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Crackhead Determination Ch.10

— Piccolo Jr —

He sat in a desert, doing nothing. Absolutely nothing. He considered training, but he just got done doing that. He thought about going to kill more Earthlings, whether they be humans or animals, or dinosaurs, but he just wasn’t feeling up for it.

Today was a day of rest as he deemed it. He was bored sure, but there wasn’t much else better to do. The World Martial Arts Tournament was a month away, and he couldn’t wait until then.

“Hopefully once I kill Goki and rule the world things will get less bland.” He let out a tired sigh, laying his back into the sand.

“It won’t.”

He shot up, sending a ki blast to where he heard the voice, the man who snuck up on him smacked the ball of ki away as if it was nothing.

“You! Who are you!” Piccolo shouted dropping into his stance. “If you wish to die, you could have found more meaningful ways than this.”

The green-haired man smiled, offering a wave. “My name’s Lyre, Kami’s pupil and a fellow Namekian, nice to meetcha, Piccolo.”

Piccolo’s gaze narrowed. Kami had taken a pupil besides Goki? That wasn’t good, and a Namekian? He had few memories of what that was. His father hadn’t deemed it of importance, only leaving an odd sense of deja vu when he heard that word, but he knew that he was one.

“Kami’s pupil. Did he send you to die?”

“You need to work on your shit talk, come on now, say something good, and say it with your chest!” The very human-looking Namekian thumped his chest, his smile morphing into a grin. “Or don’t, I’d rather us not go back and forth. How about you drop your guard and we talk…after all-”

*BOOM*

Power!

In an instant, the Namekian had let out his dormant ki and powered up. His power just kept getting higher and higher!

It was the same power that landed on Earth five months ago, and it was stronger!

Piccolo stood up, losing his stance. He couldn’t win against this guy, and he didn’t plan on dying foolishly. If the powerful Namekian attacked, he would fight back. He was a warrior after all, and had his pride, but he wouldn’t go on the offensive and throw his life away unprovoked.

He would see how this played out, and hoped he’d live to see his father’s orders carried out.

— Lyre —

“I’m sure you see the difference in our strength.” I grinned smugly.

“No, I’m blind, deaf, and retarded. What the fuck do you think?” Piccolo bit back and I took a moment to blink a few times.

That was good retaliation. I’m honestly proud. In time, perhaps he’ll rival even the likes of his Abridged self in terms of snark.

“Yeah, I guess that was a dumb question.” The grunt of affirmation from Piccolo made my grin grow. “Now, why don’t we talk.” I dropped backward, taking a seat in the sand. Piccolo eyed me warily before dropping down and crossing his legs.

We both stared at each other in silence. He was observing me, watching for even the slightest of movements and I had to give it to him. He was hardcore.

“So, I wanted to ask for a favor from you.”

“A favor?” He questioned suspiciously. I wasn’t surprised by his hesitance, until now, he most likely hadn’t even had a proper conversation until now, most humans would fear him on sight. “I doubt I could help you, nor do I want to.”

“Fair,” I shrugged, there wasn’t much I could ask of him that he could be of use, not with my overwhelming strength and greater magic. “But I’m sure you could help me with this. In actuality, it’s something you wanted to do anyway.”

Piccolo stayed quiet for a moment before glaring and grunting. “Spit it out!”

The brooding types of Namekians were always fun. I’m missing Nail right now.

“I want you to fight Goki, and give it your all. Push her to the edge, give her the fight of her life.” He rose a brow at me, confusion filling his onyx eyes. “I can see you’re confused, allow me to explain. Goki is a simple woman, she likes to fight, and she though she will fight for the sake of her planet, it’s not why she fights. I want you to push her to her limits, and give her a fight she’ll remember.”

Piccolo frowned as he scrutinized me. “If that’s all you want, I was going to do that anyway.” He got up from his place in the sand and crossed his arms over his chest. “I will do it, but not because you told me to. I have a goal to fulfill and she’s in my way. Once I’m done with her, you’re next.”

I stared back with a confident smirk and pointed at myself. “Should you defeat Goki, you’ll fall to me. Though, I’m certain that Goki…will surprise you.” With those parting words, I shot into the air and flew in the direction of Kami’s Lookout, leaving behind a confused, thankful, and determined Namekian behind me.

Also lonely, god I need to get that guy some friends. Maybe I can find Tom on MySpace or something.

— Later —

“This feels funny, Lyre.” Goki hummed, her hands behind her head as she lied down on her bed.

“I’m almost done,” I admitted.

“Okay.” She smiled, it was wild how much she trusted me, and I did my best not to take advantage of that, at least until she understood what she was doing.

Which is why we weren’t doing anything dirty right now. I was collecting several swabs of her DNA from the inside of her mouth, which tickled her tongue, and thus “feels funny.”

I needed to understand Saiyan DNA, as well as the makeup of their bodies as a whole... I had already X-rayed Goki and didn’t find much difference in her skeletal system besides bones of higher density, but I already knew about that and a tailbone, but that was obvious. I did cut a piece of fur off of her tail to inspect later (yes she still had her tail, I convinced Kami to let her keep it with the memories of the future he saw and the truth of her race), and I took some blood samples. All the while Goki didn’t mind because I promised her that this would make us both stronger one day, which was true.

I had the ability of genetic manipulation, but such an ability isn’t one with limits, at least it shouldn’t have such. This means, that once I’m done with full control over my own body, maybe I can change the genetic makeup of others.

Something like that isn’t something Goki would allow typically. She was a firm believer in her strength and getting stronger on her own, but if I added something like Freeza’s ability to breathe in space, or survive the destruction of planets, a Namekian’s ability to regenerate limbs, a kai’s natural born godhood. She’d be all for it, or at least not hesitant about it.

“All done.” I smiled, teleporting the samples via spatial magic.

“Great, now we can spar!” She punched her palm with a grin and I couldn’t help but smile wider. I typically didn’t like fighting her and beating her up, but I had to admit she was cute when she wanted something.

Also, if I didn’t do this now, she wouldn’t let me hear the end of it.

“Okay, just give me a second.”

“Yes!” She jumped off the bed and threw her hands up into the air as she ran to the door. “I’ll be outside!”

Before I could answer she opened the door and bolted out.

She was as straightforward as they came, and honestly, that was good. It made things easier, and I planned on telling her that this time-

I wasn’t just fighting her, I planned on taking her as my woman tonight, with how much she’s been masturbating by herself, it’s only right.

Plus I’d be lying if I said just being around her didn’t have my pants straining.

I changed my clothes from my white lab coat and back into my regular clothes which were a carbon copy of what Nail would wear, showing off my bare chest and abs.

I walked out and returned Goki’s grin, stopping a great distance in front of her.

“Go!” She shouted, skipping the countdown and rushing me. Again, I had my hands behind my back and didn’t dare move my legs. Goki’s right fist made direct contact with my face, and though it didn’t hurt-

My face was moved.

Not much, mind you, my face didn’t budge beyond a millimeter.

But it moved.

Goki continued her onslaught of punches, each one having no affect but the occasional one would move my face slightly. I wasn’t trying to keep my face still or anything, it was just left loose, but the fact that she could move it at all showed signs of her improvement.

I let her get in a few more good hits before rearing my head back and hitting her, causing her to drop to the floor. She clutched her head, but there wasn’t even a bruise this time, I had gotten better at holding back after all.

“I moved you!” She shouted with glee, standing up and ignoring the pain in her forehead.

“You did.” I nodded enjoying how happy she grew at the revelation. “You deserve a reward, Goki.”

Goki grinned, as I took a calm, confident step towards her, grabbed her chin between my fingers, and tilted it up so I could stare into those onyx eyes of hers.

“Lyre-”

I cut her off by planting my lips against hers, my arms reaching to hold onto her waist as she leaned into the kiss. I could feel my lust for her rising as I rubbed my hands downward along her waist until my hands met two plump ass cheeks. I sunk my fingers into them, enjoying the way she moaned into my mouth.

I pulled back, opening my eyes to see her red and panting face which did nothing but increase the tightness in my pants and make my mind fill with dangerous thoughts.

“L-Lyre.” She said between breaths, but I had no intention of hearing what she had to say. I took her hand, walking with her back into the building and down the stairs toward my room. Upon reaching it, we walked in and I closed the door, making sure to lock it before I slammed my lips against hers once more, her arms coming to wrap around my neck as my tongue plunged into her hot mouth.

I lifted her by her thighs and carried her over to the bed before laying her down.

“L-Lyre, I don’t know w-what’s happening, but p-please make me feel better.”

“Of course, Goki,” I smirked, holding my hand just above her chest and activating my magic. All of her clothes disappeared from her body and I wasted no time enjoying myself. My right hand took a firm handful of her soft supple tits. My mouth came down on the other to lick and such on it, giving extra attention to her nipples.

“Anngh!” She screamed in pleasure and it was like music to my ears. My left hand slid down her stomach and between her legs, she didn’t even hesitate to spread them, giving me access to her womanhood with ease.

As my hand came down to slip into her womanly folds I heard a voice in my head.

‘[Lyre, I would like you to come outside, we have an emergency!]’

Kami distressed, and I expanded my senses, not feeling anything. I frowned, looking back to the panting Goki who returned my look with one of hers, desire and expectation dancing in her eyes. She wanted this just as much as me…

‘[Lyre!]’ Kami shouted.

‘Fine old man!’

I frowned, getting up from the bed.

“Lyre?” Goki asked, her eyes still hazy.

“Kami needs me for something, I’ll be right back.” I smiled at her.

“Alright, I’ll be here.” She breathed out, her fingers drifting down to rub her needy pussy. The same pussy I’d be in right now if Kami didn’t interrupt me!

Reluctantly I pried my eyes away and walked out of the room. It didn’t take long for me to reach outside the Lookout and see Kami and Mr.Popo chilling.

“Kami, what’s going on?” I asked, growing serious.

Kami looked at me and with the most serious face I’d ever seen on him, he spoke.

“Payback.”

I blinked, before looking at Popo to see the usual smile on his face.

“Excuse me?” I questioned pushing a finger into my ear to hopefully clear it up. “I don’t think I heard you right.

“You had me teach a teenage girl about the wonders of a romantic life and mere months after I do, you attempt to bed her. This is my payback.”

I looked at the man incredulously for a few moments.

This motherfucker…he couldn’t be serious!

— Chapter End —

Author’s Note: Kami ain’t no bitch. I’ll continue the smut where it left off in the next chapter.

Comments

Did Kami just not only cockblock Lyre, but also us? Are you going to wait to post the next chapter? Multiversally 4th wall cockblocking Kami is too OP, pls nerf.

Krunk

My brain just went “Ahh yes the best way to die, cockblocking someone who can 1 shot you before you blink” though I know lyre wouldn’t snap like that, probably more likely to just like “force” push Kami off the edge a little

MercerV12


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