I said I'm sorry Patrons. I only meant to please youuu. I never meant to keep this from you so today, I'm cleaning out my closet.
My online store is over there yonder on Poshmark. I'll be selling my stuff including shirts you have seen in my videos, bikinis, underwear, doo dads, random sticks my neighbor's dogs find on the ground (they insist they are priceless), socks, pans of my not-so-famous lasagna and whatever else I may want to find a new home for!
Everything comes unwashed, including the lasagna. Even though it may seem like I live inside laundromats, I don't and I hate laundry. ;)
Every purchase comes with a handwritten thank you note, a splash of perfume and lots of love.