August | Patch Notes 😻

we’re in month 8 of 2024… which is like… 2/3 of the year… let that sink in… 🛀

Anyway, welcome to the August Patch Notes, where we’ve got a bunch of fun things lined up — from content filmed during our China trip, the house move out, and even mukbang streams! Keep on reading to see what we’ve got in store for August, exclusive to our lovely Patronis.

📦 SHIPPING + FULFILLMENT UPDATES

Scarra’s got his cotton candy on lock for the August PEEP! Make sure you’ve claimed your monthly pin as our PEEPs system is a first-come, first-serve basis until we’re out of stock. If you have any inquiries or issues (missing PEEPs, change of address, etc), let us know in DMs or send out an email to store@offlinetv.com.

😎 ANNUAL SUBBIES - WE’RE FINISHED!

To our Annusubbies, we’ve finally completed our rings and plush send-outs! Thank you all for subscribing to our Patreon as Annual Patronis, and we’re super happy to see how Ollie is doing in your hands. International orders may still be being shipped out to you, so they’ll be taking a bit longer than domestic orders if you still have yet to receive them. For any questions or issues, DM us on Patreon or sent us an email at store@offlinetv.com.

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1️⃣ Tier 1

• ⏱️ POOP 1: WE’RE MOVING OUT! | 08/24: Moving out always brings so much content and uncovers more of what lays in the OfflineTV household - don’t miss out this month’s POOP of the annual OTV move out!

• ⏱️ BREAKDOWN 1: OTV Tries Glassblowing | 08/10: Want to know the chaos that unfolded during the Glassblowing video? Sit down to watch us break down the details and behind the scenes of our most recent video!

• ⏱️ BREAKDOWN 2: Motorcycle | 08/24: We’re releasing an exciting video on our main channel with (oops, spoilers!) Michael and Ludwig this month, and our staff is here to break it down! 🛵

• ⏱️ CLIPPIE 1 | 08/13: As per usual, Lauren has some fire content cooking up. Check out what’s in store for this month’s clippie next week!

2️⃣ Tier 2

• ✅ OTV TRIES 1: Go Karting! | 08/05: Michael + go-karts + speed = 🔥. A chef’s kiss piece of content for this month’s OTV Tries!

• ⏱️ OTV TRIES 2: Skincare Routines | 08/31: We’re putting talent on to some of the most glass-skin-esque skincare routines for this month. You can’t miss out on the secrets behind your typical 10 step skincare routine!

• ⏱️ CREW POD | 08/17: New month, new topics! Tune in for another fun crew pod where we give you more behind-the-scenes stories of our silly content org 🗣️

• ✅ OTV PODCAST: Full + Bonus Episode #7 | 07/31: We’re sat with some silly boys this month. Join Brodin, Scarra, and Seanic as they talk about boneless wings, their mom's periods, laser tag, getting in trouble in school, and more!

3️⃣ Tier 3

• ⏱️ LIVE WORK WITH US | 08/15: We can’t end summer without a beach stream. Come watch us do our working magic next to the ocean! 🌊

• ⏱️ LIVE CREW POD | 08/13: Catch us LIVE for August’s monthly Crew Pod!

• ⏱️ GIGAFAN CALL-IN SHOW: COMFORT FOOD | 08/27: We’re back this month for another GIGAFAN REVIEW, this time we’re taking a look at your homemade Comfort Foods! 🍝 Me personally, big Buldak Carbonara fan, but we want to see what your go-to homemade food is.

  • HOW TO ENTER ➡️ Join our Patreon corner in the Discord and look out for the #gigafan channel where you can submit your yummy meals!

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QOTMPN (Question of the Monthly Patch Notes):

Since we’re having our comfort food Gigafan review session, it’s got me thinking — what type of instant ramen do you enjoy making when you’re home? 🍜

I LOOOOVE Buldak Carbonara if I’m craving anything cheesy, I’ll usually top it off with mozzarella and bacon to enhance the carbonara vibes, but a Shin Ramen with egg, garlic, and green onion is always fire.

Hope you guys enjoyed the taste of the OfflineTV barista life with our Comfy Cafe pop-up in July! It was awesome being able to see everyone come together to get their matcha fix in and seeing all of the cute pictures everyone took at the photobooths 💌 We also had a lil Gigafan mixer (last pic) - thank you guys for coming out! It was fun getting to know you guys a bit more, yapping with y'all about every topic in the world, and people-watching during the Scarra and Peter M&G! Fingers crossed we get to have another Gigafan (or maybe just a general Patroni mixer) soon! 🤞Anyways, that's all for August, we've got a fun few weeks ahead, then September time!

Catch y’all for Twitchcon season,

Yan // Patroni’s Gordon Ramsey, OFFLINETV 🍳