August | Patch Notes 📚

WE’RE IN THE EIGHTH MONTH OF THE YEAR AHHHH 🙀 Welcome to August, Patronis! The summer is coming to a close, and everyone is going back to locking in for the school year or heading back to work. We hope your summer went swimmingly, but it’s time for us to dive into a late-month edition of our August Patch Notes!

🛒 NIGHT MARKET & FULFILLMENT UPDATES

Our tiny but mighty fulfillment team just finished wrapping up some previous order duties, so we’ll be starting to ship out Night Market in the first week of September. Night Market orders are expected to land at your doorstep late mid-September.

For any questions or inquiries regarding your order for the Night Market or previous Frieren purchases, please send us a message over at store@offlinetv.com with your order number.

As for Secret Apparel, development for our newest apparel line started this summer, and we just received a couple of samples this month! Our next steps are to finalize our design work a bit more, but we're hoping to get a nice zip-up jacket and tee in front of you guys just in time for the cozy season returning. Stay tuned for more updates as we continue our development process :)

1️⃣ Tier 1, fans

For August, we’re dressed up to gaslight our friends again - our newest video is coming to you this weekend, and we’ve got both the POOP and the Breakdown for it getting delivered this month! Our producers broke down the chaos of our latest WEBTOON video last week, out now. also lauren is goat for clippie yippee she will be filming some cool cool stuff with scarra :)

🎬 POOP 1: SPYFALL BONUS ROUND 👀 | 8.30

🎬 BREAKDOWN 1: WEBTOON | 8.18

🎬 BREAKDOWN 2: SPYFALL | 8.30

🎁 LAUREN’S CLIPPIE OF THE MONTH | 9.1

2️⃣ Tier 2, super fans

Max, Lauren, Henry, and Amanda are seated with their professional insight and wisdom on how to break into the streaming industry for this month’s Crew Pod. For Retro Corner, Jodi and Syd are joining us this month to play her childhood game, Insanaquarium!

🎙️ CREW POD, EP #35: HOW TO GET A JOB AT OTV | 8.19

🎮 RETRO GAME SERIES: JODI & SYD TAKE ON INSANAQUARIUM | 8.28

3️⃣ Tier 3, giga fans

haaiii giga fans :3 This month, Brodin will be sitting down with us and Max at the desk for another Live Q&A session! Brodin’s Q&A post will be up on Wednesday - get your questions ready for the mastermind behind our videos. ALSO -

💬 LIVE Q&A WITH BRODIN | 8.29

🎬 BEHIND THE SCENES OF MAX’S BROADCAST SETUP | 8.31

QOTMPN (Question of the Monthly Patch Notes):

If you could build a content series with no budget and had infinite imagination, what type of content series are you making?

I always love watching travel series and vlogs, my take on this would be to go around the world and judge the public transportation in every country—maybe do a 10 hour public transportation challenge in every country? We all have seen Japan’s insane bullet trains, but how does their 10 hour transit compare to an European 10 hour trip? 👀 Anyway, that’s all for August! We’ll see you suuuuper soon for September’s Patch Notes!

want to see more on our Patreon? we’re doing some construction behind the scenes to bring more energy to our Patreon content, so if you’re interested in seeing anything in particular, drop it down below! go crazy with it :) if you have any specific feedback, drop your thoughts over in our Patreon chats/DMs!

Happy August Patronis!

Yan, the Patroni wizard 🧙‍♂️