Worst employee of the month
Added 2023-04-11 16:14:36 +0000 UTC-Miss Takahashi, you are by far the employee who has shown the worst performance throughout this month, not only in this center but in the entire Porky Corporation. I hope you appreciate the draconian measures we have been forced to take in order to motivate you to have a better work performance, instead of simply firing you.
-B-bu... But... Mr. Porky, with all due respect... typing with a pencil and using my finger to move the cursor instead of a mouse... It will take me forever... Could you at least release my arms?
-That's precisely the attitude you should work on changing... I hire my workers to offer me solutions, not more problems...
-But...
-There's nothing more to talk about, Miss Takahashi. I assure you that I haven't played my last card yet, and I have more extreme ways of motivating you. I want those documents drafted and out of my printer in two hours, or you can't even imagine what I'll do with those soft and defenseless little feet.
Comments
With this way of treating worst employees it would be a very good company :) ....or you have people like me. Casue then some would become worst employees on purpose XD
mily_wiedzma
2023-04-11 20:20:21 +0000 UTCExcellent. You should take what measures you can to keep good employees. Or at least keep the ones who wear furry boots and have cute feet. Management’s always got reasons…
Douglas Klug
2023-04-11 16:26:23 +0000 UTC
