Some preds eat to satisfy a feeling of hunger, a need to feel full, or wanting to get closer to the ones they care about. For Archie, he just loves to eat as a way of getting rid of anyone in his way. There's a long line? He adds them to his waistline. Someone tells him no? Then they gotta go. He doesn't get much taller as he eats either, but rather wider. The more seats he takes up, the better. This leads to him causing some jams in hallways, but people better be prepared to wait, otherwise they're just gonna add to his weight!
Typically, he just cuts off communication with those he eats, only checking in to heckle and make fun of them, before cutting them off again. When he's feeling particularly cheeky, he loves to display all the faces of the prey he's eaten across his ass, making sure that everyone knows just happened to the dorks who don't give him what he wants, when he wants.
This attitude often leads him to a fast pass on a bigger preds ass. Even preds that may not initially be interested in eating him, find themselves in a situation where it's either him or them. Archie is always a big complainer when he's being hauled around on someone gut, leading to even the most patient preds to either cutting him off, or fully absorb him to shut him up.
Kent Badger
2025-07-20 14:57:55 +0000 UTC