I swallow my ring
Added 2024-12-27 00:29:05 +0000 UTCI was bored at home, playing with my ring. I slid it around my belly button, giggling at how silly it looked, and then decided to try something different: I put it in my mouth.
Suddenly, I swallowed it by accident! I panicked. What was I going to do now? Quickly, I called a friend who owned a special shrinking device. Her plan was simple: she’d shrink, go into my belly, retrieve the ring, and fix everything.
Or so we thought.
She activated the device and shrank herself down before I swallowed her. At first, everything went smoothly, but inside my stomach, the device malfunctioned. Suddenly, she returned to her original size… inside me!
My belly ballooned instantly, enormous and impossibly heavy. I couldn’t move; I felt like I was about to burst. There was no other choice: I got into a birthing position.
With every push, I could feel her struggling to get out. Finally, I managed to expel her successfully—and with her, my precious ring. Exhausted, I looked at her, and we couldn’t help but laugh at how surreal the whole thing was.
