"Darling, this Christmas you've made three colossal mistakes for which you must pay:
1ºTrying to pass off this gadget as my gift when it was clearly a gift to yourself.
2ºThinking that saying 'I'm yours for a week' as an apology would only mean doing dishes and little else.
3ºAssuming I wouldn't use my Christmas gift and that it would stay packed away until someday when my anger subsided, you could sneak it to use with me...
Well, honey, good news, I can't stay mad at you anymore, but on the other hand, you're in for a very, very, interesting week... Coochie coochie coo..."
mily_wiedzma
2024-01-01 00:30:09 +0000 UTCDouglas Klug
2023-12-31 20:56:54 +0000 UTC