Martian walking his pet
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Although the information may be significantly altered, perhaps for a better understanding on your part, it is better for me to provide the translated conversation from Martian to English:
"...I really didn't want to get one of these creatures, but after equipping all our troops with the selective auditory blocker and crushing the resistance on Earth, the indigenous life forms became very popular as pets. So the kids wouldn't stop bothering me about wanting one of these because three other kids at school already had one... Supposedly, they're modified to constantly transmit a feeling of intense happiness with their incessant laughter, or so the advertisement said. But you can't imagine how annoying it is to take them for a walk and have everyone stare at the commotion they create. And all because the genius who designed them didn't think to include a receiver in the cybernetic ensemble to deactivate the stimulation module with a remote control or something, and it kicks in whenever the main processor detects that the organic brain isn't busy doing anything other than sleeping... Well, I guess I have to spend more money. I'm heading to the pet store right now to get a good muzzle to put on this creature's mouth..."
When I showed you a small preview of the work in progress, some of you may have found it bizarre... but I remind you that in the movie, these little bastards, shortly after landing on Earth, swapped a woman's head with a chihuahua's. 🤪
Comments
I'm glad you liked it... Well, my evil idea, to give it some logic, would be that within the entire setup, what we could consider as the legs, and the entity responsible for keeping the other organic parts alive, would be a kind of cybernetic spider with the intelligence of a dog or less, roaming around on its own... But on top of it, there would be simultaneously the fully conscious head of a woman, and her fully immobilized feet, , and also, separately, a sort of living appendage whose sole purpose in existence is to torment the woman through tickling.
WooouTK
2023-06-16 20:19:22 +0000 UTCThanks!
WooouTK
2023-06-16 20:04:26 +0000 UTCThis is one of the most creative & genius crossover ideas I have ever seen while also being extremely devious! So well done hun
Myrlea
2023-06-16 05:20:20 +0000 UTCHoly fu**ing damn, this is birrliant and perfect 😍 I love this idea, and I feel so happ... sorry for all the human "tickle" pets, this seems like a really hard and loooong fate 😈 And congrats to this amazing text you wrote about it. Funy, fitting to the Martians, and mean and evil I love everything about this 🥰
mily_wiedzma
2023-06-15 20:27:17 +0000 UTCFantastic🤩
gabe jobs
2023-06-15 19:24:19 +0000 UTCWow! What an amazing setup. This sort of monstrosity is actually canonically correct, so we gotta run with it. (Not too fast—not sure how well its legs work. 😁) Great to see those big head jerks back in action!
Douglas Klug
2023-06-15 19:06:18 +0000 UTC
