Witch-Net Encounters: Runaway Bride

Please scroll down to the TEXT if you're not interested in me rambling about GENIE'D! production stuff and then me talking about Midjourney and the inspiration for this caption.

Still some delays with GENIE'D! so please have a caption instead. Again , we are planning a 'working hiatus' in order to get far enough ahead with the comic so that we don't get bottlenecked again.

And I just want to again make it known that when the hiatus's start date is confirmed, I'll let you all know. I'm expecting maybe November or December depending on the number of comics left in the current chapter of GENIE'D! and also I will have SOME form of content to make up for it. It might be just to cover the days that GENIE'D! isn't uploading during the hiatus, or it could be a weekly thing, it just depends on IRL work-load and my inspiration at the time. But I DO have enough content to cover the three GENIE'D! uploads for the hiatus at this point.

Anyway, please enjoy another Midjourney generated image caption. I'm not just gonna convert to these all the way, though. I just couldn't get inspired enough to have the captions I was gonna work on flow well enough for my tastes. I'm still very much in the camp of using real images of women to make my captions. Midjourney just, you know, helps out in a pinch (plus allows for stranger stuff like the Hiatus Project to get made).

That being said, to be fully honest this is also sort of a 'high definition' version of an old TG comic from many years ago. I can't remember who the artist is, but I always enjoyed the rather twisted nature of it. So I did my own take on it, and of course, threw in the Witch-Net because when you need random magical MacGuffins, the Witch-Net (or The Third Wish) are always there to help!

Hope you enjoyed!

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Samantha walked towards the altar where her husband to be, Fred, stood in his tuxedo flanked by his groomsmen and of course, her wonderful besties that were her bridesmaids! As the organ played the traditional 'here comes the bride' music, the bride's smiling face was hidden behind the veil as she fought off all the emotions threatening to make her burst into tears. She was SO HAPPY but at the same time terrified and nervous and giddy and maybe a tiny bit horny? Like she couldn't WAIT for the honeymoon (not that it stopped her before) and getting to the hotel, where she'd ravish the slightly obese man that she was about to share a life with! All around her, friends and family were standing and staring at her in awe as the redheaded beauty minced up the aisle, looking every bit as perfect and frankly, out of Fred's league as she'd always been. It was still a mystery how a supermodel (and secret OnlyFans star) had hooked up with the overweight man who spent far too much time and money at the local comic book shop and worked a dead end retail job...But those were inappropriate questions best saved for another day. Samantha's family was awkwardly excited and happy when they'd made the annoucnements that not only were Sam and Fred getting married after only a year of dating, but they were also expecting! Meanwhile Fred's far less sophisticated family had just been completely thrilled. And all things had led to this wonderful, blissful moment. Well, every moment save for the gruesome car crash that happened right after after Sam and Fred had met and the two dead boys being carted off by the paramedics, but that was just part of the randomness of life! If she hadn't been getting coffee there three days earlier, despite it being REALLY far out of her way, the redheaded knockout would have never met her nerdy love-bear!

Samantha finally reached the altar, the music stopped, and she turned to face the man whose name she was going to take in just a few moments, her tiny, delicate hands fidgeting behind the large and expensive floral arrangement she held as her full lips burst into a pearly white and perfect grin as she took in every millimeter of that acne-scarred, flabby, bespectacled face. The priest began speaking, going on about how wonderful it was to be married, how life was unpredictable to bring two individuals like themselves together despite their drastically different lives...It was all a bunch of noise that Samantha couldn't hear over the pounding of her heart. And then it was her beloved's turn to speak, his personal vows a bit more...odd than she would have liked but still so poetic nonetheless. And then she gave her vows, a trembling speech with more than a few girlish giggles, but she finally completed them. It was time for the rings, and Fred's young niece delivered them to the altar with no problems. Samantha sniffed back hot, watery tears from her big eyes and had to force back a sob of happiness as Fred's sausage fingers took hold of her hand and clumsily slid the beautiful ring onto her slender finger. And with that complete came the big moment. Where their entire relationship, their true love at first sight, would be sealed forever.

"Do you, Fred Lanner, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold from this day forward, in sickness and in health, in richness and in poorness, until death do you part?" The priest said to Fred.

"I do" Samantha's one true love said, his double-chin jiggling as the priest turned towards Samantha

"And do you, Samantha Wilkins, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold from this day forward, in sickness and in health, in richness and in poorness, until death do you part?" The priest said to her, and Samantha almost couldn't take it anymore! She was so excited that she could almost explode!

"Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride!" The priest's voice was full of happiness and Fred lifted up Samantha's veil, pulling her in for a passionate, if sloppy (because he was a bad kisser) embrace despite the wave of dizziness suddenly washing over Samantha's mind. It almost felt as if she was...dying?

"Wha..." She mumbled as she felt as if she was falling and fading away into nothingness as blackness over-took her vision. The last thing she saw was her wonderful husband's face so close to hers, his piggish lips puckered up...And then David screamed in confusion at the sight of some...some fat dude trying to kiss him! He barely registered how high the scream was as he pushed the fatso away with a feminine grunt and a tiny, manicured hand as he scooted backwards, only to wind up tripping over the exquisite and lacy white train that hung off the back of...why the HELL was he wearing a DRESS!? A confused murmur went through the crowd, and as David pushed the weird fabric out of his eyes before plucking at a strand of curly red hair...He could see his mom and dad sitting in the first set of pews! Why were they in a church!? WHAT WAS HAPPENING!?

"...Samantha? Honey, what's wrong?" The fatty croaked, tears welling up in those piggy eyes. Christ this guy was ugly!

"Who the FUCK is Samantha!?" David hissed, before a tiny hand grabbed at his throat. And that was when he looked down. There's hanging off of a knockout body that he should NOT have been in, were two large breasts, a canyon of cleavage that was on his body! David screamed again and, after batting away both the fatty's hands and those of the priests's and his parents, the bridesmaids, he finally rose to his feet despite the high heels he was wearing on feet that were not his! Why and how was he a woman!? Why was he in a church!? WHO WERE ALL THESE PEOPLE!? With another frantic scream of confusion, David did the only thing his panicked mind could think of, and he kicked off the heels, gathered up the elaborate wedding dress as best he could, and ran for the nearest door, trying very VERY hard not to think about the boobs about to bounce out of his dress.

---One year earlier---

"Dude, this is gonna be so great!" Todd snickered, staring at the motionless, transformed feminine figure of David that was standing in their shared apartment. Who knew that magic even existed, let alone be bought off the Internet? Todd and Jerome had saved up enough money to buy a 'reality shift' spell that had changed their buddy David into a walking wet dream named Samantha. Only Todd and Jerome would remember the truth, and David was buried under the magic, his personality completely altered by the spell until Todd or Jerome uttered the counter-spell...Or until the proper words were spoken. Until then , there was only the supermodel OnlyFans star that they were gonna hook up with some fatso nerd the two boys had picked out from one of the local comic shops.

"I know, right? With all the video we're gonna take of him, Davie, err, Sammy here won't ever think about trying to dunk paying the rent again! And if he does...Well, Sammy here can pay us both back until he coughs up the cash!" Jerome said with a cruel laugh, phone and car keys in hand. It was the perfect plan, and absolutely nothing would go wrong!