Barely Adequate Bunny Costume

Easter, if you're that way inclined, can only mean one thing - that's right... uhm, rabbits!? Well, hey, I'll take any excuse for a Bunny Girl I can get!

Now, a barely adequate bunny costume - and many would argue that that's the best kind of bunny costume - can have both its pros and cons. Stuffing more boob into a garment than it was ever designed for has its increased risks of, shall we say 'severe wardrobe failure', but on the plus size - uhm, side, ticket sales for The Bunny Girls have increased rather cohesively with Peachie's ballooning bustline.

In fact, much to the girls' surprise, tonights venue is completely sold out, despite the last show ending up as a bit of a shambles. Peachie's fixation with becoming the bustiest of all bunny girls, comes with the compromise that she is starting to find walking somewhat of a struggle, let alone dancing. Kate does her best to try and adapt and keep step, but those huge, sloshing wobblers make Peachie's moves cumbersome and unpredictable. Oh boy, then there was the costume failure. Right there, on stage, just coming towards the end of the routine, with a bustling audience and well occupied bar, all watching. It was the high leg kicks that proved too much for the over-brimmed bustier, as it finally bust apart in spectacular fashion, allowing Peachie's humungous breasts to escape. Bravely, Peachie tried to soldier on, but high leg kicks are made no easier by having huge, weighty bosoms bouncing and ricocheting off of each thigh. The girls hastily took a bow, not to boos and jeers, but rather confusingly, at least to them, a roaring ovation. For some reason, the audience really seemed to enjoy the show, despite the mishaps and poor coordination.

With that in mind, its up to you to decide whether Kate really did order the largest costume she could find, or instead if she thought the tantalising basque-bursting display was really what their clientelle wanted to see? After all, it should be even more impressive now that Peachie is also a few cup-sizes larger, too...