Too Busy Bragging (Superman Short Story)

Too Busy Bragging

Written SteeleBlazer

Superman had just flown into his and Lois’s apartment, feeling invincible from saving the day once again. He landed with a thud and immediately began bragging about how he defeated some villains and saved the city. But Lois Lane wasn't impressed. She sighed and said, "Big deal, Clark. You shouldn't be so cocky. Not when I'm stronger than you now."

Superman looked at her in disbelief. "What do you mean, Lois?" he asked.

Lois just sighed. She wasn’t just feeling a bit annoyed with Superman, she was also feeling particularly strong today, and she decided it was time to show him something that he wouldn’t forget. She flexed her muscles, big, bulging, bulky, beefy muscles that Superman quite frankly hadn’t noticed until now. As she flexed her shirt began to strain at the seams. Superman watched in awe as the buttons on her blouse burst off, pinging against his chest. He was completely gobsmacked, unable to believe the sheer size and power of her muscles.

"Wow, Lois," he stammered. "When did you get so big?"

"I'd tell you," Lois said, a sly grin on her face, "if you weren't too busy bragging."

Superman tried to explain himself, but before he could get another word out, Lois grabbed him by his wrist, her powerful muscles flexing and bulging with the effort. She twisted his arm behind his back, cranking it in with a strange savage strength that made him squirm and flail.

He was powerless to stop her, his wrist held firmly in her iron grip. Which was seemingly impossible, because he was Superman after all, and only a mere minutes ago he had just lifted a 2-ton steel girder with that hand and used it as if it were just a baseball bat. But now it was completely useless against Lois's strength. He couldn't help but feel weak and emasculated in the face of her incredible power. Which just confused him, because he was supposed to be the one with the incredible and indomitable power, and yet it was Lois who was now dominating him.

"H-how’d you get so strong?!" he managed to gasp out.

Lois laughed, a deep, throaty sound that sent shivers down Superman's spine. "You don't listen, you don't notice," she said, her voice low and husky. "You're always too busy bragging and saving the day to notice me. Flying about here and there, and coming back to boast and brag about it."

Superman felt a wave of guilt wash over him, but that still paled next to the tidal wave of pain that Lois was sending up and down his arm. How could he not have noticed those changes in her, she had massive muscles now, muscles that were far bigger than his own, muscles that despite their great girth still were way too impossibly strong for their size. He had just been so focused on his own heroics that he hadn't paid attention to the incredible woman that was at this very moment standing over him. And now, somehow she was stronger than he was, and she was angry at him. Which really made things worse for him. He tried to placate her, but her anger was just too simmering, and he tried to free himself from her grasp, but her muscles were too stout and were bulging and throbbing with power as she twisted his arm behind his back.

"But I notice you now," Superman said, trying to keep the desperation out of his voice.

Lois laughed again, her muscles bulging even larger as she applied more pressure to his arm. "I bet you do," she said, her voice low and sultry. "But it's too late for that now."

“No, it’s not,” Superman whimpered as Lois gave his arm another twist so violent and painful that his bones grinded and crackled.

“Yes, it is… But, I’m going to make sure you remember this moment, that way you might think before you speak and start bragging about how great and mighty you are.” Lois said admonishing the Man of Steel.

She punctuated her last remarks with a twist of her wrist, and she twisted Superman’s arm so hard that she wrenched his shoulder out of its socket and actually snapped and broke his wrist. He squealed and shrieked in pain. A pain he wasn’t about to forget for a long, long time.

Lois chuckled and released him from her hold. Superman stumbled forward before he regained his balance. Still huddled over in pain, he fought back the tears that were welling in his eyes, and in a rage that was unbecoming of him he gritted his teeth and made a fist with his good hand. He was hurt, humiliated, and humbled and he lashed out without thinking. He punched Lois square right in the stomach. A blow that could have been fatal, but in a strange twist of fate, much like how it was strange that Lois was able to twist and break his wrist, his punch did no harm to her.

But, it did great harm to him, as his fist collided with her rock-hard abdominals, his hand bounced off harmlessly, but his wrist snapped from the violence of the impact. He squealed out in pain again, and once more Lois laughed.

Now he had two broken wrists, and it served him right, as he could have hurt somebody in his fit of anger. Lucky or unlucky for him, he only hurt himself. And believe it or not as a few droplets of tears streamed down his face, he was thankful for this lucky break. His wrist was broken, but Lois was alive, and she had a haughty smile on her lips as she looked down on him with almost a type of pity.

"Now, why don't we settle down?" Lois said.

Superman was upset and said, "B-but you h-hurt me."

Lois replied, "You're the Man of Steel. I thought you'd be tougher. I guess next to me you’re just the Man of Tin Foil. Now you better behave before I crumple you all up like you really are just tin foil.”

“B-but, it r-r-really hurts,” whined Superman!

“Oh, come off it you Super-baby. We both know in five minutes you'll be fine. Now, why don't we hug it out?!"

Superman’s eyes went wide as Lois pulled him in close to her as she gave him a hug he’d never forget, her arms enveloping him in a tight, crushing embrace. He groaned, but couldn't resist her muscular might. She could feel his soft, frail body pressed against her rock-hard muscles, the contrast between them making her feel powerful and dominant. She kissed him, and her tongue wrestled and bullied his tongue. Superman was surprised that somehow even her tongue dominated his, and yet he was also surprised by how aroused he was, painful as all this was he couldn't deny the sensual embrace of his girlfriend. She could feel his body trembling with anticipation as she leaned in and whispered in his ear, her hot breath tickling his skin.

"We're going to have so much fun, Superman," she said, her voice low and seductive. "I promise to try not to break your hip during snu snu."

Superman gulped, feeling both excited and scared by her words. He was a man of steel, but in the face of Lois's incredible strength, he felt frail and vulnerable. And yet, despite that feeling of soft vulnerability, he was feeling a growing hardness in a certain part of his body.

Lois could feel his arousal pressing against her as she continued to crush him in her embrace. She reveled in the sensation of his body yielding to hers, the power of her muscles overwhelming him completely. She couldn't help but tease him a little more, her voice dripping with playful malice.

"Are you scared, Superman?" she asked, a wicked grin on her face. "Don't worry, I won't hurt you too much. Unless you like that sort of thing."

She tightened her grip on him, her muscles bulging with the effort. She could feel him struggling to breathe, but she didn't let up. Instead, she leaned in even closer, her lips brushing against his ear.

"You're so soft compared to me," she whispered. "But I like that about you. It makes me feel even stronger."

Superman moaned, the sound muffled by her crushing embrace as her muscular bosom engulfed the lower part of his face. He was both aroused and terrified, his body responding to her in ways that he couldn't fully explain. And while he couldn’t explain his feelings, I guess you could say he was scared stiff!

As Lois continued to hold him, and squeeze him, and hug him, her muscles crushing him tightly, he felt that certain part of him getting harder and harder. He was without a doubt truly and fully scared stiff, but he couldn't deny the intense pleasure that was building inside him. And with Lois's strong, hard body pressing against him, he knew he was in for a night of sensual delights that he would never forget.

He also knew he was also in for a night wrought with pain and battered bones, and most definitely a broken hip.