Two Sentence Sadness | Bonus Video
Added 2025-03-01 05:17:05 +0000 UTCAlso streaming announcement! I'll be streaming this Sunday, March 2nd, at 9pm Eastern Time! Sorry I can't make it earlier, I'm in Japan right now and I think that's kinda the only time that would work for both of us
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two sentence sad :( story Time stopped, and in the halted chaos mouths were frozen over in petrified screams, eyes wide in horror, with me at the center of it all. The way my father used to like telling it, my birth was an absolute bloodbath. :) hehe
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2025-03-17 07:08:16 +0000 UTCI kinda love that the basic format of the two sentence stories is: "Things were normal. Cancer."
Max McLain
2025-03-16 15:50:23 +0000 UTCNeed to understand what's going on in the heads of the hundreds of people who read these, nod solemnly to themselves and upvote
Evan Schmidt
2025-03-03 20:23:41 +0000 UTCthe cemetery one is also confusing me, are they un-burying spouses to separate them by gender? pulling the corspes of sons away from their moms to put them in the "boys" lot? 🤔 lots going on there
Neosaneo
2025-03-03 18:42:07 +0000 UTCHonestly segregating cemeteries sounds like something Trump would do for no reason lmao
Emma Anker
2025-03-03 14:31:46 +0000 UTCThese feel to me like what I imagine an emotionally immature person's idea of "sad" would be. A lot of the things that make me the most sad can often be pretty small and simple, mundane even; little things that just feel tragic and human. Most of these are just so over the top and outlandish, almost like they're trying to shock you more than necessarily invoke sadness.
JAV1028
2025-03-03 00:43:11 +0000 UTCHonestly, I feel like Lily can still have the coat, even if the regime canceled Christmas
All6pistols
2025-03-02 18:54:07 +0000 UTCThe fundamental problem with putting a lot of effort into writing one of these two sentence poems is that if you write the best one in history, you'll have done it for... Reddit. Scary stuff.
A Parent Lee (long lost brother of Stan Lee, RIP)
2025-03-01 07:13:47 +0000 UTC"i couldn't think of any good ideas" the notification made me light up like an object that's really bright. I loved the two sentence horror video, i always crave more
Arthropod_Queen
2025-03-01 06:36:08 +0000 UTCdid not understand what most of these were going for without you explaining it to me lmao
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2025-03-01 05:45:17 +0000 UTC"sorry lily, but the regime cancelled christmas this year" is one of those phrases I can just tell is going to be stuck in my lexicon forever now
Holly L
2025-03-01 05:36:09 +0000 UTCThe canceled Christmas and segregated skeletons are definitely in the same universe
ThugPug43
2025-03-01 05:26:20 +0000 UTC
