BUYING EVERYTHING ADVERTISED EXTENDED!

i always land on my vimeo feed and dont get a video

Boohoo poor u

Klaus Falls

This sucks. There's no capture of the laptop screen, and it's all from 1 angle Literally things happen out of frame and the editing doesn't change to the 2nd camera.

Sage

Ayy where the vid gone

Az

Idk about boob add but it cost me exactly 6017.50$ Canadian to get boob reduced

Ashtyn

Fuck Patreon just upload them to only fans

Cody Belanger

add what they're fucking watching cunt

Whatshisname

no it's not

Laine Walker

you're just retarded, use the browser

Az

Video broken

when can we see max's cock

Retarded?

Az

Broken?

no just watch on pc and not mobile

Ayo the vid broke

vid broke?

Why not just cut the video into parts?

Actually would drop my panties just to hang out with them for 10 minutes

Vid broke

Man existence fell off 😔🔫

Virtual Boi

3:25 cost more to get tiddies removed than added rip

IvanMilatt

3/4 of the Vimeo content can be found easily if you know where to look. They are just too fucking lazy to move to something else (and I mean they should, the patreon has never made this much money even though it hasn't been uncut for 1+ year...

Wolfysh

calm down bro

Man cashews fell off.

T-Smokes

Man you guys fell off

The real Yung Cashew

that was wish episode

Lance Albertson

Where were the sex toys lol

???

anyone elses vimeo just keep randomly buffering? i keep having to refresh the page. I wanna see my bois!

holy shit use the patreon website maybe? not the app

vicious

holy shit use the patreon website maybe? not hard

vicious

We will be back out soon boys, Daddy Dan won’t hold us much longer. Just wish more people would get vaxxed

Tamikillion .

we just need to be fuckin patient, the guy has to edit a hell ton of footage.

Delete the patreon Chad, don't be a pussy.

Phil Gillis

What happened to the video?

The video says it doesn’t exist, anyone else?

John Doe

GIVE ME HEAD, OH LORD. Answer my name in the sweetest of sounds oh Lord...I STAY on my hands and knees for you oh Lord.....Oh Lord....Give these two young gentlemen forgiveness oh Lord....Let them be gay!

yeetios

In God's name, WHY aren't these boys PRAYING. Christ DAMNED save their souls oh Lord. Give them forgiveness oh Lord....Praise thee

yeetios

chad my guy wheres the video where you buy shit from wish my guy

Yo we can all agree this vid is D-roll. As in "D-id you edit this with your Dick?"

Fuck off chad the patreon literally makes more than the salary of the president of the United States. Deleting it will be deleting money,

If you copy the link you can watch it in your browser 👍

Charlotte Wotton

If you copy the link you can watch it in your browser 👍

Charlotte Wotton

If you copy the link you can watch it in your browser 👍

Charlotte Wotton

sexoooooo

Damn this guys angry^

The transparency is appreciated, cheers boys 🍺

ItsJayMar 805

you just want to watch him fuck a sex doll. wierdo

When’s the new Wish video coming out

This the new editor’s work? Fuckin piece of trash.

use a computer :)

This doesn’t fuckinh work you pieces of absolute shit

sign up for floatplane ez win

pls give me content im hornyy

TRM0

Doesnt exist for me either can someone fix this

Sean Deegan

This video does not exist for me 😭

broooooo where the new wish video is?

Not all the products that you bought were even in this video lmao, feelsverybad

high lander

why was chads hand blurred when he closed the computer?

Why not make ur own website similar to Patreon but dedicated to cold ones? Would that fix the bandwidth problem? I’d pay 10dollars for website fees

Congrats Chad on the weight loss man

Drew Byron

Pleaaassee dont removr patreon id give more money if i had it!! And how tf do you download the videos i want to heeellllpppp

Ella

Come to Oxnard California I’ll show you how an American drinks

Sorry this video does not exist

But I don’t have computer ;-;

the vid is up just use a computer dweebs

Give me Chads sex toys

Alex Garcia

vid still not up :(

Just made an acc and subscribed to watch this and the video’s gone lol

Video is missing :(

the videos not working :((

Santy

finally, content

emily

Use Floatplane. Ditch Vimeo

Eric Wheelhouse

yeah kinda messed up how paying customers are reasonably irritated that they're not getting what they paid for. bad vibess!!!

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

man these comments dont pass the vibe check

Switch to floatplane if Vimeo is really doing this

WHY DID CHAD NOT FUCK ANYTHING

Cripple

Yall need to axe vimeo already

Paige

Man, it's dogshit easy to download vimeo videos anyway, if someone really wanted to release your patreon content somewhere, they would've done it by now. Just find another service honestly.

Lyn

Worked for me, thanks for the save

fuck vimeo

vicious

yes it does cunt

vicious

If it says "video doesn't exist" go to patreon thru the website and not the app and it should work fine

Oh man, this shit busted

shut up m8

ye it dose m8 im watchin right now open your eyes m8 daft c*nt

Imagine being Vimeo and thinking "yeah these guys driving traffic to our site, they're the problem, lets charge them more >:)" I think its safe to say the only good reason to use Vimeo is to watch these patreon videos...

Ben Hofwolt

Video doesn’t exist you fucks!

if you can only watch it on your phone, login to patreon through your safari app and the video should be available that way.

Jakob Verde

login thru the web browser app on your phone

Jakob Verde

Bro just make a plex server which only patrons have access to

where is Bruno and Boner?

That's a great idea actually.

Alexander Wittich

Sorry. This video doesn't exist

you fell off

maybe try doing youtube membership to upload the videos? Or would that be worse?

Marchu

damn so vimeo is proper fucking you in the ass huh? No other options? That sucks balls. But that being said, I'd be happy for a shitter qual patreon edit so we can get longer vods (the like three hour long supermega vod is my fav still haha), but I totes understand that its not an easy situation. Love the content either way boys.

Layla Saturn

dont make me say cold ones fell off ever again

holy shit nearly 19k patrons. a month ago it was around 10k

vicious

Since Vimeo is charging you guys so much money, did you try to move to cloud solutions like Google Cloud/AWS? I mean, it would probably be cheaper, but someone needs to know a bit about Cloud.

Chad knows many songs,, but not the lyrics

Feebeean

Bru give me back my 7$ I can be drinking some cheap whine rn 🙄🥱😤

Use browser not the app, I watched it yesterday and he doesn't have sex with anything

when do they have passionate sex?

Azalah

*video does not exist* "The fuk?"

Quickeningheroes

Why no work?

I just wanna see Chad having i n t e r c o u r s e with random objects

Hentai Senpai

pumped for the dangerous wish shit ... better be lit

This shit brokey, yea this shit brokey

Tommy H

put the screen of the laptop up bruh

Andrew Simmonds

You are sexy as hell girl hmu frfr

ChrisLaFlame

I love how when Chad sings anything he just butchers the lyrics

Day 2 of checking to see if the post finalized. Checking once every hour just to be disappointed again and again. My hopes are still high because I know I will get to see chad have sex with many silicone sex toys.

Moment

Jesus Gonzalez

When you pay $5 to watch extended videos but patreon says the video doesn’t exist

Jesus Gonzalez

Finally.....an editor

Jken

y'all salty about the wish video while im just tryna date Chad, HIT ME UP BOY <3 The hair, the drip, the bod, like wife me up already goddamn

where is wish video

maaaaaaan they're trying cut em some slack. refresh the page, i got it to work. fuck vimeo and the entirety of technology. uh balls fell off meme reference

Albert Flushington

Why you no work

Its doesn’t work

Why no work?

KobusKob

pog

saladman

Tf max says video does not exist?

720p is fine with me! dont dlete plox chad :(

OneIcyDuck

My Missus has an up and coming boob job and shes only paying 11k for it. her mum who got a boob job like 10 years ago was about 60k

The videos fucked not working

Aye man, no one freak out, y’all stressin for no reason give the drunk bastards a second to figure the problem out ya know what I’m sayinnnnn

Ayo a fellow Dom

Dominic Hamilton

Love you guys 🖤 will always support 💋. You’ve both brought laughs and happiness in some of my darkest times, I appreciate the time effort and money that goes into Cold Ones. Hopefully covid lockdown will open up soon in AU. Xoxo

Having trouble with vimeo's bullshit bandwidth charges.... SquareSpace it.

Video still not working...😥

it says it doesn’t exist :(

Payton Doster

For those with trouble viewing the video, use the browser not the app

Filthy Fiend

video does not exist, i feel scammed

I am stupid with my money and partially funded this

Plyante

use desktop site

won’t let us watch it:/

omg that between max downing 4 1/2 gallons of loose leaf english breakfast, and them actively trying to break each others neck with the iron neck was the funniest fucking shit. Worth the wait! See you on the next one in a month fuck vimeo

Santa

who up playing wif theyr worm

Ruby Soho

8:12

Kate

I just wanted to see chads ass cheeks :/

Jeff :)

Petr Čech

sorry for being salty, sorry you guys had trouble getting vimeo to work. Great cut as always

Very nice

I’m just happy that with all the crazy shit goin down in Aus you guys are still doing some content. All these retards complaining is hilarious to me. Just keep doin ur thing and try not to get arrested lmao

Thanks for the Twitter plug, boys!

caberwikijack

why is $5 so expensive to yall lmfao get a job

damn SNAIDZ virus still trying too get you guys

King Banana

It’s all good boys take your time

Tonyoli

Me waiting for Chads Apple Watch 🤣

Video does not exist

"This video does not exist" lol sick 😂

Bam jumping off da crane in CKY2K is a core memory for me also FUCK jayrock777

I'd pay more if that means we get faster long videos :) I'm sure a ton of us would.

All of the older patreon posts are fucky as well, would be nice if we could rewatch them while waiting for new vids?

they did in the beginning but youtube applies their algorithm's on unlisted and private videos so they get taken down

to chad: this is too long - chad. comment: sorry about vimeo, i would be happy with a weekly podcast for the patreons. to max: Maybe you could talk about your pokemon cards

mitched

So talented he couldn't even put the fucking screen recording in the video

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

fuck vimeo

U guys still quarantined what up wit dat

Nick Fortunato

Build a Plex server and give Patreons access to it ??? Might be cheaper idk

Casting this video to my tv was like a 15 min endeavor...

I can't watch it or download so I can watch offline :'(

Susan wokjijickkiy took everything from me

If the video ain't workin 4 u in the Patreon App try switching to Browser, worked 4 me :)

im honestly okay with not as much content, as long as the videos are good with funny concepts and have good content

“This video doesn’t exist” moment

Jesus Gonzalez

LMAO

Y'all are gonna hit six figures

Andrew W.

It doesn't work through the patron app, but it works in browser for me.

Susan wojinkiskiiik stole my kief collector

J M

🖤

We are aware that the video is not playing for some people, just refresh the page a couple times and it should work :) REGARLESS we pay retarded amounts of money to host videos on vimeo and we should NOT be having these issues. I have sent a VERY abusive email to someone at vimeo, I expect them to look into this.

Cold Ones

One Vimeo video doesn't work and suddenly cold ones "fell off" lmao. You guys need to chill a little bit, if they can fix it I'm sure they will.

Spice

Bro it says video do not exist big sad

Sebastian

Videos not working man, subscribed to see chad fuck and your blue ballin me here

works for me

Video doesnt exist 😩😩😩😩fix pls

Can anyone else watch the video? It is saying it doesn't exist for me... 😔

Finally, patreon video

Gian

Dunno if this is an unpopular opinion but unless it's something like the latest vid where a lot of it can't make it on YouTube, I'd rather more Patreon-exclusive content than just longform unedited vids. I never find the time to watch 3 hours of apes deciding who to throw Cameo money at, even if I would really love to.

something about a leg = funny

Ollie

I know what I signed up for, I eat one less dinner per week for this

Wait i got it, blurring adresses is nightmare

Salty

I luv u?

Oedipism

MADCOZBAD

Man Coldones fell off, but unironically. Waited 2 weeks for this and you didnt even show the screen recording.

p7m

Where tf is the screen recording

Salty

Video doesn't work in the patreon app but will play from mobile browser or desktop.

Ethan Keen

Epic, the video doesn’t exist apparently

slik hades

Yeah I wish they'd just chuck up a picture-in-picture or something. Without it, the first like 30 mins is kinda frustrating.

Meh, I'd rather want videos in less quantity so you don't run out of ideas

Salty

Didn't even include the screen recording bruh

Mmmm this cum tastes like cum. With a hint of cum

can't you private videos on youtube and just link it to patreon. thats what the aunty donna boys do

Dom

my name jeff

My Name Jeff

Ayyyee good job, love you guys

the people sayin “stop complainin its only 5 bucks” clearly dont realise how fortunate they are and dont think about others. some people are stuck workin shitty jobs and have bills to pay! im thankful that i dont have to worry over $5 but not everyone is living the same life/ has it as easy, so to tell them to not complain after not recieving what theyre paying for, no matter the product, is so single minded. rant over lol

Jay

https://youtu.be/oOOOfZWXPu4?t=0

Patrick

imagine the number of points these guys get on their credit cards

Felix

Wait so no more “hey prezoh, Edit in ...”???

Halal Is This Halal?

What happened

Halal Is This Halal?

next vid: WE BOUGHT THE CHEAPEST CHILD LABORERS AND TESTED THEIR LIMITS!!!

Mathias Birket

video comes up on the website

CHEERS, thanks for the update! Stay safe, don't let covid get you down.

Alexander Wittich

shieeet I'll download some mp4s

Virtual Boi

that's good news, all other mean comments i left regarding patreon can now be cancelled ily

Tomdom05

Yeah when I pay for shit I actually want something for it.

I shitted farded

love when vimeo just fucking dies

I just like it how everyone complains about 5$ like it’s a big deal, grow the fuck up. If you can’t afford 5$ a month then quit your Macdonald’s job and actually get a life lmfao

Twitch tv UnkownToxicity8080

damn, Vimeo fell off

Hazz

facts

Az

same bro

Az

Bruh

Jordan Myers

Nobody else catch the fact chad bought the series 6 apple watch in the video and they waited so long to post this here that the series 7 is out now

Wrong wish video?

Bro children in the comments getting pissy clearly you’ve never experienced the pure unpredictability of cold ones 🦾👽

Vimeo can suck my 2 inch

phatcunt

My dick fell off

It doesn’t exist, just like my father

Deez big nuts

You guys fell off

just joined patreon and lmao to all the plebs complaining

rowan

Cold ones patreon kinda fell off. I come here to see chads dick but don’t get but maybe a frame or 2 a month.

SoriMasn

Also anyone thats mad at me, just know you fucks spent 5 bucks trying to watch chad fuck a sex doll and use a penis enlarger.

Seb Resendiz

sald bepsi

Thank you ❤️❤️ Love you guys xx

Charlotte Wotton

WAH WAHHH WAHHHHH I cant afford 5 dollars to give to content creators who blow hundreds of thousands of dollars to entertain me WAHHH WAHHHH. shut up pussies

Seb Resendiz

Please don't, I only watch the patreon cuts.

Alexander Wittich

Cheers, thank you for finally uploading this and making it extra long. You'd guys make it easier on yourselves if you would just communicate it better with us if something unfortunate happened that interferes with uploading content on here. To us, it feels like you just don't care, if we hear nothing for a month.

Alexander Wittich

FINALLY SCOTT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Adam Stele

you can share the link

just fucking use youtube unlisted videos bruh no one cares that we still have access to that if we run out of money, cocksuckers. also stop enjoying money.

Tomdom05

maybe just start doing just bts stuff and then leave the normal content on yt

Jackson Beers

this episode mediocre

James Cannone

Open in browser till its done on the app

James Rand-Loxton

Fuck everyone here complaining about paying, it's been up for an hour, give them a chance to fix it, and unsubscribe if you're not happy

Dilloid

can i has chesburger :3

potatofarm71

ps cold ones fell on

Tomdom05

im ngl where is the screen recording of the shopping portion??

Tomdom05

Open in browser

James Rand-Loxton

Where's the vid it says no video exists

Joshua

Finally... Browser Video 🧑‍🔬

James Rand-Loxton

Like dis comment if ur Patreon money is wasted

It says there’s no video!!! 😭

Ella

Are some of the older vids gone?

Where is chad fuckn

dont delete patreon chad youre so sexy :(((

potatofarm71

where is chad fucking a fleshlight

lets go babey

potatofarm71

Cum

i dunno either they just said in the first 2 min why things are like they are and ppl are still upset

TheRealExE

Bout time boyz

Why everyone mad lol

Grandma knarf

If you copy the link you can watch it through your browser and it plays all good that's what I'm doing :)

Charlotte Wotton

If you copy the link you can watch it through your browser and it plays all good that's what I'm doing :)

Charlotte Wotton

its 5 dollars chill tf out ur not giving them your life savings

Yep - I’m watching through my browser now and it works fine 🤙🏽

i like how negativ some ppl here are cause of 4,50€ fking Pepegas

TheRealExE

If you get this video back up Chad you neanderthal I’ll eat your pubes in a cheese sanga!

Joel

I’ve been lied to

Rose Houndd

where da bideo

Why do we even give money 💰 😔😔😔

Trolled

Lunar Trashman

Plastic surgery has def gotten less expensive u can get a bbl for like $4k LMAO

I wanna see it

Chad you cunt why

I am sad 😞

I also seem to remember them saying that they want floatplane to be more than just tech people and want it to span the entire spectrum of content, I think it'd be really good for both parties involved tbh.

Shut up

make an only fans

there are gun channels on Floatplane made by the LinusTechTips dudes as an example. might be worth reaching out to Luke of Floatplane if you need a Patreon/Vimeo alternative.

Jack Harbin

This videos is too powerful

wrong video?

brandon

Finally, lazy.

Chads drunk, nice cock

Why the fuck Is it gonr

Finally chad cock

Nick Fortunato

FiNALy sex toys

If you paste the link into your browser it works just not in the patreon app :)

Charlotte Wotton

Nah Chad your just getting richer. A tit job never cost 50k

Joshua Reed

chads teasing us ;3

Sakura

No Vid, mega sad

Broken Link Bottom Text

Theresa Kulpa

No vid why do I even gib money

I wanna see chad fuck them tits brah

deetz nutz. deez?

ChopperFan437

Cant watch chad fuck a dildo cos there's no vid

Rip vid

Amos Mayhugh

Chad doesn't know how to work a PC 🤣

Tanks slog

Vid doesn't work boys

Alexander Wittich

Finally, non existent video 🤩

Nice

😩😩😩😩

Ducking click bait wankers, subscribe to mr.beast for real content

I'm only at a semi rn, need to see chad

Moon.jpg

It works for me, on safari

Chad just uploaded the Patreon post and not vid lmao

John Robinson

excuse me

it doesn't exist

i feel blueballed

Sakura

My balls itch

Where’s the newest video?

where video

I can’t watch the vid is it just me

It doesn’t exist

💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️

Abby

bruh chain 😐

Rude

wtf 😡😡😡

Abby

Video does not exist :(

Not working :( love u guys!!

Y’all rockin with video doesn’t exist

getting a feature length movie hell yeah

Anthony

“Sorry, this video does not exist” :/

Leila Davies

Finally... Shrek

Colin W

Link don’t work haha

Scott can do me if he wants uwu

Kenjoda

Finally

Nick Fortunato

Video not warking ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Kevin Drumm

bro where is it :,(

Joseph Kashich

ok scot

Abby

Wait it’s not working for me, it says the video doesn’t exist

Seth Englert

Video does not exist ☹️

Scott fell off, jk thanks Scott!

nickzzz tan

Video doesn’t exist 🥲

Video isn’t working my erection has died

Rhys The Beast

<3

Sakura

FINALLY! VIDEO

Scogg it says vid does not exost

Carleton Henderson

Skogg

Yay FINALLY!!!!

Chloe

scog

Much love from South Africa 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

Fuck

HookSniffer

Oh wait

HookSniffer

Max looks mighty breedable

Scotty

Grandma knarf

scobb

CT

Thanku <3

Amazing, show stopping, breathtaking

Rose Houndd

FINALLY

fINALly

Mazie Rawson

Ohhh my god finally ! Thank you Scott !

HookSniffer

Scoby

Deez nuts

Scock

PeptoBismol®

Nice

Finally..

ali_yayaya

Hell yeah

Lynniee

scott forgor 💀

Denners

Poggers

Scott?

Scog

Aye yo?

wow Max looking mighty breedable

scogg

Kings! Made my day

Rhys The Beast

Damn so soon??

Jesus Gonzalez