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Testing "As Seen On TV" Cleaning Products (Extended)

Good day ladies and gentlemen, enjoy this exquisite extended cut from the recent ASTV upload. FYI the cop cam was later donated to the local police force to help fight  crime. :)  The rest of the products were donated to a local family but then sadly all destroyed in a house fire. :) 


edited by jess


!!!BONUS CONTENT ALERT!!!

Cold ones phrases of the week are as follows: 

"my dick itchy" - Scott

"i'm poor" - Chad

"Wait I want a new catchphrase" - Max  


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Testing "As Seen On TV" Cleaning Products (Extended)

Comments

I own 2 of those shirts. the best ones they ever released

Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner

Why destroy $5000 of stuff and worry about a $40 shirtt

Scott Seman

why is Darcy looking extra cute in this vid

ratlas

Didn't he lick a thing that was on Chad's cock a handful of episodes ago though

Zach K.

I'm sorry

Rachel Bell

im going to skin you darcy

Alex Holden

No. Never. Cold ones fell off.

Drew G

Eventually. It takes them a while to re-upload old content that was removed by vimeo

Drew G

You think that we will get a re-up of the first as seen on TV vid?

Dylan Otte

my dick fell off

Daboi_925

leg

Mad Fly

i like men

cactusboy7222

I don't have arthritis but I am studying towards a IT job, using a optical mouse all day can lead to repetitive strain injury. I wanna move to a track ball mouse. I would love to see you guys use one <3

Lewie

Whys Darcy gotta be so hot 🥵

J Lyle

i love how theres absolutely no way to avoid them randomly screaming after like 2 minutes of silent talking lol

dirty hobo

i need the hat that chad has, that shit so fire wtf

fella

my dog was watching and wagging his tail when you spilled food on the table and then laughed about it

unsurebutts

Pls where is Chad's hat from xx

ayla

Went through a break up recently been watching for a year your videos honestly have helped me through it all keep on making videos guys cuz you help alot more people than you think, also make some good fucking merch so I can finally buy some like cmon man

Tommy Cavanaugh

1:27:40 " AMERICANS BE LIKE ".... hurt my soul a lil bit

GOO GOO PUGH

Hahaha love that

KC

Rhett and link are crazy now adays

TheWizeGoat

why does he have such a gaping asshole

Ayescrem

nvm it's 1:31:04 lol

3liott ☠

anyone got the timestamp for twEAlve??

3liott ☠

i finally understand what max meant when he said that chad has a pocket in his asshole and how he fit a whole bag of peanuts up there

deakhan

all of them

khodiismad

the real question is how many people have patreon just to see chad's ass

Tango

ayy they have arthritis

Kappy448

I have arthritis - and usually it's easier to use a mouse than a pen since I am able to lay my hand out flat instead of holding at a specific angle like a pen. I also don't need to push down with a mouse which just means less pain

Olin Hendershot

Fell off

Gh0st 7580

chad smooching the camera with the tip of his dick

Shaymus McIntyre

u shud add the timestamps to all patren vides

bruhfunni

Instructions unclear, cock stuck in jar

RedactedRyan

cold ones songs extended when

steph anie

bash it on an elderly persons brittle brain skull

Taylor Moss

cock and balls

Taylor Moss

If ever you have jar lid that's stuck, bash the lid (not too hard) on a benchtop. Works 101% of the time

Jack

i subscribed to the patreon to see that pov of chads asshole

Ashen Brandon

love the timestamps for the video, i usually watch half of it then pause go do stuff and then resume, thank u very much jess

ProRussianMan

i hab ccruppinh g depression funny ciold ones moments keep me aliuve

Ollie

My name cumby

Otto Bylen Claesson

dick spheres

Iris Wolfe

cock and balls

kaithy

i have an actual disability in my hand and holding a pen hurts wayyy more than holding a mouse i think that product would make it worse

Micah

Finally, chads crisp asshole😏

Irvin Medina

I get a sore hand using a pen or pencil too much. Never had a sore hand from holding a mouse lol

Sam Davis

Decent job Darcy playing Marcy

Sam Davis

that fuckin glue shit is UV resin and it needs more than that fuckin tiny light to cure it, and it’s so bad for you 😭 the boys gon die

Emilie Rodriguez

I have arthritis in my leg

RedactedRyan

I actually have arthritis, and holding a pen hurts more than holding a mouse.

Berlynn Raitz

i have arthritis

Kappy448

Yeeee I've been waiting for this

Kayleigh Jade

cummy cum cum

Spoopy Mations

Cummy cum

Keeeth

Cum

Lachlan

Fucking oath

Sexy rexy

The child at 26:30 looks like a goblin the way he's shrunken into the couch.

Krimson Klaww

Chad's ass muffles the sound completely had me dying

Glabo

Hole Cam

Shingo

Dream cum true

UnCultured

Thank you Graig

Kari Kalliojärvi

From Tampa Florida. Fuck

Jared

Now I have new material to *pphpfh*

Daniel Monstad

Finally, Ass cam

Luke

Chumba wumba!

Okay Oof

Damn my cat died from a seizure

Illyana Jimenez

Cum daddy

CCMAFIA

This is so good glad y’all posted

Max

Lmfaoooooo

Max

Love you

Artie

Chads asshole chads asshole

sodiepoppepsi

Thanks for posting after NNN appreciate it

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

Thank you. I've been looking forward to this one. Make the next extended one longer though, I want BTS and even food breaks included.

Sage

Thank you baby cakes

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

Vince is a menace to society

Mike 나는 신이다

WE DID IT, WE GOT CHADS ASSHOLE

sodiepoppepsi

Epic

Brian Banuelos

this is such a slay

Vamp5n0t

Sweeet, my edibles kicking in and a new cold ones vid is out!!!

Tanner

Finally new extended cut

qwibbys

Christmas came early.

Kaytlin

SO METRO BOOMIN AND COLD ONES DROPPED? What a blessed day!

Gus Donnelly

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