I think you'll find that at least a third of this page is he sideways
Flora P-Stylianides
2024-12-08 08:00:42 +0000 UTC
Well he got exiled from his enclave so he probably qualifies!
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:15:09 +0000 UTC
At *least* one
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:14:52 +0000 UTC
What Kal needs is a good aimbot
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:14:36 +0000 UTC
No he front
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:09:42 +0000 UTC
Kalgkur's bodycount: 1 human, 1 pebble
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:04:04 +0000 UTC
It's like using really big heavy chopsticks
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:03:39 +0000 UTC
lol download the full res, textless version, it's exactly that
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:02:36 +0000 UTC
He might be off by a little
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:02:15 +0000 UTC
A montage but it's just a single scene instead of a collection of multiple
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:02:04 +0000 UTC
The most important reason to not knock it over
Surpassing the importance of not exploding another dude
Val Salia
2024-12-08 02:00:13 +0000 UTC
Where even is Isher? She's been out of the plot for a long time.
Russet
2024-12-07 05:54:19 +0000 UTC
That is going to be so frustrating to reset
ComicTF
2024-12-07 00:36:14 +0000 UTC
Well, Lopin is in exile from the Enclave, so he definitely "out of place."
John C Butler
2024-12-06 23:03:13 +0000 UTC
Can he really judge his percentage of limb extension to three decimal places? I dunno man, that seems way more advanced than other examples of baxxid mental discipline.
I would think that as nice a thing restraint is to work on, I would say agility is what Kalgkur really needs to hone. But 'control' is a nice way of putting it.
Thorin N. Tatge
2024-12-06 16:01:32 +0000 UTC
Well, it's not quite a training montage, but it sounds like we're in the middle of one.
Thomas Halpin
2024-12-06 14:06:28 +0000 UTC
I love how intensely thoughtful he is from the inside, and yet from the outside... he stared at a rock, then poked it.
Nate Gaylinn
2024-12-06 12:25:01 +0000 UTC
Now the hard part. Pick it up and put it back. Master your precision. Turn clunky action into precise movement. Knocking the stone off was easy. A tiny child with puny arms could do that. Putting it back will be monumentally hard.
Vet
2024-12-06 12:15:19 +0000 UTC
Out-of-rangers, assemble!
Falloutgamer347
2024-12-06 08:37:07 +0000 UTC
I must- not skewer the pebble! oh noes! pebble skewered
Little_me
2024-12-06 08:16:46 +0000 UTC
Kal'd back!
Flora P-Stylianides
2024-12-06 07:00:59 +0000 UTC
"Lag. It's lag man, and bad hitbox detection. I nailed that shot. It's not my fault reality doesn't have rollback netcode."
ArcadeDragon
2024-12-06 06:02:35 +0000 UTC
And this after how many hours and attempts to balance the rock in the first place? I'm pretty sure it would be in orbit if I had only two massive bone "fingers" to do high-precision work with.
Southpaw
2024-12-06 05:52:11 +0000 UTC
I'm looking forward to Kalgkur becoming the Fifth of our Five-"Man" Band of Out-of-Placers. Or is he the Sixth Ranger? Hmmm....Kass, Elim, Isher, Yannit...Kalgkur...yeah, wait, Lopin doesn't count as an Out-of-Placer...right?
Matthew Vandiver
2024-12-06 05:49:10 +0000 UTC
A-
kurogetsui
2024-12-06 05:00:27 +0000 UTC
I remeber hearing a long time ago that Kung Fu wasnt just about mastering combat. Its about being the best you that you can be.
After all, perfection is impossible to obtain, but by striving for it we become closer to it than ever before.
Hes a good kid.
BiasMushroom721
2024-12-06 04:58:15 +0000 UTC
I have a feeling bro is going to join our favorite yinglets guard duty