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Please Add Your Addresses!

We have some stuff in the works, NO GUARANTEES OF ANYTHING but if you could all make sure you have your address (at least city) updated in your profile, you will have a better chance of taking part in our killing spr- I mean... future activities 🙂

Info on how to do that here!

THANKS
Skög

Comments

Im from the Bermuda triangle man, lemme on the show

Vini Reclama

Done, meet you in nannup bro

Can’t wait for maxmoefoepokemon to cut my head off

KrigsSkip

Added an address but it says “not used for any memberships” and won’t let me select the address for this subscription. Is just having it added enough?

Bart Wilkinson

send me something senpai

William Sale

IT FINALLY ALLOWED ME TO ADD A SHIPPING ADDRESS. I can finally sleep in Peace

AwkwardChair

I like free stuff

blueberrypomegranate

Hello

Grant

Canadian Here: I want some dope merch seeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Creed

ayo you boys better be shipping to the uk am still hoping for a chad dick pic polariod

Bappo Snacko

chill

Shaunee Broadley

perthhhhh

Hawky

Ahhh nooooo! Only just saw this and updated my info. Hopefully I'm not too late <3

itscleeo

Pls send me I love u guys

Samantha Mirelez

I live in the uk and doesn’t give me a option for a English address 😬

Will Clarke

Dude! I did it already ok geez!

DirtyDuff

I'm hiding at work for like six hours a day ... I've gotten a raise and a new office ...wtf. I'm literally pooping right now ....USA USA USA .

Pedos Zaka

Sending little funny envelopes to write silly letters back like in radio

Angus beattie

is not workin plz halp

Shreah B

SKOG PLEASE

Nella

Cool

Andrei García

send me summm chad

Anon3652

done and done

Gage Smith

Send me something cool

Isaac clarke

I’ll accept anything except an explosive

Jeffrey Tolar

Boston Massachusetts US

wait there's a bird on my head

Richmond Virginia send me underwear

angie

BofA deez nuts draggin on ur face

Top Text

Do u know bofa

Top Text

send me $500 cash USD

Top Text

There's no option to add my address, rip

AwkwardChair

Done fam 👌

Georgiekobolt

Hopefully it's something global and not just us/Canada/Australia 🥲

Alex Trippy

A box of chads Facial hair for Christmas please

ddttuck

I am getting killed

guido van der molen

Cincinnati bb

Matt m

I am a semi-professional, nada-successful Hitler imitator here in Germany but the times are rough....guess still gotta wait for when it's my time, most likely as soon as national-socialism gets popular again here, but boi beLIEVE ME will I make a splendid mass-genocide fella, dang you can count on that one. Anyhow maybe you come support me spreading the good word or send some support or ur briefs or smth....all lil' gestures might help actually. Aight, take care and keep it cumin' ya stinkas <3<3

Tob Kaa

Come to chicago asap rocky

maadnght

Come to HubCity

Gonzo The Muppet

I forgot my login info :(

Gaming Elite

For your own good Lads, don't come to Ballarat.

Edwardo Squidwardo

*grabs UNO Reverse card* send me money retards

Az

Gib egg fella

DJ Gingy

love u boys just got my address with you guys!

n3dd

gif me monei

Alvin

give me the dankpods extendo cunts love yas

Jake Trubisky

if i dont get anything, i will commit some heinous crimes…. starting with chad

Alyssa

you better show up to my door step

Ellia Collins

cant wait to receive a bomb in the mail

alex bowes

Your wish is my command

Thad Williams

it has been done ma lady

Jken

i has done as you asks skog

Chris B

Say less, my boys!

Lady Ministress Alice Stovall

I’m excited !! Perth on top i sAy

alex OneNutt

kill me first

drones mad

just make shirt bro

Jack Noire

I'm keen!

Daydream Deluxe

I’m in my butt

WHITE DUCK

Im in Melbourne 🤙🏻

BubbleBear

bet

chance

yay

How To Sam

Cincinnati yo, let’s get cookin mr white

Casper Zierden

I'm excited to get a corpse in the mail 🥰

DarkKnight115Z

Ok so if I update my address, will I be sent some dank memes, grog, or pure unaltered aids?

ApeTheGreat

Portland. So far away

Austin Dongvillo

have you seen chef!!!!!!!!

there is something wong with me

King Markiplier

Grzesiek Olszewski

is scogg the unibomber

rdubs

With pineapple if you could

Bruhvet

big chungus

Brian Gray

I love meat and eggs

Jonas

send me literally anything

arii

jeff

zerker

i second this

Harry Herbert

Pls send Gamer Supps and abit of chads cum

BedTundy69

The game grumps are coming to Australia soon you guys should see if they will come on the show maybe??

Krienko

Loveland Colorado

Ruby

pls send your baby teeth😘

Chay

Jojis phone number please

Moefuca

Can I have a hotdog please? Can I have sauce on one and mustard on the other please?

Moefuca

SEND ME YOUR FLESH

Moefuca

Come to Oklahoma and I’ll drink Admiral Vernon from my grog glass

Dalton Workman

My front door is unlocked

NENNA

i added my address please kill me

Big D

Im scared

Vapourware

Whitby Ontario cunt

Gibson Bailey

Boulder, Colorado! 🥳

Celestine Ananda

Minnesota

JohnWang

Same

Bryson John

Canadia

Toroloco11 _

Sydney

James

Just dumped rain for the last couple weeks

Bronson S

If Chad comes to my house im gonna kiss him

Joel

nice

Sayzito

Ok Package

cubey 96

if chad comes over here pls let me turn him into a goth girl

moss_gore

on it bro ski

Zack

Oh damn, I hope he has enough dildos for all 300 commenters bc I want one too 😓

Leon Cartwright

Lmao I'm out near Bellingham Washington, ain't no way my Australian boys going that far

Leon Cartwright

Aight

AdrielFox

Jacksonville, Florida

BruhMomentum

love you guys!

Sarah

Don’t want any haggis in my package thanks :) love you guys if I don’t see you soon I will see you though ur window ;)

Cameron Wilson

chinese herb please

Ethan Blackwood

Children’s cloths? Children’s cloth-ing?

Danielle Hole

Hol up

Ollie

I have aids boss

Tyler Lukondi

Send me a little goblin gold or I’ll resort to killing

josh moran

yo boss

Max van Maasakker

They changed something and now it works!

Alexander Wittich

Say less

tight_britches_no_bitches

O>O

Sara Moakes

come through

Ashley Timms

Noice

John Sullivan

Nice try feds

Robin Allas

Send me some hoggshit

Buurman Hans

Please consider that i bought a shirt as you can tell from my profile pic, so please send me one of chad’s old dildos

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

Ahh did it thanks !!

RetroRalph

There's a link in the post

NameJeff

if you do a killing spree can make sure u get me i want a hard reset chrees

VB

Please help me, here too much raining. ouuhhhh.

NameJeff

Ooooooh excited :D

Jeff H

Idk how :(

RetroRalph

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

Davyd C.

Send me some cloth

Evan

please send markiplier painting

Eskie

I did it for you sköb

Dovydas Baurinas

Yessir mr grog man

Stephen Irvine

Senor skög ask and ye shall receive. Seeing as I did that for you can you send me a bucket of milk?

Max Mehta

It has been done sköggy

Joel Graziano

Killingspree, kinda pog, good luck with the stuff "in the works"! <3

Alexander Svensson

Let me do it for you, let me do it for you. When all i do is for you. Kermie

Thomas Dugdale

Skrott you dirty bastard

Tucker Kovalchek

Skõg, you spoil us

Steven O'Halloran

Please send me markiplier head

Edwina Mathews

Doooooneeee!!

Adlai Trozado

done ‼️

Poeticofthesky

sharp hamburga

Ben Dwyer

They're gonna look at our homes and rate them. Possibly even make a tier list.

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

very nice, greetings from norway!

Henrik Reigstad

yuh

Momo&Jaja

Also a large sprite

Makaryy

Done! Can't wait to see what you guys have in store!

Ricky Gardner

Okay done :D

Ara W

What i want to know is what you're doing an international thing

Brad

It better be a chair that walk with shoes.

Lachlan Briscoe

if you show up to my house I will give you egg

Jamey

Hot dog?

Henrik Helland

Good luck getting past my defences.

Skybox 12

Hopefully I get a severed thumb or something

Sean Carlson

O

Supa

Jönköping sweden👀 Skål på er bögar

Alfons Samuelson

Can’t wait for max and chad to ship me a used tampon

billy

Wow a pipe bomb

bus

new york baby

Edgar Romero

Surfer’s Paradise QLD👀

McSprite

Chad in maid costume

matt younan

Yep! that did it! My payment for this freelance tech advice is 1 (ONE) shout-out!

Not my real name

comedically timed stick of dynamite

Robin Rose

done, you can raid my house if you have a joint with me

Will Read

Okay boys the deed is done.. I better not receive the ol Ted Kaczynski suprise

alex woodard

Come find me and I'll give you all the booze you want

Kelsey Brans

I have kidnapped Griffin's brother and I am holding him for ransom

atypicalAlien

Come find me you bastards, I’ll take on Prezoh

Victor Alcantar

im dumb as FUCKKKKK try now

Cold Ones

i live in a hole called singapore, send something aisan

Angelique de Reeper

yeah its not letting me add an address to you guys

Kevin Tobar

Fort collins, Colorado

John Hampton

NJ, USA

reform

Murfreesboro, TN

Middle Tennessee State University

Santa Maria, CA

Eli

victoria australia 😏😏

mel

Is New Zealand okay? I am a neighbor

Cowboy_James5

Fairview, Oregon USA.

Nehemiah

Same here ngl. Glad to know that I am not the only one that is having this issue :)

SteadyStatus21

If I don't get chad's pubes in the mail im cancelling my patreon

Jesus Ramirez

mama, Joe

emma west

Deez, Nuts

Jesus Ramirez

how's the whether over there chum

Peridot Thomas

Joe, mama

duzzard

Oxnard, California

Bronson S

Yuhh

MrBigGuyForYou

YIPPEE

raybansale

All entered in, I would love the hit-man for my left nut sent asap

TheNormalGecko

can you invite me even tho I live in Idaho?

Chelsea Moore

Hehe hopefully you come to Albuquerque, New Mexico

HIM

Rokay

Brian Gray

Hey lads, give me the access so you can chop off my leg

Emopokéboi

Day infinity of asking for fiverr songs extended

steph anie

!!!!!

Andreaaa

Very excited boys, been a patron since July 2020. Love you guys ❤️

Kyle Di Pastena

hey Otto, the option to allow you guys is not appearing on my settings. Just to let ya know, maybe something went wrong when you set up the shipping for patreons config :)

margaritas

my name jeff

Alec Porter

is anyone else's patreon not allowing them to show their address to this memembership?? im trying to have chad send me a bottle of his spitttttt

Andreaaa

done and done

kaithy

May I perhaps get one copy of chef my lads

Monkey

Oh, I know 😎

Ciaran Murray

"Note: Only creators who request a shipping address from their patrons, will appear on the list" Please allow us to select it so you can see our adress

Not my real name

I need anything and everything

Matt Oshaughnessy

Obamna

Ian Matta

I hope they come to kiss me

ChefCornChip

I want spaghetti.

Badpoor42069

Seen this little fella? He’s got sunglasses on

Scott

pls send money! need money!! money me, money now :)

Lana

Can't wait (they're going to send me enriched uranium)

Lol

Oh boii

DoubleDDoerty

Very fun

Africanboi72

Killing spree hell yeah

Ollie

All set!

ERCataloni1123

a

Goodlooking Fella

Cool cool cool

Bren

I'm Ready for whatever you've got Planned, Max & Chad! 🤘😎

Thomas Glenn

hambuger

Chrom

Mine wont link either. Just saying "not used for any memberships"

JugRnaut

Can Perth participate

MyNameaBeans

I need a lil fella boss

Jack .

SEND ME STUFFS PLS ŠKŒG

Ellie Daintree

I can help 😏

justin c

Y’all finna pull up, better be strapped like a bag or I’ll fold ya like paper.

Salad Anus

I'd love to be killed!

Joel

you’re only just now sad about it?

Sol Brando

Atlanta,Ga/Canton,Ga

Eric Lee

did i do it right

Bucky

Damn, it doesn't give me the option to put my address for y'all🥲💀

AwkwardChair

damn, cant put my shipping info into cold ones :(

jbhsdf

I’m sure I added my address right? Added both just incase

BedTundy69

Can the UK participate?

Rory Wright

Okay papi cholo

Snazzy G

I'm assuming this doesn't include people outside Australia and NZ?

Filthy Fiend

Naja, um 3 Uhr nachts ist man halt für den Krabbenburger eh wach

Signum

So people who live in the US cant participate? :(

Jacqueline Dukes

Wellington, NZ

piiqt

im moving to melbourne in a week should i just add it then

big chungus 5

china herb

Mark Szabo

Lustig, dass wir das beide gerade um fast 3 Uhr nachts zu troubleshooten zu versuchen 😄

Alexander Wittich

all set! can’t wait to see what this is

Mad Carr

Plz send drugz

Morgan Simmons

Done. Skög 😎

The CooX

hot dog

Mitchell Sharkey

If it’s an Australian road show lemme come and help film

Samuel James

VPN won't do you any good if your address and region in your settings is Germany

Signum

i’m so excited!

daddy mushroom

Might be the case, I'm from Germany too

Signum

Just connected to Australia with my VPN, issue still persists.

Alexander Wittich

Done! Cant wait to find out what’s happening!

Jess Coyne

I better not get send some Chinese herb in the mail

Toby uvu

Already had mine updated from the last similar thing. Curious what this will be about. Hopefully some type of gathering.

Sage

Yay

Jacqueline Dukes

I’m cummed out

Day Walker

ok bet skog

daichiduh

I'm from Germany, so is Europe just geo locked?

Alexander Wittich

Can I have a hot dog boss

Peter Spliffin

im boutta get drafted to the australian army 💀💀💀

Scout

i have the same issue

piiqt

SKÖG

Bigboibung

I would like a big mac

Makaryy

Done FOR Skög

Alex Marz

Draft me

Callie Patton

Skög

DylanV

Damn sad to be in US now lol

awsomsauce 35543

I did Mr cold

Rj Allen

:)

Marshrnallovvs

mummy skög

Alez Webb

😈👍

FusioBro

skög

Alez Webb

Same, maybe a regional thing?

Signum

I have the same issue, I can update my address generally but not for Cold Ones specifically

liv

done :D

Katelyn Burkhart

hamburger

Joe

Same here, I was able to update shipping but theres no pencil to manage the membership! Lol

Queen Lo

Tis done

Emery

Done just for you skoglin

Sam O'Neill

👀

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

Done fam

Coolcreep

leg

Leg

Done I’m ready for the cold ones drafting

Grace Kimmel

Done :3

Amelia

DONE

Talia

Can't select any creator to be used with my shipping address, it just doesn't give me any form of possibility to link the two .

Alexander Wittich

Curious

Nier Ludens

Thank you Skög very cool

Hunter Gaylor

Done!

Raconteur M

bet (i will do this)

Ensalada

i have update with your caveat of no promises

Paige Christopher Van Orton

Penis (I did it)

H Kaiser

can't wait to get doxxed

Erick Merlier

Trucker Gamer for Life

Sasha Itasha

*CUMS IN POTATO SKIN*

BedTundy69

I mean, does that really matter? What are the chinese going to do, send me stuff? Didn’t think so (it’d cost too much and I’m already busy evading taxes)

SGTcatnipzzz

I hope I did it right lol

Kendall

Updated and ready

Blake Heindl

Done

Elian

This would be very cool 🤠

Becks Connolly

give me free stuff

jacob smith

Can’t wait until our shipping info is sold online

Beermann(thisismylegalname)

Attempted to add shipping address, balls got caught in a VB longneck bottle.

Grape Propel

donezo

seat sniffer

Can’t wait I’ll leave the light on and the front door open for ya 🫶🏻💀

Tegan Hayward

I made sure it was right but it doesn’t say I can select it for cold ones just the others I follow? Any one know why ?

Josh Walker

I’d love to collaborate cum to NJ

Becky Romanies

Obamna

Taylor Hill

LETS GOOO

Ben On-It

Okay, done. Send the pasta

Beepis

I'm all the way in for whats is to come

Jacob Eubanks

Thanks for the update.

Matthew Lowe

Done and done…. ;)

Johnny

Done, can’t wait until I get nothing :pogchamp:

SGTcatnipzzz

Doneee

Ava Luckey

i turned 21 please send alcohol

Marissa Flores

Banana cool shirtz bomb

Bailey Madden

DONE!!!!

Erin Sippl

okay done :*

Ella Cruz

Hope I'm first on the spree

Samantha Mayo

Send nudes

Drew Byron

Can’t wait for the anthrax

Beermann(thisismylegalname)

That’s my PIN number

Becky Romanies

That’s sorted. Thanks.

Alex Martin

done

Stevie

i hope its a dildo

Epa0000

send me grog plz

matti johnson

I hope i get a peice of Max's hair

Iszz mohamed

Cool beans

Mithras

send an FBI raid to my house or you’re gay

Andreaaa

Liked and shared! Hope she is found without a scratch. ameen

Nathan Barwick

added mine but I live in the US :(

Noah Roshar

Updatedddd interested to see what is this about

Julie Gardener

Thanks cog

Corey Petroff

🗿

Duk

Oh yea

Fredo G

Thanks kings can’t wait to be murdered <3

Rokkington

My street name is Blunt does that make me qualify more?

I don't talk to girls I watch 2005 Ring of Honor

Did it, then came but I think that might’ve been an unrelated incident… I have cummy aids caids if you will cum filled aids for cum filled gays;)

Lily Shaner

Send me the crack chad smoked

Altonex

Added mine, I run a pub in England and live above it! Hope England isn't too far for you guys 🥺

Brennan Joyce

Hey.... that's pretty good

Frank Plrarr

All done mr breast

Jayden

aye aye captain!

Todd Warren

My door code is 8562 come on in.

Ciaran Murray

Yes papi’s my body is yours for the sacrifice. TAKE ME

Mason Glaub

Please just end me

Gitzeell gitzeell

For anyone wondering, you can't update this info via the app. You have to use a web browser.

James Knuckles

yes sirs

Grace Kimmel

Please come and kill me

Zac Anstrother

Hey peeta

Tasha

did it

jacob kraft

isn’t this what the mailbox bomber did

Trinity DeVore

ok i did it send me free stuff plrase

Chris

done

Michael Reyes

Albany, NY deez nuts

Logan moss

thank god, please put me out if my miser-i mean hope i get to be a part of this!!

kil.ljoy

I hope I get drugs in the mail

Karlina K

send me your credit card.

Aidan Sjoberg

dub

Enderf04

I updated mine I would love something anything 😏

Abbie

Did I do it

Theo

Weeeellll guess I'm dying

Estella

How do we update this

Andru L

Done and done. Luckily I'm in Victoria.

Kyle Baker

Done

Diego

I hope I get a pipe bomb sent

M1XED

cant wait

Keadryn Pulli

You guys want my social security too?

Josh T

Done, it'd be so crazy if yall sent one of the paintings you did haha..... Jk 👉👈 unless?

AidenT

Omg

Raeya Gonzalez

Finally….cold ones doxxing us 🤌

Dylan Purgavie

👏

Shika Sakura

I'll subscribe when my shit runs out til then can't wait!!

Churvv

This would be awesome.

Modest Potato

Port Colborne, Ontario my guy

James Tipper

How do I do it tho, I’m on a phone

Chloe Watchmaker

Updated it now, didnt even realize it was a thing tbh

Hallie

What the heck this mean how i add it to my profile

Athena Coplin

Bing Chilling

Daniel Cielo

Hopefully they haven't got hacked again and they are getting personal info.

Jerry Vaz

SCOTT FOR LIFE!!

Evan Tanner

Done now get that anthrax over ASAP

Allie 💖 that one 🏳️‍⚧️trans🏳️‍⚧️ girl from that one band

Scuffed squid game

Patrick

I’m about to do it right now

Nicolas Haynes

Finally skög

Moisty

I LOVE U

Taylor Hill

Yes Zaddy

Hannah Clere

WOOO DEATH YEA

Dylan Otte

I’m in the military :( come to the base I can try to get a talk in with the us president

Brianna Crews

Hello this is squid games

Riley&eddy

its time to take it international brothers

Saga

Bruh same 😭😭

Lorelei Mallon

Anything for you 😉

Gavin Daugherty

Sound

F.L

Nashville, TN🐮

joleeolie

oh boy cold ones is coming to my house to beat me to death with a large metal spoon!!

raventhegoat

😫😫

Luan

don’t do it. got all my info taken.

slik hades

That shit jokes

Chloe Watchmaker

Omg

Connor New

pls

Anything_But_Blue

Flagstaff Az fam

Mike

Tour?

Jen B.

Come to the bush land

Samuel James

Got it on my profile, 🥰

Dylan Dunn

corrrr that’s got me wet

bigmanbennn

No.

Aaron Morneau


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