Pathetic and useless halfling!
Added 2024-12-25 10:56:01 +0000 UTC"Useless and lazy creature! Is it that all halflings only know how to gobble up food? Do you know how frustrating it is to have to do the task that is supposed to be yours as my property? What I wanted was this firewood cut, not your pathetic excuses about the enormous size and weight of the axe. Enormous size?! Weight?! Please, Tilly, any orc child could wield it with one hand while eating with the other. But you! You, who haven't even managed to unjam it from the log where I placed it, with such a simple and easy command: Cut the firewood. A command that you have failed to fulfill, and therefore, now I must punish you to ensure that this situation does not repeat itself... Let's start by taking off those little shoes..."
