Mr. Snapper and I opened up this year's Nearly Naked Nutcracker with our super-sexy duet. After years of doing this act, we figured we'd be somewhere in the second set, which is why I didn't curl my hair before heading to the venue. We had considered getting some dinner to eat before the show. Alas, we were up first which meant no time to digest before rolling around and getting handsy with each other.
We ordered out for a lobster roll.
Fun fact: I tell my students to think about food when they need to make sexy faces.
I'm laughing at the top of the video because this is the second take. I was 17 seconds into recording the first time when someone came backstage and started dishing some TMI about themselves. I've spared you that. I was waiting for that person to turn back and dish more.