Amulets: The Slap

Here is the bonus caption for the accidental double post I uploaded. I will still upload another post this week. 

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"But, like, Darcy, you gotta, like, totally change me back and stuff!" Tina, formerly Tim, whined to the pouting, busty blonde in front of her. It had all, like, gone so wrong! She was, like, a guy! And she wanted to turn back right now! Not go work on her, totes awesome tan!

"Um, I dunno what to, like, tell you, but you um, totally farm what you sewed!" Darcy giggled back, her laughter not full of mirth, but full of venom, "No one, not even, like, my boyfriend, gets to get away with calling me a bimbo!"

It had been a week since that fateful comment had sparked the conflict between the formerly loving (if vain) couple. Tim had come home one night with his best friend Pete, and they'd both been drunk. A few rowdy comments here, a few disgusting burps there, and Tim had been asking Darcy for another beer. Only the blonde ditz had, of course, been half-asleep and had misheard her boyfriend, so instead of bringing him and Pete fresh beers, she had instead just walked into the room and took her designated spot, curled up around Tim's arm on the large couch. She'd had a long day out shopping with her girlfriends at the mall, and she had gone to bed before Tim had gotten home, the strange necklace that she'd bought from that, like, totally weird store with the old lady still around her neck.

"Okay okay already! I'm here!" She yawned sleepily, rubbing her eyes in an attempt to fully wake up.

"What? No, I shaid bring ush shome more beer!" Tim had slurred, shoving Darcy back up to her feet, "God shometimesh you really are shuch a bimbo!"

"I AM NOT, LIKE, A BIMBO!" Darcy had screamed, and with a single, long-nailed slap to his face, Tim had suddenly vanished as the necklace flared with pink light. Instead, there was now a busy, long bronw haired woman sitting in Tim's space, a look of surprise of her gorgeous, if somewhat vacant, face! Her full but slightly overly done lips were opened in a wide 'O' as she stared down at herself, before letting out a high pitched squeal as Pete suddenly pulled her over and began trying to make out with her!

That had been life for Tina and Darcy for the last week, now just roommates as the magical slap had reshaped reality to make Tim into Tina, Darcy's BFF and roommate...And in a fairly serious relationship with Tim's former best friend Peter! Despite claiming that she, um, TOTALLY, could change Tina back into Tim once he had learned his lesson, Darcy had snuck back to the mall and found the grody old lady that had sold her the magic necklace! The old lady had told her that another slap would reverse the change, but only if the changee hadn't given into the needs of their changed form. So Darcy had gone home to keep torturing Tina, but her whining was, like, getting her her last nerve! She had plenty, but this was her last one!

"Ugh, FINE!" Darcy finally relented, turning around, composing herself, and giving Tina a smack across her sculpted, if now reddening, cheek.

"Like, ow!" Tina whined again, her slender hand reaching up to touch the red imprint of Darcy's, a look of pained happiness on her face as she waited to change back...Only nothing happened. "Umm, like, Darcy? Why didn't you, like, change me back!?"

"Um, I dunno? But like, the instructions said another slap would, like, reverse the change and stuff! You just can't, like, have an orgasm or sleep with a guy and stuff!"

Tina's face went pale as she remembers the 'romantic' dinner and the 'dessert' she'd shared with Peter the night before last. "Like, um, uh-oh..."