Superman's Super Blunder

Superman’s Super Blunder

Written By SteeleBlazer

As Lois stood nervously in the Fortress of Solitude, she looked over at Superman, who was setting up the power transfer device.

"Are you sure about this?" she asked, her voice trembling with fear.

"I love you, Lois," Superman said, his eyes burning with determination. "If giving up some of my powers can keep you safe, then I'll pay that price gladly."

But despite his reassurances, Lois couldn't shake the feeling of fear that had settled in the pit of her stomach. She watched as Superman activated the device, and a bright light filled the room. Suddenly, she felt a surge of power coursing through her veins, and she gasped as her body began to change.

Muscles rippled and bulged beneath her skin, and she felt herself growing stronger and more powerful with each passing second. She looked down at her clothes, which were now stretched to the point of tearing, and with a mighty heave, she ripped them off her body, reveling in the feeling of raw, unbridled strength.

Meanwhile, Superman was shrinking and growing weaker by the second. His once-formidable physique was now reduced to little more than skin and bones, and his once-skin-tight super suit was now hanging loose and baggy on his shrinking frame. He looked up at Lois, his eyes filled with concern.

"Something's wrong," he said, his voice barely above a whisper. "I can't control the transfer of power." But, despite her newfound superpowers which included super-hearing, Lois didn’t hear Superman; she was too focused on the changes taking place within her own body to notice anything else.

As she continued to grow stronger and more powerful, Superman continued to shrink and weaken. He looked on in horror as the woman he loved became more and more like the hero he used to be, and he could only hope that she would be able to control the powers that he had so foolishly given her.

Lois, however, was too caught up in the feeling of power to listen to his warning. She flexed her muscles, reveling in the feeling of raw strength that flowed through her veins. She moaned as she felt her steely muscular physique with her hands as she rubbed them up and down across her entire body. Running them over her abs, her muscular chest, squeezing and feeling all her hard bulging muscles.

"It feels so good," she said, a wicked grin spreading across her face. "I love the feeling of power surging into me." Not realizing that the cost of all the wonderful power that was flowing into her was at a horrible price. The cost of the world’s most powerful hero losing every ounce of strength and power he ever possessed.

Lois, still in shock at the changes in her body, couldn’t contain her excitement zoomed over to Superman. She took him into her arms and gave him a long deep passionate kiss, as she squeezed him tightly, she heard a series of pops and crunches.

It was now that she realized what had happened to Superman, and she quickly broke off her kiss, and both she and Superman let out a collective gasp. Hers due to shock, and his due to her sucking all the air from his mortal lungs with her kiss. She quickly let go, and Superman fell back onto the floor with a squeak.

"Are you okay?" Lois asked, her voice filled with concern.

Superman nodded, trying to ignore the pain in his bones and regain his breath. "I'm fine," he said gasping for air and forcing a smile. "But what about you? How are you feeling?"

Lois looked down at her brawny, muscular arms and flexed them experimentally. "I feel... powerful," she admitted, a little hesitantly. "But it's also a little overwhelming."

She couldn’t help but looking down at Superman, she might have fantasized about having powers like Superman’s before, but not at this cost. Lois was horrified to see the man she loved shrunken down to a fraction of his former size.

"What can we do?" she asked, her voice filled with fear.

Superman, despite his weakened state, tried to reassure her.

"It's alright," he said, still forcing that pained smile. "We'll just wait for the device to power up again, and then we can reverse the polarity of the machine, and we’ll be able to reverse the transfer. It'll be like nothing ever happened."

Lois couldn't help but chuckle at his suggestion. "That's your superhero solution for everything, isn't it?" she teased.

Superman grinned. "Pretty much," he admitted.

Lois reached down to help him up, but as she lifted him, she accidentally squeezed too hard and crushed his hand.

"Oh, no! I'm so sorry!" she exclaimed, mortified.

Superman winced, but he tried to play it off. "It's okay," he said, gritting his teeth through the pain. "You just don't know your own strength yet."

Lois couldn't help but joke. "You mean your strength. These are your powers after all, I’m just borrowing them."

Just then, the transfer device began to buzz and crackle, and before either of them could react, it exploded, sending shards of metal flying in every direction. Lois, acting on instinct, quickly shielded Superman from the blast, saving him from any further harm.

The explosion blew away and incinerated the last remnants of her clothes leaving her completely naked. Her muscular body shimmering with a light sheen of sweat brought on by the powerful heat blast from the explosion. Superman couldn’t help but be in awe of her beauty and great superhero muscular physique, a physique that was even bigger and more muscular than what his had ever been.

Lois held Superman in her arms, and as he watched the smoke billowing off her shoulders she cut a heroic figure. She was a hero, and she had proved it by protecting the man she loved.

Looking into her beautiful eyes, Superman lovingly called her his hero. He leaned up and kissed her gently, his heart filled with love and admiration.

Lois gently lifted him up in her arms and kissed him softly, yet ever so passionately. She felt a surge of love and affection for the man in her arms, and she knew that she would do anything to keep him safe.

"Is there any chance we can rebuild the machine?" Lois asked, her voice filled with hope. "Can we reverse this somehow?"

Superman shook his head, a sad look on his face.

"The materials are rare, Lois," he said softly. "Really, really rare. And I don't have enough of them, and I might never be able to get more. We're stuck like this, I'm afraid."

Lois felt a tear run down her cheek, and she looked at Superman with a mix of fear and sadness. He reached up and wiped the tear away, his eyes shining with love and determination.

"It's okay, Lois," he said softly. "We'll figure this out. You need to be strong for both of us now. We'll get through this together, I promise."

He kissed her again, and Lois felt her fear and sadness fade away, replaced by a fierce determination to protect the man she loved. She knew that she had to be strong, for both of their sakes, and she vowed to do everything in her power to keep Superman safe.

As the dust settled, it became clear that the changes to their bodies were permanent, and there was no way to build a new transfer device. Lois looked down at Superman, her heart heavy with worry and regret. But as she met his eyes, she saw only love and determination. Together, they would find a way to deal with their new reality.

The next day, Lois found herself back in the Fortress of Solitude's gym, she was wearing one of Superman's many super suits. And as she walked past Superman, he couldn't help but notice that the suit was even tighter on her than it was on him, her massive muscles straining against the fabric, and he could see the outlines of veins and the striations of her muscles through the fabric.

"Why aren't you wearing your suit, Superman?" Lois asked, looking at him curiously. He was standing next to her, wearing a simple shirt and shorts that were loose and baggy.

"It just wouldn't feel right," Superman sighed. "But let's focus on you right now. We need to test your strength and see what you're capable of."

He gestured to a massive barbell lying on the floor and said, "Let's start small. For you, at least."

Lois walked over to the barbell, feeling a bit nervous. She had never lifted anything this heavy before, and she didn't want to hurt herself, but she trusted Superman. But as she began to lift it, she was shocked at how light it felt. She easily lifted it over her head and accidentally threw it into the ceiling, impaling it with a loud thud.

"Oops," Lois said sheepishly. "I didn't mean to do that."

"This is great," Superman said, smiling. "Let's keep going and see what else you can do."

Superman took Lois to a strange device in the center of the room. It looked like a gigantic piston, and Lois couldn't help but feel a sense of unease as she looked at it.

"This will really test your strength," Superman said, his eyes shining with excitement. "And it will also record your strength level. Are you ready?"

Lois nodded, her heart pounding with anticipation. She stood in the center of the device, and Superman wished her luck and told her to give it everything she had. With that, she grabbed the handles and began to lift.

At first, it was easy, and the weight increased exponentially with each lift. But slowly, it got more and more difficult. Lois gritted her teeth and pushed herself harder, her muscles straining with the effort.

Superman stood by, smiling and cheering her on. By now, it was getting really tough, and beads of sweat were forming on Lois' forehead. But she kept going, pushing herself to the limit.

Just when it seemed that she had reached her limit, Superman told her to dig deep and keep pushing. Her muscles bulged and swelled and her veins throbbed and pulsed, her whole body was trembling. Lois took a deep breath and with a mighty heave, Lois focused all of her strength and lifted the piston one last time, holding it above her head.

As she lifted it, the sleeves of her super suit ripped open, and her muscles burst out. The suit split down the middle, revealing her abs, and her thighs burst free as well. Her suit badly ripped, Lois stood panting, her breath coming in short gasps.

"Great job, Lois!" Superman shouted, his face filled with pride and admiration. "You've done it! You're so strong, you’re a real super powered Super Woman!"

Lois smiled, feeling a surge of pride and accomplishment. She had never felt so powerful,

Lois let go of the handles and rushed over to Superman, picking him up and kissing him. She twirled around, laughing with joy, still holding him in her brawny arms.

"How did I do?" she asked, her eyes shining with excitement.

"You just bested my max lift by over 20-fold," Superman said, his voice filled with admiration.

"Wait, that means I'm twenty times stronger than you ever were," Lois said, her eyes wide with shock and awe.

"Yes, you are," Superman said, rather sheepishly.

"This is so cool," Lois said, her face lighting up with excitement. "I'm more super than Superman!"

But then she realized the implications of her newfound strength, and she felt a pang of guilt and concern. "I mean..." she said quickly. "But, I mean, I'm more super than you used to be, and I... I... I..."

She looked at Superman, and she saw the sad, wistful look in his eyes. "I'm so sorry," she said, her voice filled with regret.

But Superman shook his head, reassuring her that it was okay. "You're going to be a great hero, Lois," he said, his voice filled with pride and admiration. "Both the world and I, are in great hands, your strong capable super powered hands. And I'm actually happy for you. I'm happy to share your life any way I can."

With that, they kissed again, their love and determination stronger than ever. Lois was careful to be gentle with him, but even so, she was so strong and he was so weak, that she couldn’t help but squeeze him a little too tightly. Still Superman didn’t mind, despite his pain and weakness he felt safe in her arms, and she kissed him once again so long and deep that he was once again left breathless by Lois and her incredible powers.

This was something that in the ensuing months would be quite common for Lois to leave Superman breathless for one reason or another.

Six months had passed since the fateful power transfer in the fortress of Solitude, and Lois Lane was now the mightiest hero the world had ever known. She had adapted to her newfound powers with ease, using them to defend the innocent and vanquish evil wherever it threatened.

But on this day, she faced her greatest challenge yet. A swarm of killer robots, built by a madman bent on world domination, had descended upon Metropolis. They were relentless and unstoppable, wreaking havoc and destruction wherever they went.

But Lois was not one to back down from a challenge. She soared into the sky, her powerful muscles rippling as she flew at supersonic speeds. She smashed into the robots, tearing them apart with her bare hands. She flew through their ranks, tossing them into the air and punching them with all her might.

The robots tried to fight back, but they were no match for her. She used her heat vision to melt their armor and disable their weapons. She kicked and punched, smashing them to pieces with ease.

But even as she fought, more and more robots appeared. It seemed as though they were endless, and Lois began to feel the strain of the battle.

Just when she thought she could fight no more, she heard Superman in her ear via their communication earpiece and his words of encouraged helped steel her resolve and gave her the determination she needed to power through and destroy the last of the killer robot horde. She breathed a sigh of relief having finally vanquished the robotic menace and that is when she saw the debris of the destroyed robots begin to collect and merge together. In a few moments, they had formed a single, massive robot, towering over the tallest skyscraper in Metropolis.

Lois's heart pounded in her chest as she faced this new, terrifying foe. She felt a moment of fear, but then she once again heard a calm and reassuring voice in her earbud.

"Lois, you've got this," said Superman. "I know you can do it. You're the strongest and bravest hero I know."

With renewed determination, Lois charged at the giant robot. She dodged its massive arms and fists, moving with lightning speed and agility. She punched and kicked, using all her strength to bring it down.

The robot swung its arms, trying to catch her, but she was too fast. She flew around it, dodging its attacks and delivering powerful blows of her own.

Finally, with a mighty roar, Lois delivered the final blow. The robot crashed to the ground, defeated, and the city was safe once again.

Breathless and triumphant, Lois stood victorious over the wreckage of her enemies. She had saved the day, and she knew that with Superman by her side, or whispering in her ear guiding her and giving her encouragement, that there was no challenge they couldn't overcome.

As Lois stood victorious over the defeated robot, she felt a moment of triumph. But then, to her surprise, the robot began to stir. It lifted its massive head, its eyes glowing with a sinister red glare.

"Lois, there must be a control chip in there somewhere," said Superman in her earbud. "Use your supervision to find it and disable it. Hurry, before it attacks again."

Lois nodded and quickly focused her supervision, scanning the robot's body for the control chip. She quickly located it in the robot's belly, and without hesitation, she flew towards it.

She unleashed a battering barrage of blows upon the robot's steely belly, her powerful muscles rippling with each strike. She bashed a hole in the robot's armor, and then flew inside.

Once inside, Lois located the control chip and  Superman told her to, “Reverse the polarity, and it should cause the whole thing to destabilize and fall apart.”

However, she had a different idea and used her heat vision to melt it. The robot exploded in a shower of sparks and debris, and Lois despite her great super speed couldn’t even fly out fast enough to avoid the blast.

"Lois, are you alright?" cried out Superman, concerned for her safety.

But as the smoke cleared, Lois emerged unscathed. Her super suit was in tatters, barely covering her mostly naked body. She was glistening with sweat, her muscular form on full display.

Her heaving bosom and rippling pectorals spoke of her strength and power, and her bulging brawny arms and wide heroic shoulders were a testament to her might. She looked like a goddess of war, unstoppable and unbeatable.

"I'm fine, Clark," she said with a smile. "Thanks for your help. Together, we make a pretty unstoppable team."

“Next time reverse the polarity like I suggested.” Superman told her.

“I’m fine, Clark. My way worked out just fine.” She said to him.

“Yes, but my way wouldn’t have caused the massive explosion.” He said to her.

“Good thing I’m the Lady of Steel and invulnerable.” She told him rather smugly.

“Yes, but your super suit isn’t… There’s going to be video of you half naked making its way across all the news outlets and internet sites across the entire world.” Superman retorted.

“So what else is new?” Lois said as she gave all the news crews cameras a playful flex before she flew back to the Fortress of Solitude for a quick change.

And really Lois suffering wardrobe mishaps wasn’t anything particularly new. It happened quite often and each time it happens it still never fails to leave Superman and the collective eyes of the entire world breathless at her beauty and superhuman muscular might.

As he watched Lois fly off on his monitor, Superman smiled, relieved and proud of his partner and love. By the time she’d arrive at the Fortress he’ll have a fresh super suit laid out for her. Together, they had saved the day once again, and they knew that as long as they had each other, they could face any challenge that came their way. And there were many, many more challenges that came there way, it seemed almost every new week brought a fresh new villain to test the Mighty Super Lois. And every week thanks to her bravery and determination and her helpful if not so super Superman as her little helper they always won the day.

It has now been slightly over a year since the fateful day where Superman made a super blunder and inadvertently transferred all his super powers to Lois. Since then Lois had barely any time to even catch her breath as everything seemed to move quickly from one world crisis to the next. Good thing she had superpowers like super breath and super speed, so she could rise up and meet each and every one of those challenges. But today was different. Today was her first vacation since taking on the mantle of being the world’s greatest superhero and protector. Both she and Superman were spending that vacation at a private tropical paradise.

Lois and Superman relaxed on the private beach, the tropical sun beating down on them. Lois's muscles were bulging and swelling, her body growing larger and more powerful with each passing moment. She basked in the warmth of the sun, feeling its rays coursing through her veins, as it super charged her already super powered body.

"This feels so good," she said, closing her eyes and tilting her head back.

Superman smiled and picked up the bottle of tanning oil. "Not as good as your muscles," he said, pouring the oil into his hands and rubbing it into her skin.

His hands were strong and sure as they massaged her body, and he couldn't help but admire the way her muscles rippled and flexed under his touch.

"Your hands feel amazing," Lois said, sighing with pleasure.

"I'm glad you like them," Superman said, pouring more oil into his hands. "We've used up another bottle already. That makes two for today."

They both laughed, enjoying the simple pleasures of the day. Superman had gotten up and was about to go get a third bottle of tanning oil, when Lois's expression turned mischievous. She grabbed Superman by the back of his swim trunks and pulled him closer, planting a passionate kiss on his lips.

After their kiss, Superman stood up and looked down at Lois. “You’re so beautiful.” He said to her.

She just smiled and gave him wink and a quick little flex, and then blew a kiss at him. The power of the windy gust from her super breath caused Superman to be pushed back a few steps. She couldn’t help but giggle as she watched him stumble about. He was so cute, and the way his hair billowed in the wind, he looked quite handsome and heroic. He looked a bit like his old former self.

"Have you been working out?" she asked, admiring his surprisingly muscular frame. His muscles weren’t large, but he actually had them…

"No, why would I?" Superman said to her clearly puzzled by her question "What’s the point? I haven’t any powers anymore."

"Well, you look bigger," Lois said, teasing him. “Go on and flex for me, show me your muscles.”

"Stop it, Lois," Superman said his face red from blushing.

But, Lois wouldn’t stop. She asked him again and again, until finally Superman flexed for her. Both of them were amazed at just how big his muscles had gotten.

“I didn’t have these muscles yesterday.” Superman remarked as he flexed his arm again and felt it with his hand. “They’re so hard.” He said to Lois his face almost beaming with pride.

Lois then sat up and reached out and gave Superman’s flexed bicep a little squeeze. While it was certainly hard, it was still soft to her touch, and she accidently squeezed his bicep a bit too hard and Superman let out a tiny little yelp.

“It’s hard, but not that hard.” Lois said to him.

And Superman gave her a little bit of a scowl and a pout and Lois gave her hand a kiss and blew it to Superman as act of apology. This time despite her blowing her kiss harder than the one prior, Superman stood his ground and wasn’t pushed back.

This made Lois smile and she said to him, “It looks like you’ve finally gotten some of your superpowers back.

Hearing Lois say those words to him, he couldn't help but smile. "Do you really think it's possible?" He asked her.

"Try to fly," Lois said, looking at him expectantly.

Superman concentrated, focusing all of his energy on lifting off the ground. At first, nothing happened, and he sighed in frustration. "I guess it was just wishful thinking" he said.

"Try again," Lois urged him, and this time, Superman managed to hover a few inches above the ground. It was a struggle, and he could feel the strain in his muscles, but he was flying once again.

"You've got your powers back!" Lois cried out in excitement, and they both laughed with joy.

Lois looked at Superman and smiled. "Go get that bottle of oil," she said, and he knew exactly what she meant.

He started to run, but his mostly-depowered state made him painfully slow. Lois sighed and decided to get the bottle herself. She zoomed over to the beach shack and grabbed the oil, zooming back to where Superman was waiting.

But as she stopped in front of him, he ran headfirst into her muscular bosom and fell backwards, landing on his butt with a thud. They both laughed, and Lois squirted the oil into her hands and began to massage it into Superman's body.

As the hours passed, they suntanned together, the suns yellow rays supercharging both their bodies and Superman's muscles began to swell and grow bigger. He was still not as big as he used to be, but he was much bigger than he had been before.

Lois looked over her body approvingly, she licked her lips, and decided they had spent enough time lounging about sunbathing, it was time for fun. So, Lois playfully swatted him on the butt, and he squealed from the slap.

And he rubbed his sore bottom and said to her, “That really hurt.” But, she just laughed and smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

"Try to fly again," Lois urged him, and this time, he was able to soar into the air with ease. He flew high into the sky, and Lois zoomed after him, catching up quickly. She hugged him tightly in her arms, her excitement making her squeeze him too hard. She heard a few pops from his bones and joints, and she apologized, but Superman just smiled and told her it was nothing a Superman couldn't handle.

They kissed, and she kissed him so deeply and for so long, that even despite all his returned superpowers, the kiss still left him breathless. That was quite alright for him and the two of them stayed up in the air kissing each other lovingly and passionately, the sun setting behind them, and they knew that they were ready to face whatever challenges came their way, together.

Another year had come to pass for the world’s mightiest super couple. Superman had regained most of his powers. He was still only half the man he used to be, but lucky for him, he used to be an actual Superman. So while his body now resembled that of a slightly above average in shape muscular man, he was no longer the emaciated weakling he had been. And while he was now Lois's sidekick, he couldn't be prouder of her.

He thought back on all her battles, all the villains she had defeated. All the time she saved the world and rescued him from all but certain peril. She was easily a better hero than he ever was. He was in the lab where it all started for Lois, and to his surprise, he saw that she had rebuilt the power transfer device. He was wondering why it had been rebuilt but didn’t really have time to think about it too much as just then, Lois came in. Her shoulders were almost as wide as the doorframe, and he couldn't help but admire the way her muscles rippled and bulged and swelled.

"I was able to find enough of the rare elements to rebuild the device," she said. "I went through the schematics and found the fault. The device is safe to use."

"I don't understand," Superman said. "What are you saying?"

"It's simple," Lois said. "These are your powers, and if you want them back, I'll give them to you."

Superman was stunned. "But what will happen to your powers?" he asked.

"The transfer is all or nothing," Lois said, a sad look in her eyes. "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do about it. But I'm willing to give you your powers back. They were always yours to begin with."

But Superman refused. "Those are your powers now," he said. "You've earned them many times over. You're the greatest hero in the universe, and I'm proud to be your sidekick."

Lois blushed at the compliment. Coming from Superman, the man she loved and considered the best hero ever, it was the greatest compliment she had ever received. She took him into her burly arms and kissed him, squeezing him tightly in a powerful embrace. Many bones and joints cracked and snapped, and she apologized profusely.

But Superman just smiled and told her it was okay, to squeeze harder. "I'm a Superman," he said. "I can take it."

They kissed, and this time due to his overwhelming act of love and compassion and sacrifice, it left Lois feeling so emotionally overwrought, it was she who was now rendered breathless. And in that moment, they knew they were meant to be together, no matter what the future held.

The end.