The Boss

I was clinging on for dear life. My mind was quivering, and I think I was on the verge of losing it. The absolute enormity of the situation, the reality breaking realisation that this was actually happening, and the total unpreparedness of the human brain to comprehend it. I knew I was small. I was tiny, minuscule even. I had shrunk, or been shrunk, and now the size of a flea I was desperately trying not to lose my grip and fall deep into my boss’s cleavage.

My hold was fairly secure. When you’re this small skin isn’t smooth, there are plenty of ridges and cracks to grip onto, but it’s not solid either. It’s not like you’re climbing a mountain with rocks, but more like a cliff face made of cushions from a worn leather sofa. The delicate little hairs covering her body were like translucent branches, or long reedy grass. I was on her chest, so I could feel the beat of her heart thundering through me. The rise and fall as she took her breaths sent me up and down dozens of feet every few seconds, and there was a constant rumble that overwhelmed my bones. This was her talking. That sharp voice that snapped so often was now a thick and rolling thunder. I could just about make out the words but my body was shaken by the vibrations until my skin felt numb.

I looked up the immense canyon I found myself in, over the perfumed and puckered skin of her tanned breasts, at the underside of her chin. It almost didn’t look like it could be human, a body so big. Her facial features seemed separated from each other somehow, as different parts of a landscape. Those thick glasses supported by a nose that was like the entry to a cave system, golden hoop earrings that would be like majestic monuments in a capital city. I looked down. There was so much heat coming from down in that dark canyon. It could swallow me whole and grind me up. But it was incredible. I couldn’t help myself but pucker my lips and touch them to the wall of skin. Then I licked. I could feel myself stiffening. Slowly I began to grind, losing myself to the moment.