"-No! NO! NOOOOOHOHOHAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!! Not in the ribs ahahand armpits, pleahahase AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
-I'm sorry, I'm just sticking to the terms of your sign. I guess when you set up this little stand, you assumed everyone would go straight for your feet and it would be an easy way to make money...
-That's cheating. Please stop noooooow! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-Two points: First, my first shift isn't over yet, and second, haven't you ever heard that phrase that says the customer is always right?... The best $20 I've ever invested in my life..."