The New Easter Bunny

I couldn't resist making one for the holiday! If you celebrate it, had a great day, and if not, I hope you had a great day as well! As you're reading this I'm at the dentist office! :/

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Peter Rabbit was in a bit of a bind. Easter was coming, and as that was his holiday, he was sitting on millions of eggs that he would magically disperse across the world (or at least in those parts of the world that celebrated his version of Easter) for all the little children to find. The problem was that the human world was becoming so crazy and bizzare now! At first it seemed like it was getting better but then the past eight years things had just gotten so...political.

Like his humanoid form, for example. Now apparently it was 'wrong' for a human sized and shaped rabbit to be around kids? Or at least that was what the televisions were screaming about now. So if Peter couldn't make his rounds in his normal magical guise, how would he deliver all the little gifts he had for the children?

"Oh honey, what am I going to do?" Peter said as he munched on a delicious carrot in the cozy, magical burrow he shared with his wife.

"Well..." His wife, Betty, pondered as she hopped over to him, a carrot trailing behind her round, fluffy bunny body, "I suppose if they humans don't want you looking like one of these...furries, they call it? Why don't you just look like a normal human?"

"I thought about it, but apparently that's not okay now either? Like these humans, they really have just gone insane! This holiday is just supposed to be a bit of fun for the children now that winter is over!" The magical rabbit fumed, taking a large bite out of his carrot and munching at it noisely.

"Who said you needed to be a man? They don't get upset about pretty women dressing up now, do thay?" Betty said slyly as she nibbled on the tip of the brightly orange vegetable.

Peter paused in his angery mastication.

"By jove, you're right honey! You just saved Easter!"

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It was the day before Easter as the two rabbits rose from their burrow. The sun was just coming up, the birds were singing, the grass was wet with dew and if one listened hard enough, they might be able to make out the calm notes of a flute playing a familiar tune in the far distance. The two rabbits hopped around, enjoying the fresh, if slightly chilly air for a moment before they gathered at the entrance to their home.

"Are you ready, honey?" Betty asked, nuzzling her husband affectionately.

"As ready ready as I'll ever be for this! Here goes!" Peter said, giving an excited final hop.

With a shudder, Peter's form began to shift and shimmer in the rising morning light. His fur retreated from his growing body, slithering towards his head in a lightening mass as it turned from white to bright blonde. His red eyes grew larger and hazel as they shifted on his changing skull. The rabbit's wiggling little nose stretched outwards, flaring in the middle as it lost it's bright shade of pink, taking a sharp vertical angle as Peter's skull grew larger and larger. His teeth, still flecked with the carrot he'd eaten for breakfast, enlarged in his expanding mouth, growing broad and flat and more numerous as puffy pink lips swelled into existence. Soon, there was the head of a gorgeous blonde woman sitting on a small mass of quivering pink fleh that was still distinctly rabbit shaped. But that began to change as Peter rose on his hind legs, the limbs dramatically lengthening as his padded feet shrank. His joints popped as he gained human knees, all leading upwards to the widening female hips that were framing a bountiful, bouncy rear. Pink paint adorned tiny toes that Betty sniffed in concerned curiosity as the changes continued on. The formerly male, former rabbit's torso swelled like a balloon as it grew and grew and grew to accomodate the large human organs now residing in Peter's body, all behind a perfectly sculpted abdomen. And on top of that abdomen, on Peter's now human torso, sat a pair of impressive breasts that hung free in the morning light, the new tips of his nipples growing hard in the chilly morning air. Peter shook his arms back and forth in a comical fashion, watching them extend and lengthen to a pair of slender human arms tipped by small, pink tipped fingers.

"How do I look?" Peter, now Petra, said in her airy, bubbly new human voice as she looked down at the floppy eared animal that was her beloved wife.

"Hmm, you look great! One thing though, I doubt you'll get any positive attention if you prance around naked, though!" Betty said, holding out a paw and pointing at Petra's stark naked body.

"Oh my!" The human woman gasped and then giggled. With a (slightly more difficult) wiggle of her nose, a fanciful, if revealing, costume adorned her body, hugging her curves in all the right places and complete with a pair of bunny ears, a white fluffy tail that sat above her rounded bum, and a bright pink bowtie around her slender neck, which she adjusted accordingly.

"Now how do I look?" Petra asked again, striking a pose as abasket full of brightly colored eggs appeared in one of her outstretched, manicured hands.

"There you go sweetheart! Now hurry! I want to see what kind of reaction the humans give you!" Betty giggled, hopping around her giant husband with glee.

"Wish me luck!" Petra said, blowing a kiss to the small rabbit before turning and, with a wiggle of her new butt, began hopping towards the nearest human house, her substantial assets bouncing perilously close to leaving Petra's costume with each hop.

"Have fun, honey!" Betty said, rising up on her back legs and waving a front paw as her husband bounced her way into the human town. She quickly scurried back to the burrow and turned on the TV, waiting to see what hte humans would say about the new and improved Easter Bunny. Especially the children! Oh, they were just going to love Petra!

This was going to be the best Easter ever!