mindiflyth

Gif: GO FISH!

Added 2025-04-23 16:00:53 +0000 UTC

Your ex was an ichthyologist, a specialist in rare saltwater fish, and she dumped you to spend more time with her true love: peppermint angelfish. You were furious. Hurt. Humiliated. So you did what any scorned, slightly-unhinged wannabe warlock might do, and you cast a spell to turn your ex into a mermaid. If she loved fish so damn much, she could go live with them forever!

But the spell backfired, and now you’re the one with a glimmering golden fishtail, a pair of seashell pasties clinging to your bouncy new chest, and a singing voice that could lead sailors to a watery grave. Looks like you’ll just have to pinch your nose and dive into the surf, off to begin your new life under the sea.

But hey, maybe you should give your ex a call now. After all, she'd probably love to get her hands on a rare little fishie like you!