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Deal with she-devil

Added 2023-05-02 17:03:24 +0000 UTC

"-No no no nohohohoho! Wait! Waihihihit! This isn't what we ahahagreed on.

-Oh no? Really? I thought the deal was pretty straightforward... Wealth in exchange for your soul for all eternity, my dear. I provided you with what you wanted, and now you are providing me with what I want.

-But Ihihih thought this wouldn't hahappen until many years later when I died of old age, and until then I could hahahahahave lived like a king, not three days after mahaking the deahahal. Aaaahahahahahahaha.

-I only granted you that time because I was curious to see what you would do with all that money... So a mansion in a private development and a Lamborghini... I see you haven't been idle, and did you expect me not to enjoy my share until a few decades later?

-I renounce! I renounce the money! I wahahahahnt to revoke the deal and be poor ahahagain, but pleahahaase stop tickling meheheeeeee.

-You renounce? You've already spent a good amount of the money I gave you, my dear, although I am willing to accept the revocation of the agreement. How do you plan on returning everything I gave you?

-Please! Please! hahahave mercy on mehehehe.

-Mercy? Fine... I'll forgive you a third of what's left in the money pile, no matter how long it takes you to pay me back, and then you'll be free. You have all eternity... For now, I think we'll continue playing this game for at least the next 15 years, and then I'll think of something else. I love seeing you burst into laughter and beg every time I stroke your soles with my claws.

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"