens

Thank you for the update! 👌🏽

Edgar Marrero

That’s poggers

Alex M

thanks scott‼️‼️‼️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Albo

Nah take your time, glad things are going well

MilimToasten

My balls itch

Lennox Frew

Quality over quantity my dudes, you guys are doing great!

Nagrom

these next two months are gonna be so much fun

Zach

I have aids

Unlisted

Never doubted you guys, hyped for new content!!

Austin Hackett

I have to wait a whole week, I want a refund Mr Scott 🥺

Austin Mcdowell

Can’t wait for the new content sucks when you are working hard but people can’t see it! Thanks for all the laughs oh shit my dick fell off

Gus Donnelly

JOJI VID OR WE RIOT

Andreaaa

Ask chad if he's seen the little egg fella with glasses yet

Grape Propel

my balls stink man

krabbii

we love you <3

Andreaaa

chill home dawgs

Jackson Carroll

This is very sexy of you guys I’m so excited

spacekittti

this mf wanna be Scott the woz so bad…

Gavin Lovell

Scoggy

Pele The Bass

First

Robbie Mitchell

I love you scott 💜 we can’t wait

Athena Coplin

we want joji video 🫶🏻

Cameryn Lane

Scott. You a real G.

Mitch

In scott we trust

Linken hegel

You guys fell off

Daniel Monsalve

pog

a slice of rye bread

real

Jeanette Crawford

Bahls

Finn

sexc mf

Will Velez

u cuties

Deanna Strope

Scott the woz wannabe lookin aah

Elijah Sandford

hey all, scott here

Carlos205


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