Lord Porky´s treasure
Added 2023-07-24 15:43:18 +0000 UTC"Wow, wow, wow... What an unexpected guest I just found trapped inside one of the mimic chests I left in my accounting room, pretending to be chests full of gold, to catch those foolish thieves who dared to enter my house to rob me... Is there any detail you'd like to add?
-Well... Alright, you got me! Let's not drag this out any longer, and just go ahead and call the authorities to turn myself in...
-Hahaha, I'm afraid things don't work that way... Even though you decided to invite yourself unilaterally into my mansion, I have no problem hosting you for a long, loooong stay...
-But...
-There are no 'buts' that matter, Miss Long Fingers. I hope you are finding your accommodation comfortable for the next few days, during which we will extensively discuss the respect for private property, ensuring, with the invaluable help of the executioner, that you understand that it is wrong to appropriate someone else's belongings... But first, let's see if these little feet have to say something about all of this..."
Comments
Sweet porkys back! I wonder how porkys pets doing in the basement after all this time 🤭
gabe jobs
2023-07-25 14:00:28 +0000 UTCAwesome! The absolute last word in home security systems. I love mimic chests, but I especially like how Lord Porky is being completely reasonable to his unlikely guest. A casual attitude from the torturer always makes the tickles worse!
Douglas Klug
2023-07-24 15:49:17 +0000 UTC
