Request - EDF Wing Diver
Added 2025-03-10 17:00:13 +0000 UTCEDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
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SexualYeti
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Fascinating!
SexualYeti
2025-03-11 06:29:12 +0000 UTCAll good! Thank you!
SexualYeti
2025-03-10 18:39:31 +0000 UTCBest I can do is some screenshots, but I’ll try.
Macaroni Monkey
2025-03-10 17:59:03 +0000 UTCAnyway, here’s some Wing Diver related facts that are actually canon. 1. Wing Divers are an all female force because the psionic link they use is only compatible with the minds of women (Yes, this means women are inherently psychic in the EDF universe). 2. Wing Divers use exclusively energy weapons because they need to stay lightweight, which also explains their skimpy outfits (It’s totally not for any other reasons). 3. Wing Divers have a notoriously low survival rate compared to the other soldier classes, often getting slaughtered because they’re so pitifully fragile. 4. Wing Diver (At least in EDF 5&6) is 5’2” and an F-Cup (I did the measurements myself out of curiosity). 5. Wing Diver is the second oldest class (Originally named Pale Wing), being introduced in EDF 2, making her second only to Ranger. This has been EDF facts with MacaroniMonkey. Tune in next time when I discuss how the entire EDF franchise is actually an extremely elaborate shitpost. Go play an EDF game ya goobers.
Macaroni Monkey
2025-03-10 17:53:54 +0000 UTCFun fact, EDF is Electricité De France in frenche (electricity of france)
The Great Archivist
2025-03-10 17:52:58 +0000 UTCNever mind, this was before I asked for references. This is my fault.
SexualYeti
2025-03-10 17:47:16 +0000 UTCNext time mention the outfit or link a screeny.
Shaderunner
2025-03-10 17:41:07 +0000 UTCDude, I looked everywhere for proper references for her and I couldn't find any. I never expected this game to be so niche.
SexualYeti
2025-03-10 17:31:59 +0000 UTCI’m pretty sure I’m the one who made this request originally. I was more so referring to her EDF 5 design with the booty shorts, or the other design she has in this game with the loincloth. But considering she has 4 separate designs in EDF 6 (Devastation, Civilian, Soldier, Up & Coming), two of which return from the previous game (Civilian and Soldier), I’m perfectly happy with you choosing her Devastation outfit, because I don’t expect you to play through EDF 6 (Which is not a short game btw, it’s like 40~ hours to beat the main campaign) just to have a reference for her endgame design (Up & Coming).
Macaroni Monkey
2025-03-10 17:30:14 +0000 UTCNo Elysian Drop trooper.
Shaderunner
2025-03-10 17:23:41 +0000 UTClook very close but no
The Great Archivist
2025-03-10 17:21:00 +0000 UTCEarth Defense Force
SexualYeti
2025-03-10 17:19:04 +0000 UTCElysian drop trooper?
Shaderunner
2025-03-10 17:16:34 +0000 UTC
