School Profile: Jennifer ‘The Lunch Lady’ Koda
Age: 28
Occupation: Cafeteria Operations
Bio:
With her grades slipping, Jenny was a desperate student when she replaced the last Cafeteria Operator. With a clear passion for food and a desire to remain outside of Custodial Staff, she accepted the necessary implants and body modifications for the role without question. She has since filled her position with the kind of vigour we like to see from all our staff at The Rendering Pit.
Body Modifications include, but are not limited to: enhanced metabolic suite, nanite dermal and musculature reinforcement with elasticity enhancements and a basic neural connectivity suite.
Ms Koda collects and consumes student’s uneaten food, as well as ensuring that the cafeteria is stocked at all hours of the day. Her stomach has been enhanced to store large quantities of organic material for conversion into energy and chemically advanced gasses. She has requested modifications to her personal quarters twice, to have doorways enlarged to accommodate this fact, citing the massive tank of perpetually digesting food that she carries to and from her work position.
As she is continually manufacturing a gaseous solution within her, Ms Koda requires nearly perpetual access to a venting valve and hose. Failure to acquire adequate ventilation methods have a variety of consequences, but to ensure the safety of students and colleagues, her body and clothing have been suitably modified so as to contain the gas as a temporary solution.
With the consideration that her social life outside of work could be described as lacking, Ms Koda has recently made a request for an assistant, and took particular interest in a pink furred feline student whose failing grades had rendered her further education untenable. We have approved the request, as it allows us to test one of the university’s emergent technologies for potential commercial application. Andrea, the requested student, is now working full time in food production and storage, alongside Ms Koda beneath the Cafeteria.
Athan
2017-10-02 16:28:36 +0000 UTC