DD-man Investigation Paper #1

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Do you guys know about Gusso Inn?

A place that refuses us to enter freely, how strange.

I mean, we're in the Mid West! the freest place among the other factions!

From there, we already know that Gusso Inn doesn't have the spirit of a Mid West, they are different from us!

And that can't be allowed!

I know people think it's an exclusive brothel, but I have a different opinion.

I believe that place is much darker and deeper!

Everyone who manages to enter the Gusso Inn always closes themselves when asked about the place, and July, who claims to live inside, says it's not a strange place.

She's lying!

It is impossible for a brothel to refuse its potential customers!

Makes sense right?

"I'll try to expose this place" So I thought.

The first investigation I did was trying to get into the Gusso Inn at night.

I infiltrated by climbing on the roof of Sergey's shop and entering through the open window.

And there I saw... a lot of people having sex.

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Well predictably, I mean it's a brothel afterall.

Then I tried to infiltrate deeper into the floor below, but it was very tightly guarded by the security guards.

But don't worry readers, my infiltrating skills are superior to their guarding skills (thank god I didn't see Mayk at that time)

So I arrived downstairs in the darkest place at the Gusso Inn, Easy!

There I found a white powder and blue crystals scattered everywhere.

When I was about to take a sample, someone suddenly approached!

Know this reader, if I wanted blood I could just do the move Musashi taught me and put that person to sleep forever.

But no, not today at least... I'm always avoid unnecessary violence.

So, I escaped! I'm entering the sinkhole that happens to be in the corner of the room and make it out of the Gusso Inn.

And when I got out, I decided to finish the investigation that day.

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Readers,

What is Gusso Inn hiding?

Why is that place so heavily guarded??

And why no matter how much money I promised I'd give them, they wouldn't let me in?

Too many questions, too little time.

Readers, stay tuned.

I'm about to reveal Gusso Inn's secret to the fullest!

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"What do you think karin?"

"I'm sure our investigation column this time will get a lot of readers!"

"You infiltrated the Gusso Inn?"

"Yes!"

"What is the proof?"

"You reading it, my story is my proof."

"....."

"This sounds far-fetched."

"Then take a look at this cover DD..."

"Do you want to get killed?"

"Heh! come on, don't be such a pussy."

"Mid West needs a little drama, hahaha!"

"Mid West is already has too many problems."

"Also, is it true that you were taught by Musashi?"

"No."

"So you lied about this?"

"No, I'm not lying."

"I prefer the term "Hyperbole" and it's great for sales!

"Plus so that the Gusso people don't mess with me because I brought up Musashi's name hahaha!"

"At least you need more concrete evidence to make people believe more that you did infiltrate there

"Why is there no photographic evidence at all?"

"....."

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"Ah...."

"You forgot to open the lens cap again?"