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MARIO FUCKS A GOOMBA SLOPPY STYLE

This is honestly the best animation from our recent video, but we couldn't show it all thanks to Susan.

Thank God we can post it here for you legends!!!

Full Patreon cut of this video coming soon, appreciate your patience boys.

We just got back from the desert where we filmed a banger video, extended cut is gonna be a movie when it drops, so stay tuned for that.

MUCH LOVE
COLD ONES

Comments

i have a shit profile pic from 2010 that i can't get rid of and made me never write a revieuw... BUT I CAN'T NOT SAY HOW F*CKING AMAZING THIS IS!

Vincent Van Oostveldt

is this the talk-tuah podcast???

Steve Erwin

I love this 😂

Taylor Wakey

$5 well spent, made sure to use extra lotion for this one 😩🍆💦

Polygon Man

I spent $5 for this. Well worth it

Braxton Lyons

This is what finally got me to become a patron member!!! XD

Ron PD

i think we got the bad ending

james balsillie

wtf did i just watch

Piss Module

Watching this was way worth the money

link salcedo

its weird if you didn't

Stefan

Knee

Lukecoi

Leg

Jaime Muniz Jr

Who tf takes the time to make shit like this

Lyrica Curtis

Only reason I bought the Patreon worth every penny

Aidan Morton

definitely worth the patreon

dirty hobo

worth the patreon

Crying Lemons

This is worth a whole years subscription in 97 seconds

Kylian

real

Kappy448

i just nutted

Kappy448

hot

Dallas Hunt

I became a Patron just to rub one off to this xxx

Dino The Flea

is it weird if I jerk off to this

Ryan Ortiz

now whenever i play mario kart and see a goomba i have ptsd flashbacks to this video, thanks guys

Micah

Holy fuck I just came so hard

Ivan

This is actually so well made and hilarious

Bearnaise

A masterpiece

Moxy621

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

seat sniffer

Omg haha

Chas

Mariobortion

l b

I thought he was gonna kill it or become a pedo 🤣

Nehemiah

MORE

J Lyle

Can u pls post the other animations too, I just want the family guy minecraft one

angie

let’s fucking goooooo chad show ur nuts

alyssuhdude

Ay yo I wanted to see some balls

☁ASIANRAIN☁

Not the baby!

Wendy Arnold

was expecting to see mario's schlong

Bryan McInturf

Goomba 😩

Kieran Medus

Thought it’d be worse

Nofro

"soon" doesn't mean 24h+, 48+ at this point

Melendez Ryan

worth $5

DMazz

damn no regrets

OUTCAST

im so glad i paid 5 dollars for this

Gabriel Heath

dude it hasnt even been 24 hours chill the fuck out

Lachie Patching

A whole spin off with rob

DevilsReject 724

Me too man 😭🤣🤣

YOLOMASTER 63

Yes

Phil Gillis

"soon" my ass

Melendez Ryan

it's all I've ever wanted

Dabaker504

New Mario movie looks great

The Guap Doctor

people signing paying for Patreon to see Mario fuck that gomba

Slight mistake

rob is a legend

Jken

lol not seeing full version on youtube tilted me into subbing on patreon. 10/10 worth I'm dead XD

William

woke up and saw this, very cool

Marka 301

at this point i think it's safe to say jesus needs us

el

amonugs

David Sahagun

Literally you That’s what you pay for lol ,that’s your 5 dollars bitch

Rat boy miki

Let me be clear.

Lasse

i woke up at 4am and saw this.. life is complete

cynthia rivera

Max and chad. please send me money for a video :)

Josh Orlian

You guys are awesome thanks so much! c; wanna have a drink?

Blaine Helm

Do you think God lives in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created here on Earth?

AnotherGuyOnPatreon (Jesse)

sexy gomber

SnapShock

who said im a boy

lo lizzle

when is chad getting back on tinder?? that’s the million dollar question

Alyssa DePalma

desert video sounds fun asf, someone please read my message i sent yall or i will send crackheads to rob the new studio

pittpengie

Desert video yeh? Maybe a wildlife documentary sequel??

Kari Kalliojärvi

nice cock

Nathan Bugden

THIS SLAPS

Nella

This is so scuffed. I love it.

Bred

Thanks, I hate it.

sodiepoppepsi

Oh my god I haven't laughed this much in ages 💀🤣

Smallfry613

ahhhhhh wahoooo

Ryan kovach

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Andy Don Dixon

I'm really looking forward to that desert video. Curious what the premise is, but an outdoor vid sounds amazing.

Sage

Anyone elses videos not playing on patreon? If so how do i fix it?

David Fereday

Just the stuff I paid for thanks famalamas. Hope you get new livers with a little bit more patreons.

FFSKELA

Sure it's not just normal chad in a Mario costume?

KobaltKrush

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aiden Batterham

Almost as peak as Chad's beard😍

Chads Son

WHO WANTS TO SEE MARIO FACKING A GOOMBA

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

This reminds me of old Youtube. That's just really sad honestly that stuff like this cannot be posted anymore

Salty

Not my proudest fap

Isaiah Hernandez

Thank you live the content if possible I'd love a Patreon cut before the video release. Just my input, still gunna pay though.

Jac

Everyone that paid for extra content wants to watch extra content

Sticky Sanchez

This a banger

Blue Gherkins

Literally just got done watching the vid, great job boys

Sticky Sanchez

masterpiece

Loomint

Who wants to watch this shit

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

Jesus

Georgiekobolt

This should have been leaked to Twitter instead of Ludwig’s nuts

Stressd

goomba get more cock than peach

Isaiel

3/10 no graphic cock shown

Rat boy miki

Absolute masterpiece

Tacos That Party

I just came, pissed, and shitted

Fluffiercolt

Mamma Me á forgive me for what I’m about to do 🙏

Camerin

Finally

SammySacrifice

This make me cry

Alejandro

this goes hard

Kaylo

I’ve been waiting

Chris Peters

finally

Zach

Finally, Italian plumber cock

Gus Donnelly

Mario Sex Bottom Text

Lachlan Sauverain

:o

Mors


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