Watching soccer together
Added 2023-11-29 20:07:29 +0000 UTC"See how we should have gotten this sofa earlier, my love? Remember when I told you size can be deceiving, and even though it looks like a single-seater, we fit perfectly? And those odd armrests you mentioned, I told you they were like that for a good reason. In the end, I was right about everything, and now we can finally watch soccer together without you complaining because apparently when I start watching guys kicking a ball, you and the rest of the world cease to exist, according to you. Now I can peacefully watch my games while you have a considerable portion of my attention for aaaaaaall the match. Enjoy it darling."
