Have You Ever Heard of Python Pills? (Short Story)

Have You Ever Heard of Python Pills?

Written By: SteeleBlazer

            Have you ever heard of Python Pills?

            I’ve never heard of them before, but now that I have… Let me tell you they are a real pain in the ass…

            Well, a real pain in my ass to be more accurate, and while I’ve never heard of them, my girlfriend sure did, and I really, really wish she never had heard of them.

            Why, you may ask?

            It’s mainly because of one big reason. The big reason is that Python Pills are a type of enhancement pill that make men’s muscles grow larger and harder. And the muscle that it works the best on is the love muscle.

            You know the dick!

            And you might be saying to yourself right now, well what’s so wrong with having larger and harder muscles, and what’s so wrong with having a bigger, harder cock?

            Well, it wouldn’t be so bad if she bought those pills for me. Only she didn’t. She bought them for herself and in case you haven’t guessed it by now… She’s the one with the larger and harder muscles. Muscles larger and harder than my own… Especially that love muscle of hers.

            Yeah, it’s exactly what you think!

            My girlfriend now has a great big huge hard cock! You could say she’s now packing a python between her legs…

            That’s right, Python Pills gave my girlfriend a bigger cock than my own. A bigger and harder cock to be completely accurate and truthful.  But, again it’s not just her love muscle that’s bigger and larger and harder than mine, but all her muscles. She’s now a hot hung hardbody with big bulging muscles and big bouncy balls, and of course a huge, hard cock.

            To say she isn’t my ideal woman would be an understatement, mainly because there is no way I can overstate just how big she is now. Big in ways a woman shouldn’t be and can’t be… If not for those damn Python Pills. I mean, is she still even a woman with that cock and balls of hers?

            And I don’t want to hear any cock and bull about me being homophobic, or anti-trans, or anything like that. I just don’t think it’s right, or even fair, that my girlfriend now is has a bigger dick than me. In fact she is bigger than me in every way that I measure myself as a man. She’s got bigger, stronger, harder muscles, bigger balls and of course she’s got that pumped up lady python of hers all thanks to Python Pills. It ain’t right for a woman to such a big, hard dick, and I don’t care what anybody out there says or thinks, it just ain’t fair that my girlfriend has a bigger, thicker, and harder dick than me.

            To be clear I don’t hate her.

            I hate Python Pills!

            I hate that she ever discovered and took those Python Pills!

            And I hate that Python Pills worked so damn well on her and that while they worked on me, they really worked wonders on her… And that’s got me wondering just what’s so wonderful about Python Pills, or just why they worked so well for her and not me.

            Am I just not man enough for Python Pills, or is she just more of a man than I’ll ever be?!

            But, she still considers herself my girlfriend, and I’m still her boyfriend. But just what kind of girlfriend has a bigger dick than her boyfriend? And what kind of girlfriend fucks her boyfriend in the ass?

            Ever since we’ve used Python Pills I just feel like half the man I used to be… Even though I’m bigger than ever, but that’s just because my girlfriend is so much more woman than what she used to be!

            Now, you’d think Python Pills would work better on men, than what they do on women, but while I’m bigger and harder than ever… My manhood looks like a little limp worm next to her pumped up python.

            I really feel like Python Pills fucked me… Mainly cos I feel that python sized cock of my girlfriend deep in my ass as she fucks me over and over again!

            I don’t hate her, I just hate that those Python Pills worked so well on her!

            Yes, I still love her. And yes I do enjoy making out with her.

            But, I don’t really love blow jobs like how I used to. Mainly because, I’m the one doing the blowing. And that really sucks. I mean really, really sucks… Both literally and figuratively. And as much as I ever loved BJs my girlfriend loves them even more than what I ever did.

            And so while I’m having more sex and blow jobs than ever, it all really, really kind of sucks. Or maybe that’s just me and my take on this all…

            But, I tell you, I really, really wish that both my girlfriend and I have never, ever heard of Python Pills…