You're at a holiday gathering with your family, and some of them just can't stop making comments about your weight. You sit out on the porch to get away from them, only to be found by me, who comforts you. I reassure you that there's nothing wrong with gaining, that they're just insecure, and that being fat has its perks.
Short but sweet, and hopefully a little mood booster to all of you dealing with judgmental family this holiday season.