Quarantine Fairy: Promotions

"Ugh, this is such bullshit!"

John stomped through the office, a veritable force of nature as his bad mood caused the mass of workers in front of him to part like the Red Sea. He had just gotten put of a meeting with his supervisor and was, obviously, not happy with how it had never ne down.

"I give everything to this company! I even stayed in person when everyone else went remote and THIS is how they repay me!?" The accountant was almost literally steaming as he tried to walk off his unprofessional tantrum. He had certainly done more than most during the Pandemic with the hope that his hard work would pay off and he'd get promoted to department manager. Instead, they'd given the job to some inexperienced kid that belonged to the company’s owner. His current supervisor wasn't happy either, now being told to stay in his own position in order to 'keep the wheels greased' while the trust fund baby figured out how to do, well, everything. John knew that the entire accounting department would be on fire in a week. To make things worse, the frosted tipped moron was already in the office and setting up his supplies with a (rather plain) secretary hopping to his every word! But there was nothing that could be done, unless John wanted to find a new job. Which was foolish with him nearing 40, and the knowledge that the company routinely blacklisted people would quit and try to get jobs nearby. He stomped to his cubicle and collapsed into his chair, still steaming but the reality of the situation was finally settling in.

"God. I just wish that I had gotten the job…and that it came with a sexy secretary who let me do whatever I wanted to her like a good bimbo" John muttered with a wry grin. After all, wishes never came true, so what was the harm in throwing in some more impossibilities?

Over the sound of office conversation, the ringing of phones and the sound of copiers, John could have sworn be heard someone say 'Granted!'.

Meanwhile, on the side of the accounting department in the office that John had wanted so badly, the two individuals within had no idea what was about to happen.

"Oh man, I'm so nervous Stacy! I can't believe dad gave me this job!" Kevin said as he fidgeted in his business suit. The slightly older blonde just rolled her eyes.

"I can't either. It's not like I haven't been working here for two years or anything and have more qualifications than 'managed to frat's spending money' before failing out college" Stacy snarked dryly, but her dolt of a little brother wasn’t listening to her, as usual.

The twenty-seven year old was used to the double standard that had come to define her life. She'd always been second best in her father's eyes just because of her gender, especially when the 'heir' had come along. She'd had to interview just to get the job she'd had here, and dear old dad hadn't lifted a finger to help her! Let alone give her access to the lucrative trust fund and Kevin had lived off of his entire life. This had been the ONE time that the old man had stepped up to help her...by 'promoting' her out of the general secretary pool and making her Kevin's personal assistant. It wasn't much but she supposed it was something; maybe being up here and working hard enough would catch the eye of a manager or something. But the stereotypical secretary uniform she had to wear now did little for her plain Jane figure, and to catch the eye of anyone in management it was known you had to be decently pretty, even if you acted like a total slut.

"Ugh, I wish I could at least LOOK like a top heavy bimbo if I have to wear this thing!" Stacy whispered one moment while her back was to Kevin, who was already lounging behind the huge, expensive desk while she continued to decorate the office.

"Granted!" She heard a high pitched voice say, and there was a pink flash from the corner of her eye in the direction of...Kevin?

"Man, and I don't even have to DO anything! I can just han-URK!" Her little brother suddenly went rigid in the expensive leather chair, his mouth clamping shut. The only part of his body that could still move were his eyes, which were bulging and whilring around in silent panic within their sockets.

"...Kev? Are you al-" Stacy said before she, too, went rigid. What happened next was a fascinating horror as the two siblings began to move robotically, Kevin rising from his chair and stiffly making his way around the massive desk while Stacy moved away from the shelf she had been decorating. Within moments the two were facing each other, their eyes locked in terror before Kevin suddenly shoved his entire face into Stacy's small bust!

Across the office, John was experiencing his own strange event. Namely, he seemed to be vanishing! For the past few moments he'd been staring at his hands as they grew more and more transparent! Not to mention his numerous (but policy friendly) mementos around his cubicle turning to dust. He had been trying to yell for help but no sound was coming out of his mouth! And not even the several other workers that had stopped directly in front of his cubicle entrance had noticed a thing! What was happening!?

The brother and sister duo were fairing no better, Stacy's mind reeling from fear and embarrassment at the fact that her little brother, the handsome (if dumb) man was practically motorboating her tits! But then the situation took a turn for the worse as...oh god, was she ABSORBING HIM!? From her limited field of vision, Stacy could see her brother's head begin to sink INTO her chest, his frosted tips slowly sinking into her flesh! And it seemed the deeper that he got...were her breasts growing!? And what was that tingling feeling in her butt? And..And...wait, like, what was she thinking about again?

Of course, no one in the office noticed the very strange events taking place, their eyesand mind blinded by the magic that had been unleashed. Throughout the entire floor, and indeed, the entire building, reality was being changed. Even the powerful CEO in his office at the top of the building began to be affected, his mind slowly drifting from the satisfaction of giving his son a job...To worrying about his daughter, his only child and the job he'd given her. The girl was, after all, dumb as a post, had never gone to college and this was the only way to keep her from spinning around a pole somewhere for cash( or even less). All thoughts, even all documentation of Kevin vanished...And Stacy's changed, though one might argue not for the better. All the while, the spell continued to work as Kevin, now just a lower torso and a pair of legs, were sticking straight out of his sister's now bountiful chest. Her plain features had been sculpted to maximum attractiveness, her short, business-style hair had exploded into a platinum blonde waterfall that fell loosely around her newly slimmed shoulders and down her arching back. With every inch of Kevin's body slowly slurping inside of her, her body continued to change. Her hips pressed against the tightening fabric of her skirt, her hands became delicate and tipped with long pink nails. Her ass continued to swell and round as her legs became shapely and seemed to go on forever, even if she only gained an inch. Her slight pudge was sucked away, leaving her with the body of a supermodel...or perhaps a woman of less than stellar repute. The last of Kevin's body slipped into her chest as her eyes, once a piercing bright blue, turned cloudy as all signs of her once significant intellect was drained away, the glasses that she had once required to see now little more than just decoration. The last vestiges of Kevin's feet vanished within Stacy's chest as expertly applied makeup was painted across Stacy's now beautiful, but vapid, face.

John had almost entirely vanished. He had finally pulled himself from his stupefied horror and had run for help, only to pass right through his cubicle wall! He was practically a ghost! Was he dying? Oh god, all the things he hadn't done! He fell to his knees on the office floor, flinching as several people walked straight through him as he silently prayed to whatever god that might have been listening that- And then suddenly John was falling! Though not far as he landed a moment later in a incredibly comfortable leather chair! And in front of him was an expensive desk in a quiet office that looked very, very familiar to him! And all of his stuff was there! Oh wow, his name was on the desk plate!

"Oh god!" He groaned, looking down at his hands but the dread immediately vanished as they were no longer see through! "Oh thank god, I'm back!" He whooped, spinning around in the office chair and completely unaware of the other person standing just a few feet away.

"Umm, like, Johnny? Were you, like, gone?" Stacy giggled as her own body was allowed to move. But gone was her practiced, professional poise. Instead the gorgeous blonde stood in front of the desk, hip cocked out and her large tits dangling within the barely buttoned business blouse as she smacked the wad of gum that had materialized in her mouth.

"Umm, who are you again?" John asked as he stared at the knockout standing in front of his desk, her breasts perilously close to spilling out of the stereotypical secretary uniform she was wearing. She looked dumb as a post, but it was pretty clear that she wasn't too concerned with that. But still...

"Like O.M.G! Johnny you're, like, totes funny! It's me, Stacy! I'm, like, your personal, um..." Stacy trailed off for a moment as she was suddenly confused. What was her job again? OH! It was, like, to keep her new boss happy and do whatever he wanted! "...Like, I'm your Sexcretary! You want me to get you, some like, hot coffee, Johnny?" She purred, sliding across the the corner of the desk until she was practically in his lap.

"Uh, sure? Maybe I'll take two...cups with cream?" John said with a leer, catching sight of a few disapproving (and a few envious) stares from the people he was now clearly the boss of. As Stacy, his busty bimbo secretary, teasingly slid onto his lap, John thanked his lucky stars for whoever (or whatever) had granted his wish to be the boss with a hot secretary!

Meanwhile, the small fairy giggled to itself from the top of the office's bookshelf. It was struggling more and more to find wishes it could grant now that the Pandemic was over and mortal life was returning to normal. But this double-whammy might have been enough to keep it from disappearing back into the Fey Realm for another two months! It just needed to keep finding more foolish humans to change!