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"But what the hell is wrong with you all? The moment we give you a suit and assign you a superhero identity, do you instantly turn into retardeds? Most of you are just regular people who either have or have acquired some unusual ability or abilities. That doesnโt even remotely mean youโre qualified to act on your own. Thatโs why most supers operate under our direct supervision, and youโre expected to do exactly as you're told.
Yes, I know you managed to catch the two robbers. A couple of morons who didnโt even have powers and whom I explicitly told you to ignore, knowing full well that the police were already on their way. And yes, I also know you managed to recover the entire stolen amountโalmost a quarter of a million dollars... Seven times less than the cost of property damage caused by a certain 15-meter-tall idiot of a superheroine who thought it was a great idea to chase a pickup down a street full of other vehicles.
Right now, my desk is piling up with lawsuits, and Iโm thanking God that there were no deaths today and only minor injuries.
Anyone else in your position would be facing years in prison. But in your case, since you still have the potential to be a valuable asset, we canโt afford to get rid of you that wayโฆ But trust me, this isnโt going to end with just a reprimand. Now that the engineers have secured your huge toes and I have full access to your defenseless soles, Iโm going to personally make sure you understand very clearly that you must never, ever, EVER disobey my orders!
Coochie coochie coo...๐"
Lately, I've been watching the new episodes of Invincible, and I've taken a few ideas from there. ๐โ