Rampage BEFORE/AFTER
Added 2021-05-28 16:00:01 +0000 UTCRemember when I said he might be done rampaging? Well I think he's still got a few left in him....My roomie seems to just chuckle when I tell him how big he gets when he rampages. His excuse: βI just get REALLY hungry sometimes and I canβt stop eating.β So I managed to get a photo of him right before he got up from the couch and started heading toward the kitchen. He seemed to be moving fast and I think another rampage was about to happen since he hadnβt had a big breakfast. So when the hunger hit him, I knew it would HIT HIM HARD. I said βhey where you going man?β He didnβt even answer he just opened up the cabinets, it I stopped him. I said βwait lemme get a before picture of you before you blow up, cuz you gotta see your transformation!β He said to make it quick cuz I knew I couldnβt hold him for long. He let me do a quick side view before heading back to the kitchen and swallowing everything. I donβt even keep track of WHAT he eats or how much. I just measure his intake by how fast the kitchen is cleared out.....55 minutes later.
Underneath that sweet charming handsome face was a gargantuan titan of a belly that had collected ALL the fucking food it could. This isnβt even him at his biggest. Because imagine. In an hour or so, the gas weβll have built up inside him, causing his belly to blow up even BIGGER before letting out a fart symphony of alpha-ness.π¨π¨π¨
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Now that's a symphony we all need to hear
2021-05-29 17:26:23 +0000 UTCWhat happens after finals until class starts again?
Joe
2021-05-29 17:19:59 +0000 UTC
