βJesus Christ, Mandy, what the hell is wrong with you today?β Keith asked his co-worker, βYou forgot to prepare the coffee this morning, you screwed up the conference call transfer, and now itβs like you can barely walk on your own heels. I hope you plan on giving Mr. Jenkins with the best blowjob of your life, because Iβm sure youβll be fired otherwise.β
The truth was that she wasnβt at her best today because she technically wasnβt Mandy at all! Luke had swapped bodies with his neighbor, Mandy, last night. They had both agreed to try to pretend to be each other as best as possible, promising not to screw anything up, but Luke was having a terrible time doing Mandyβs job. He hated wearing short skirts, and he absolutely couldnβt walk in heels! He didnβt know he had to prepared coffee, and he had no idea how to operate phones. But the sexual harassment stuff? He thought he was prepared.
βYouβre joking, right?β He asked in response to Keith, βBecause I can report you to HR so fast...β
βMe? Report me for what?β Keith laughed, βIβm not saying anything you havenβt come to me crying about a thousand times! I know you donβt like it, but Sheila in HR is his sister. You know that! Youβre more afraid of her than you are of him! What is wrong with you today? Itβs like I have to explain who you are to yourself! Maybe this place is finally getting to you.β
Luke was beginning to think he was screwing this up. And he was also starting to think that maybe Mandy had something to do with this body swap just to get out of such a terrible situation.